Ed Conrad Flying Over the Cuckoo Nest

Ed Conrad Flying Over the Cuckoo Nest

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This is Nurse Ratched and I wonder if anyone
else is aware that Ed Conrad, who was one
of my patients in the Cuckoo Nest, finally has updated his Web page
after nearly two decades.
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What incredible balls! The big new headline is
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> ED CONRAD PROVEN RIGHT
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> http//w w w .edconrad . com
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The "new" Web page is filled with more of that
same old crap in which Ed Conrad attacks,
insults and belittles members of our most revered
scientific institutions.
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They include the Smithsonian, the American
Association for the Adancement of Science,
American Association of Physical Anthropologists, the University of
Pennsylvania, the University
of California-Berkeley, Penn State University
-- and the list just keeps going on and on.
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Ed Conrad throughly enjoys making a mockery
of our legion of honest, uprighteous scientists
in disciplines such as anthropology, astronomy,
geology, physics, medicine, religion -- and many
others.
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The bastard honestly believes he's a lot smarter than EVERYBODY.
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Of course, there are still a lot of technical flaws
in Ed Conrad's updated Web page. However,
I figure it will be rather presentable -- at least
to the retarded -- after he applies the finishing touches over the
next few days.
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Meanwhile, I'm hearing strong rumors that Ed
Conrad is about to launch a nationwide speaking
tour about his "incredible fossil discoveries"
that he claims prove man is as old as coal and evolution is pure
crap.
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Does anyone know whether I need a permit
to purchase a .44 Magnum.?

I'm also wondering if I'm allowed to carry it into
a lecture hall.
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* w w w .edconrad . com /pics/Ed&Blue.JPG
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* w w w .edconrad . com /pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
* w w w .edconrad . com /pics/z11calv.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /pics/skullb.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /pics/z8femur.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg

* w w w .edconrad . com /pics/TestResults.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /FOSSILS08/Skullx.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /FOSSILS08/Skully,jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /FOSSILS08/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg

* w w w .edconrad . com /pics/HumanBrain.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /FOSSILS08/newtibia.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /FOSSILS08/zedjaw.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /pics/OldestTool.jpg

* w w w .edconrad . com /pics/MoreFossils.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /FOSSILS08/InSlate3.jpg
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* w w w .edconrad . com /FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /pics/GallBladder2.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /FOSSILS08/GallBladdery.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /FOSSILS08/Fetus8.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /pics/Scorpion.jpg
* w w w .edconrad . com /pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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