Re: Kinky Friedman in VegasOn Jul 13 2008 7:31 AM, Walt wrote:
> Kinky Friedman will appear at the Clark County library on East Flamingo
> on Monday evening at 7pm to read from and sign copies of his latest
> book...
>
> http :// www .lvrj,com /living/24905779.html
>
> --- Walt
I voted for him when he ran. Some of his terrific quotes:
"What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery."
"We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're
in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning."
"I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I
realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough."
"The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount."
"If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil
rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of
the bus."
"I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as
the rest of us."
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