Re: PAIN PAIN GO AWAY, COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY --On May 14, 6:19 pm, Copernicus...@gmail,com wrote:
> <> =====================> > BREAKING NEWS
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> WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President
> Bush today took drastic action
> to ease the pain of American
> motorists by signing into law
> new legislation, "Free Vaseline
> With Your Gasoline."
> The new bill also will cover
> those who purchase diesel oil
> or kerosene.
> "No butts about it, it's something
> that had to be done," said Bush
> during an announcment at an
> Exxon Mobile service station
> three blocks form the White House.
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> < MORE MORE MORE
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> The new law applies to those earning less than
> $200,000 a year. All politicians as well as the
> filty rich -- many politicians among them as
> result of shady deals over the years-- will receive
> a tube of Crazy Glue.
> <
> "OPEC," said a White House spokesman, "is an international consortium
> of charlatans, thieves and
> extortionists who rip off their client nations -- especially the U.S.
> -- using corrupt business practices and the unholy power of money.
> It's a Mafia of Nations that cuts back its production to drive up
> prices."
> <
> For more information, read: http :// www .edconrad,com
> <
> For extra jars of Vaseline or extra tubes of Crazy Glue,
> contact Rush Limbaugh by phone or e-mail. Or Bill
> O'Reilly.
It is getting really bad when the gas in the tank is worth more than
the car.