Are you infected with Islam virus?1. Symptoms.
1a. Do you have dorsoventral spasms 5 times a day?
1b. Do you have a bump on your forehead?
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1c. Do you have an urge to kill everyone who does not have your
symptoms?
If you have symptom 1a, you are infected with a virus called Islam. In
the absence of intense psychiatric care you may succumb to symptom 1b
or even symptom 1c.
2. Cure.
If you have symptom 1a, remission is possible if you move away from
desert sand (which is the favorite habitat of the virus) eat pork,
avoid contact with the infected people (called Muslims) and their
petrodollars.
If you have symptoms 1a and 1b, it means that you are infected with
incurable form of the Islam virus called Islamism. All you can hope
for is that you will not infect anyone with Islamism. Unlike other
contagious diseases, Islamism infections are transmitted by speech,
and to a lesser degree by Internet websites infected with Islam. You
can safely mingle with healthy people as long as you do not speak.
Feeble minded people are infected when you talk about your infection.
If you have symptoms 1a, 1b, and 1c, it means that you are infected
either with rabies or with a deadly form Islamism called Wahhabism or
Salafism. You are going to die soon and you have to be restrained and
confined to a secure medical facility. Symptomatic treatment including
Buspirone or Aripiprazole in a mosque converted to a hospice improves
the quality of life of terminal patients. They feel better when they
are told that the virus infected the entire world.
If you have symptom 1b, 1c, and associative agnosia, it means that
your brain (occipital or temporal lobe) has been damaged. The damage
may not be related to Islam.
3. Prophylactic treatment.
Good education, good job, good police, and mild climate.
Author: Andrew Nowicki