Dr Chung, are you available for an appointment?

Dr Chung, are you available for an appointment?

I have no pulse and the barbs on my emesis-coated member are falling off.
Also, I was doing wind sprints with a mouthpiece and it slipped passed my
epiglottis so my airway is partially blocked and when I talk it makes
whistling sounds. Could all this be a possible health issue even though I'm
still wonderfully hungry? Can you take time from your busy cardiology
practice/usenet posting schedule for a checkup? Can I bring my food scale
(it's the Omer 5000 Turbo) so I can calibrate it with yours? Do you take
insurance? I have Blue Pentagram.

Re: Dr Chung, are you available for an appointment?

Zen Cohen wrote :

> I have no pulse and the barbs on my emesis-coated member are falling off.
> Also, I was doing wind sprints with a mouthpiece and it slipped passed my
> epiglottis so my airway is partially blocked and when I talk it makes
> whistling sounds. Could all this be a possible health issue even though I'm
> still wonderfully hungry? Can you take time from your busy cardiology
> practice/usenet posting schedule for a checkup? Can I bring my food scale
> (it's the Omer 5000 Turbo) so I can calibrate it with yours? Do you take
> insurance? I have Blue Pentagram.

LOL

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Re: Dr Chung, are you available for an appointment?

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD explained on 21/05/2008 :

>>> I have no pulse and the barbs on my emesis-coated member are falling off.
>>> Also, I was doing wind sprints with a mouthpiece and it slipped passed my
>> epiglottis so my airway is partially blocked and when I talk it makes
>>> whistling sounds. Could all this be a possible health issue even though I'm
>>> still wonderfully hungry? Can you take time from your busy cardiology
>>> practice/usenet posting schedule for a checkup? Can I bring my food scale
>>> (it's the Omer 5000 Turbo) so I can calibrate it with yours? Do you take
>>> insurance? I have Blue Pentagram.

>> LOL

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Truth: That fish will get you nowhere...

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Poor Chung - weak and unable to answer truthfully

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD went fishing :

> <><

Have you given that fish water today?

Thirst is Best.

Be thirsty!!!

Re: Poor Chung - weak and unable to answer truthfully

Origins of the 2 pound diet in Chung's own words..

"About two years ago, my wife and I watched an IMAX film about climbing
Mt. Everest and learned that despite their exhausting regimen, the
climbers consumed only 10 lbs of food per week. That's less than 2 lbs
of food per day! Since none of the climbers died from starvation, I
think it is safe to assume that 2 lbs per day should be more than
adequate for us non-climbing folks. " -- Andrew B Chung


Truth is simple??

Re: Dr Chung, are you available for an appointment?

On May 20, 10:39 pm, "Zen Cohen" <atu...@hotmail,com > wrote:
> I have no pulse and the barbs on my emesis-coated member are falling off.
> Also, I was doing wind sprints with a mouthpiece and it slipped passed my
> epiglottis so my airway is partially blocked and when I talk it makes
> whistling sounds. Could all this be a possible health issue even though I'm
> still wonderfully hungry? Can you take time from your busy cardiology
> practice/usenet posting schedule for a checkup? Can I bring my food scale
> (it's the Omer 5000 Turbo) so I can calibrate it with yours? Do you take
> insurance? I have Blue Pentagram.

Lowelling at Zen Cohen.

Re: Dr Chung, are you available for an appointment?

On May 21, 6:08 pm, Truth <yamant...@aol,com > wrote:
> On May 20, 10:39 pm, "Zen Cohen" <atu...@hotmail,com > wrote:
>
> > I have no pulse and the barbs on my emesis-coated member are falling off.
> > Also, I was doing wind sprints with a mouthpiece and it slipped passed my
> > epiglottis so my airway is partially blocked and when I talk it makes
> > whistling sounds. Could all this be a possible health issue even though I'm
> > still wonderfully hungry? Can you take time from your busy cardiology
> > practice/usenet posting schedule for a checkup? Can I bring my food scale
> > (it's the Omer 5000 Turbo) so I can calibrate it with yours? Do you take
> > insurance? I have Blue Pentagram.
>
> Lowelling at Zen Cohen.

BTW, to clarify: Lowelling is the verb for LOL. I literally lowelled
when I read Zen Cohen's clever and witty post.

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Chung is a lying confabulating, impotent little man

On May 21, 9:51 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth,com >
wrote:
<snip Chung Dung>

Chung is no longer capable of composing a coherent though.

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Re: Chung is a lying confabulating, impotent little man

Truth wrote :
> On May 21, 9:51 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth,com >
> wrote:
> <snip Chung Dung>
>
> Chung is no longer capable of composing a coherent though.

He's lost the plot.

Re: Chung is a lying confabulating, impotent little man

Truth brought next idea :
> On May 21, 9:51 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lov...@thetruth,com >
> wrote:
> <snip Chung Dung>
>
> Chung is no longer capable of composing a coherent thought.

.. nor is he capable of posting anything meaningful.

Re: Dr Chung, are you available for an appointment?

On Tue, 20 May 2008 22:39:14 -0700, Zen Cohen wrote:

> I have no pulse and the barbs on my emesis-coated member are falling off.

Proof there is a God, I would comment.