Re: What is Hip
"Donkeydode" <lal@lal,com > wrote in message
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> "DocDice" <steve_johnson8@bellsouth,net > wrote in message
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>> 1On a recent post one of us brought up the thought that one of the
>> Vegas hotels is going "Hip and Trendy". To which, many of us vented
>> our angst at the idea. Then I started thinking if I had a blank check
>> and could make a Vegas hotel my version of hip, what would it be like?
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> You would start by grabbing a $15.00 martini in the bar named after an
> adjective such as "Brash" "Tender" or something like that. Then you would
> proceed to your $259.00 a night room with a flat screen tv, and fully
> stocked mini bar with $8.00 M & M's, your view will be of the air
> condition units and loading dock of a neighboring hotel. After you get
> settled it's off to the "European" bathing allowed pool which will cost
> you $30.00 to enter, for the privilege of seeing 2-3 mature women exposing
> their assets while dodging the 1,552 males in the area who are acting like
> they aren't that interested in said assets. You will see many attractive
> women show up then within 15 minutes leave due to the 1000's of eyes
> directed their way eagerly anticipating the moment she begins her Euro
> bathing period. After paying your $75.00 bill for the 3 beers and
> hamburger you had at the pool you will clean up and head out to dinner.
> The restaurant will be a noun like "Switch" "Cork" or something like that.
> After paying your $225.00 bill you will head over to a nightclub. The
> nightclub will be a verb like "Bend" "Tuck" or something like that. After
> paying for your bottle service you are seated and presented a $350.00
> bottle of Absolute with complementary mixers. You will be kicked out of
> your table within an hour because a group of 21year olds wearing
> Affliction t shirts just paid for 3 bottles and you are the low man on the
> totem pole, sorry. On the way back to your room you will play some $25.00
> minimum 6:5 BJ and be propositioned by a soiled dove and have a decision
> to make...
>
You just decribed the exact opposite of "Cameron's Club". The restaurant
there would be called the "coffee shop", the nightclub would be called
lounge", where seating would be available to anyone that can find a seat &
drinks are $1.50-$3.00 plus tip. Bottle services is if you buy a bottle
from the gift shop & bring it with you. Free if you're playing VP at the
bar. Another bar in the hotel would be called the "bar", drink prices &
policy would be the same there as well. The gourmet room/steakhouse would
be called the "Cameron's Club Gourmet Room". The hotel rooms would range in
price from $39 to $149, depending on how fancy a room you wanted & if you
give some decent actino on the casino floor, you probably got that comped,
as well as a few meals. The casino would have 3:2 blackjack, 10X odds at
craps, and........plenty of cocktail waitresses that looked like they
stepped out of a Russ Meyer movie. C'mon, you knew that line was coming!
Cameron