Re: You're all Idiotic satansOn May 4, 11:09 pm, J666 <j...@nowhere . com > wrote:
> On Sun, 4 May 2008 5:57:37 -0500, Phoenix Rising wrote
> (in message
> <5e32a928-2ccb-478b-8824-dba19d97a...@k10g2000prm.googlegroups . com >):
>
> > Whats the deal with the chicken?
>
> The Celestial Chicken, not the God of Abraham, is the Creator who in the
> beginning created the Heavens and Earth.
>
> The Celestial Chicken has Chickie, instead of Jesus and the Fried Egg instead
> of the Holy Spirit and Hades Fox instead of Satan. Unlike the God of
> Abraham, the Celestial Chicken gives his millions his children each day for
> man.
>
> The Celestial Chicken believes the key is getting together with family and
> friends for fellowship over a nice chicken dinner - this is the equivalent of
> going to church, temple or the mosque in the religions based on the God of
> Abraham.
>
> The Celestial Chicken created a man in whom the Celestial Chicken has faith
> and so needs few rules as the average person in his heart and soul knows what
> is right as opposed to the God of Abraham who created a man who have to have
> faith in Him and needs many rules to get man do what is right. The Celestial
> Chicken treats man as an adult whereas the God of Abraham treats man as a
> child. As long as man does what is good and right, the Celestial Chicken does
> not require man to even believe in or follow the Celestial Chicken, as does
> the God of Abraham. The Celestial Chicken does not mind if man follows other
> false gods as long as man does what is good and right.
>
> Different faiths in the world have their own Gods and their own rituals,
> practices and rules and certainly the Celestial Chicken is one more, but, for
> the believers it is the real One just as people of other faiths believe
> theirs is the real one.
Who's this idiot with the links? Why does he think he needs to put
those retarded links after anybody post? Damn weird thing...
Hey idiot... were having an A and B conversation.... C your way out
with the stupid links.