Re: How to become your own 2PD Huckster courtesy Ebullient and Honorary Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhOn May 16, 8:28 pm, bqningn...@gmail,com wrote:
> Yes friends, it now possible you no have to log in Usenet wade through
> other 2PD Huckster idiot posties clutter sci.med and alt.support
> groups, just create your own! Here how to do.
>
> First you do preliminary stuff:
> a) pretend get religion, Christmas religion better Islam general
> speaking you live Georgia,
> unless you like being shot at.
> b) pay big attention voice in head. somebody disagree you, they
> devil!
> Hey it Holy Ghost! Now you Big Authority!
> c) get valuable academic qualifications.
> d) waste qualifications by get fired from job.
> e) drive away family
> f) reduce cognitive function further by head rearrangement, simple
> annoy local cops.
>
> Done all that? Now you ready for The Big Time ready turn sci.med into
> idiot shouting match begin huckstering.
>
> 1) Invent idiot simple 2pound diet.
> 2) Blat diet over and over in sci and alt groups until Usenet regulars
> get annoyed enough to point out idiocy.
> 3) Some one write: "diet legal regulated" ?
> No problem change name to 2pound Eating Plan.
> Continue blat blat.
> 4) Some one write: "type food not specified? 2pound cheeze Whizz a day
> fatal" ?
> No problem add "When used with a well balanced diet"
> Continue blat blat.
> 6) Some one write: "2pounds too much newborn infant, too little
> olympic athelete" ?
> No problem add word "optimal". Remember, keep optimal vague.
> Continue blat blat.
> 7) Some one write: "where proof ? I no see peer review study" ?
> No problem, just write "It on my desk until time is right".
> Continue blat blat.
> 8) Some one write: "Omer unit of volume, you nitwit mistake omer unit
> of weight. Even you bible study like idiot!"?
> No problem, congratulations you just graduated become honorary 2PD
> Huckster!
> Continue blat blat.
>
> Only thing do keep going more and more. Remember Google work for
> devil, that why you so many account cancel. Beware real world out
> there distract you from 2PD Huckstering idiocy! Avoid 2PD Huckster
> Sanity Plan at all cost!
>
> Whambo Dingo, There you go!
>
> You Buy NOW!
Now thats a funny post.. please do me a favor and post that here:
http :// groups.google,com /group/i-hate-andrew-b-chung-mdphds-spam
It's worth keeping.. thanks for the funny post.
:)
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