NOT EVERYONE HAPPY GETTING FREE VASELINE WITH THEIR GASOLINE

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This is Nurse Ratched and I thought I saw EVERYTHING
when I worked at the Cuckoo Nest.
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But, i guess, wonders never cease.
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Now I see where President Bush has signed a bill
ordering the major oil companies to give us free
Vaseline with our gasoline.
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I also think the new warning sign to be placed
on every pump is an insult to every hard-working
American. (And think of the kiddies!)
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You invaded Iraq, Georgie. Why not invade OPEC?
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* images.jupiterimages . com /common/detail/37/22/23112237.jpg
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> "BUTT ONLY IF YOU EARN LESS THAN $200,000"
>
All others to get a case of Super Glue, especially the filty
rich -- like Hillary -- and, of couse, members of Congress
who have been sitting on their hands doing nothing...
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For more information, read:
* w w w .urbandictionary . com /define.php?term=weener
Do NOT read:
* w w w .edconrad . com
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> NO MORE VASELINE WITH OUR GASOLINE
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These oil companies import Middle Eastern oil:
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Shell........................... 205,742,000 barrels
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Chevron/Texaco......... 144,332,000 barrels
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Exxon/Mobil............... 130,082,000 barrels
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Marathon/ Speedway... 117,740,000 barrels
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Amoco............................62,231,000 barrels
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Here are some large companies that DO NOT import
Middle Eastern oil:
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Sunoco..................0 barrels
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Conoco..................0 barrels
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Sinclair..................0 barrels
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BP/Phillips.............0 barrels
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Hess......................0 barrels
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ARC0.....................0 barrels
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All of this information is available from the Departmen
of Energy and each is required to state where they get
their oil and how much they are importing.
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Murdoch Bill O'Reilly PBS BBC Lou Dobbs Chris Matthews
Brian Williams Katie Couric Charles Gibson White House
Billy Meier Intelligent Design Bill Moyers Keith Olbermann
Stephen Colbert Jon Stewart Hubble Evolution Stephen
Hawking Evolution Charles Darwin Rush Limbaugh
Intelligent Design Bill Moyers UFO Penn State New England
Journal of Medicine Yomiuri Shimbun Asahi Shimbun
Bild Germany The Sun London The View 60 Minutes Oprah
Winfrey Rosie O'Donnell Meet the Press Nightline Anderson
Cooper Association for the Dis Advancement of Science
Republican Democrat Evolution Evolutionisists Disney
History Channel Philadelphia Inquirer Meet the Press
Ed Conrad Extraterrestrial Michael Moore Smithsonian
Roseanna Roseannadanna

On May 13, 9:16 am, nurse.ratched....@hotmail . com wrote:
> <
> This is Nurse Ratched and I thought I saw EVERYTHING
> when I worked at the Cuckoo Nest.
> <
> But, i guess, wonders never cease.
> <
> Now I see where President Bush has signed a bill
> ordering the major oil companies to give us free
> Vaseline with our gasoline.
> <
> I also think the new warning sign to be placed
> on every pump is an insult to every hard-working
> American. (And think of the kiddies!)
> <
> You invaded Iraq, Georgie. Why not invade OPEC?
> <
> =========================
==================
>
> * images.jupiterimages . com /common/detail/37/22/23112237.jpg
> <>    "BUTT ONLY IF YOU EARN LESS THAN $200,000"
>
> All others to get a case of Super Glue, especially the filty
> rich -- like Hillary -- and, of couse, members of Congress
> who have been sitting on their hands doing nothing...
> <
> For more information, read: * w w w .urbandictionary . com /define.php?term=
=weener
> Do NOT read: * w w w .edconrad . com
> <
> =========================
==================
> <> NO MORE VASELINE WITH OUR GASOLINE
>
> <
> These oil companies import Middle Eastern oil:
> <
> Shell........................... 205,742,000 barrels
> <
> Chevron/Texaco......... 144,332,000 barrels
> <
> Exxon/Mobil............... 130,082,000 barrels
> <
> Marathon/ Speedway... 117,740,000 barrels
> <
> Amoco............................62,231,000 barrels
> <
> Here are some large companies that DO NOT import
> Middle Eastern oil:
> <
> Sunoco..................0 barrels
> <
> Conoco..................0 barrels
> <
> Sinclair..................0 barrels
> <
> BP/Phillips.............0 barrels
> <
> Hess......................0 barrels
> <
> ARC0.....................0 barrels
> <
> All of this information is available from the Departmen
>  of Energy and each is required to state where they get
> their oil and how much they are importing.
> <
> ==================
> <
> (cc)  New York Times Daily News Post Newsday Newsweek
> USA Today Wall Street Journal Time Nation President Bush
> War in Iraq talk.origins David Iain Greig ABC CBS NBC
> MSNBC Larry King CNN Keith Olbermann Fox News Rupert
> Murdoch Bill O'Reilly PBS BBC Lou Dobbs Chris Matthews
> Brian Williams Katie Couric Charles Gibson White House
> Billy Meier Intelligent Design Bill Moyers Keith Olbermann
> Stephen Colbert Jon Stewart Hubble Evolution Stephen
> Hawking Evolution Charles Darwin Rush Limbaugh
> Intelligent Design Bill Moyers UFO Penn State New England
> Journal of Medicine Yomiuri Shimbun Asahi Shimbun
> Bild Germany The Sun London The View 60 Minutes Oprah
> Winfrey Rosie O'Donnell Meet the Press Nightline Anderson
> Cooper Association for the Dis Advancement of Science
> Republican Democrat Evolution Evolutionisists Disney
> History Channel Philadelphia Inquirer Meet the Press
> Ed Conrad Extraterrestrial Michael Moore Smithsonian
> Roseanna  Roseannadanna

Get over it spoiled Philly nurse....

For the longest time we have had cheap gas.

In europe they are paying 4 bucks a liter.

That is 7 or eight bucks a gallon.

Gas is still cheap.......

Move closer to your job...save money.


love
hank

On May 13, 9:25 am, Rightwinghank <rightwingh...@hotmail . com > wrote:
> On May 13, 9:16 am, nurse.ratched....@hotmail . com wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > <
> > This is Nurse Ratched and I thought I saw EVERYTHING
> > when I worked at the Cuckoo Nest.
> > <
> > But, i guess, wonders never cease.
> > <
> > Now I see where President Bush has signed a bill
> > ordering the major oil companies to give us free
> > Vaseline with our gasoline.
> > <
> > I also think the new warning sign to be placed
> > on every pump is an insult to every hard-working
> > American. (And think of the kiddies!)
> > <
> > You invaded Iraq, Georgie. Why not invade OPEC?
> > <
> > =========================
==================
>
> > * images.jupiterimages . com /common/detail/37/22/23112237.jpg
> > <>    "BUTT ONLY IF YOU EARN LESS THAN $200,000"
>
> > All others to get a case of Super Glue, especially the filty
> > rich -- like Hillary -- and, of couse, members of Congress
> > who have been sitting on their hands doing nothing...
> > <
> > For more information, read: * w w w .urbandictionary . com /define.php?ter=
m=weener
> > Do NOT read: * w w w .edconrad . com
> > <
> > =========================
==================
> > <> NO MORE VASELINE WITH OUR GASOLINE
>
> > <
> > These oil companies import Middle Eastern oil:
> > <
> > Shell........................... 205,742,000 barrels
> > <
> > Chevron/Texaco......... 144,332,000 barrels
> > <
> > Exxon/Mobil............... 130,082,000 barrels
> > <
> > Marathon/ Speedway... 117,740,000 barrels
> > <
> > Amoco............................62,231,000 barrels
> > <
> > Here are some large companies that DO NOT import
> > Middle Eastern oil:
> > <
> > Sunoco..................0 barrels
> > <
> > Conoco..................0 barrels
> > <
> > Sinclair..................0 barrels
> > <
> > BP/Phillips.............0 barrels
> > <
> > Hess......................0 barrels
> > <
> > ARC0.....................0 barrels
> > <
> > All of this information is available from the Departmen
> >  of Energy and each is required to state where they get
> > their oil and how much they are importing.
> > <
> > ==================
> > <
> > (cc)  New York Times Daily News Post Newsday Newsweek
> > USA Today Wall Street Journal Time Nation President Bush
> > War in Iraq talk.origins David Iain Greig ABC CBS NBC
> > MSNBC Larry King CNN Keith Olbermann Fox News Rupert
> > Murdoch Bill O'Reilly PBS BBC Lou Dobbs Chris Matthews
> > Brian Williams Katie Couric Charles Gibson White House
> > Billy Meier Intelligent Design Bill Moyers Keith Olbermann
> > Stephen Colbert Jon Stewart Hubble Evolution Stephen
> > Hawking Evolution Charles Darwin Rush Limbaugh
> > Intelligent Design Bill Moyers UFO Penn State New England
> > Journal of Medicine Yomiuri Shimbun Asahi Shimbun
> > Bild Germany The Sun London The View 60 Minutes Oprah
> > Winfrey Rosie O'Donnell Meet the Press Nightline Anderson
> > Cooper Association for the Dis Advancement of Science
> > Republican Democrat Evolution Evolutionisists Disney
> > History Channel Philadelphia Inquirer Meet the Press
> > Ed Conrad Extraterrestrial Michael Moore Smithsonian
> > Roseanna  Roseannadanna
>
> Get over it spoiled Philly nurse....
>
> For the longest time we have had cheap gas.
>
> In europe they are paying 4 bucks a liter.
>
> That is 7 or eight bucks a gallon.
>
> Gas is still cheap.......
>
> Move closer to your job...save money.
>
> love
> hank- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
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Hank, you moron:
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What's good for the Goose (Europe) ain't
necessarily good for the Gander, you imbecile.

Boy, I'd love to get YOU in the
Cuckoo's Nest. I figure it'll be
just a couple of weeks. My specialty
is plucking fingeranails.
<
Meanwhile, have a pleasant day!
<
Nurse Ratched

On May 13, 9:38 am, nurse.ratched....@hotmail . com wrote:
> On May 13, 9:25 am, Rightwinghank <rightwingh...@hotmail . com > wrote:
>
>
>
> > On May 13, 9:16 am, nurse.ratched....@hotmail . com wrote:
>
> > > <
> > > This is Nurse Ratched and I thought I saw EVERYTHING
> > > when I worked at the Cuckoo Nest.
> > > <
> > > But, i guess, wonders never cease.
> > > <
> > > Now I see where President Bush has signed a bill
> > > ordering the major oil companies to give us free
> > > Vaseline with our gasoline.
> > > <
> > > I also think the new warning sign to be placed
> > > on every pump is an insult to every hard-working
> > > American. (And think of the kiddies!)
> > > <
> > > You invaded Iraq, Georgie. Why not invade OPEC?
> > > <
> > > ========================
===================
>
> > > * images.jupiterimages . com /common/detail/37/22/23112237.jpg
> > > <>    "BUTT ONLY IF YOU EARN LESS THAN $200,000"
>
> > > All others to get a case of Super Glue, especially the filty
> > > rich -- like Hillary -- and, of couse, members of Congress
> > > who have been sitting on their hands doing nothing...
> > > <
> > > For more information, read: * w w w .urbandictionary . com /define.php?t=
erm=weener
> > > Do NOT read: * w w w .edconrad . com
> > > <
> > > ========================
===================
> > > <> NO MORE VASELINE WITH OUR GASOLINE
>
> > > <
> > > These oil companies import Middle Eastern oil:
> > > <
> > > Shell........................... 205,742,000 barrels
> > > <
> > > Chevron/Texaco......... 144,332,000 barrels
> > > <
> > > Exxon/Mobil............... 130,082,000 barrels
> > > <
> > > Marathon/ Speedway... 117,740,000 barrels
> > > <
> > > Amoco............................62,231,000 barrels
> > > <
> > > Here are some large companies that DO NOT import
> > > Middle Eastern oil:
> > > <
> > > Sunoco..................0 barrels
> > > <
> > > Conoco..................0 barrels
> > > <
> > > Sinclair..................0 barrels
> > > <
> > > BP/Phillips.............0 barrels
> > > <
> > > Hess......................0 barrels
> > > <
> > > ARC0.....................0 barrels
> > > <
> > > All of this information is available from the Departmen
> > >  of Energy and each is required to state where they get
> > > their oil and how much they are importing.
> > > <
> > > ==================
> > > <
> > > (cc)  New York Times Daily News Post Newsday Newsweek
> > > USA Today Wall Street Journal Time Nation President Bush
> > > War in Iraq talk.origins David Iain Greig ABC CBS NBC
> > > MSNBC Larry King CNN Keith Olbermann Fox News Rupert
> > > Murdoch Bill O'Reilly PBS BBC Lou Dobbs Chris Matthews
> > > Brian Williams Katie Couric Charles Gibson White House
> > > Billy Meier Intelligent Design Bill Moyers Keith Olbermann
> > > Stephen Colbert Jon Stewart Hubble Evolution Stephen
> > > Hawking Evolution Charles Darwin Rush Limbaugh
> > > Intelligent Design Bill Moyers UFO Penn State New England
> > > Journal of Medicine Yomiuri Shimbun Asahi Shimbun
> > > Bild Germany The Sun London The View 60 Minutes Oprah
> > > Winfrey Rosie O'Donnell Meet the Press Nightline Anderson
> > > Cooper Association for the Dis Advancement of Science
> > > Republican Democrat Evolution Evolutionisists Disney
> > > History Channel Philadelphia Inquirer Meet the Press
> > > Ed Conrad Extraterrestrial Michael Moore Smithsonian
> > > Roseanna  Roseannadanna
>
> > Get over it spoiled Philly nurse....
>
> > For the longest time we have had cheap gas.
>
> > In europe they are paying 4 bucks a liter.
>
> > That is 7 or eight bucks a gallon.
>
> > Gas is still cheap.......
>
> > Move closer to your job...save money.
>
> > love
> > hank- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> <
> ================
> <
> Hank, you moron:
> <
> What's good for the Goose (Europe) ain't
> necessarily good for the Gander, you imbecile.
>
> Boy, I'd love to get YOU in the
> Cuckoo's Nest.  I figure it'll be
> just a couple of weeks. My specialty
> is plucking fingeranails.
> <
> Meanwhile, have a pleasant day!
> <
> Nurse Ratched- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -

Oh yeah...and I bet along with my fingernails...

you would like to insert a foley

without lube.

love
hank