Re: Sitting in a field - the cups of the matter...
"Danny" <danny@nospam.gaggia-espresso,com > wrote in message
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>I never paid much attention to cups. We have standard logo'd Trucillo
>espresso cups. We have very nice 8 and 10oz cappuccino cups/mugs and we
>have nice 8oz latte glasses. What we use most of, however, are "teacups",
>or mugs. For americanos and for tea. We use a lot of them. I used to use
>10oz mugs from Rayware. They eventually broke and were unreplaceable so I
>had to source an alternative. Queue Ebay search for mugs.
>
> Aren't images subjective or qualitative... They looked nice in the Ebay
> listing, so I bought 72 of them, as a starter, for evaluation, knowing the
> seller had many thousands in stock. In real life they were smaller
> (8/9oz) than they looked in the image, but this could be good, since it
> would save water in the trailer (and espresso machine) and we could brew a
> stronger americano for those that wanted it without pulling another
> double. (We already have a 6oz cup and saucer for those that want a
> strong short coffee). They were also well packed, each in it's own
> bubblewrap pouch and box. Looked like a large order gone wrong - British
> Racing Green they were.
>
> Enter customer, stage right. June hates green. Can't possibly drink out
> of a green mug. Will be physically, violently, sick at the thought of it.
> Will have to drink coffee elsewhere etc etc. No problem, we still have a
> few of the original mugs in a box at home, so I'll dig out a nice blue one
> for June. June is a regular, in a party of 4-6 who come most days for
> most hours. Junes' friends tell me I should get some lovely bright green
> chair cushions, and maybe nice green uniforms would be great too.
>
> They have "their table". Actually, they only have "their table" when they
> can actually get to it, and since they don't get here until 10:30am it's
> actually the Moka ladies table (regulars from 08:45 - 09:30) - party of
> three who drink large Moka's most days. And little Rose in the pushchair
> who drinks a frothy chocolate or little cappa or juice.
>
> Anyway, a few customers complained that the cups were smaller, and since
> they were thinner china than the previous mugs (there's a lot of stuff to
> consider in a mug, isn't there...) some said that their drink went cold
> quicker, and we also broke a few when boiling water cracked them. But
> other customers loved the new mugs.
>
> So I bought another 1076 green mugs. Just to be on the safe side. Well,
> the seller was down the road in Bournemouth so I could just collect a
> pallet of them. A pallet of green mugs *just* fits in an Isuzu Bighorn
> lwb. It was a great deal, too...
>
> I have boxes of mugs everywhere. Under the carport. Next to the fruit
> machine in the kitchen. Under the dining room table. I need to break
> some more, quickly. Turns out that we only really break them in the
> winter, when it's cold in the trailer and they get a stress crack when hot
> water hits them. In the summer we don't break them, so they may last
> longer than I first predicted...I have even sold some to customers (not
> June), but probably friends of hers who might have her round for coffee.
>
> Talking of uniforms - we now have some. We look very corporate. Matching
> polo shirts and aprons, with sweatshirts for when it's cold. And I'll get
> some matching fleeces for when it's even colder. The trailer is blue with
> yellow writing, and so are the uniforms. I was going to have "Danny's
> bitches" sewn on the shirts (by request of the girls) but instead settled
> for Danny's coffee bar (we've had to slowly drop "espresso bar") since
> most people round here can't spell it, never mind guess what it is.
> Aren't uniforms expensive? I ordered 5 of each for us three, to save on
> washing. Quite expensive that was. £170 per member of staff. No-one can
> resign now. Especially not Kelly. Myself and Lucy take the same size
> (XL), but Kelly is a Very Small.
>
> Disasters? I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention, or should
> that be Frank Sinatra:
>
> Regrets, Ive had a few;
> But then again, too few to mention.
> I did what I had to do
> And saw it through without exemption.
>
> I planned each charted course;
> Each careful step along the byway,
> But more, much more than this,
> I did it my way.
>
> Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew
> When I bit off more than I could chew.
> But through it all, when there was doubt,
> I ate it up and spit it out.
> I faced it all and I stood tall;
> And did it my way.
>
> Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried.
> Ive had my fill; my share of losing.
> And now, as tears subside,
> I find it all so amusing.
>
> To think I did all that;
> And may I say - not in a shy way,
> No, oh no not me,
> I did it my way.
>
> For what is a man, what has he got?
> If not himself, then he has naught.
> To say the things he truly feels;
> And not the words of one who kneels.
> The record shows I took the blows -
> And did it my way!
>
> Sorry about that...but it sort of fitted.
>
> Anyway, the tow bit fell off the trailer. Luckily stationary at 05:40
> just after I towed it to work. I noticed the towbar on the car and the
> tow socket on the trailer weren't exactly horizontal. Should be -- looked
> more like \/ Closer inspection showed some large bolts had either broken
> or were ripped through the (overly thin) chassis member on the trailer.
> Just as well it's a detachable tow bar. Remove said item and retire to
> local engineering workshop for extensive rebuild with heavier gauge metal
> and *lots* of really big welds.
>
> New fridge just won't stay upright. Old fridge never moved. New fridge
> has fallen over many times. Despite being pop rivetted in 7 places to the
> trailer. Then same again but with stainless steel rivets. Then same
> again but with a restraining strap attached to trailer walls, which one
> has to remember to actually attach before leaving for home. Quality
> engineering workshop (see above) has looked at fridge and pronounced the
> metal skin to be so thin it is merely a knife edge to cut all pop rivets,
> so they have manufactured a plate with bolts welded to it to slot though
> the fridge and attach to the bracket. Must fit it soon...
>
> Every night we stow the grinder in the sink before towing home. Most
> nights, that is. Arrive at work one morning to find many coffee beans on
> floor. Along with many parts of grinder. Favourite Cimbali Cadet grinder
> in attractive gold finish. Retire grinder and bring out replacement ugly
> Cimbali Cadet in silver. Cimbali Cadet plastic is expensive. £68 for a
> hopper.
>
> Double axle trailers shouldn't sway much. Unless they have a slow
> puncture in one of the tyres. Then they sway quite impressively. Since
> the trailer road lights had also taken on a lifeform of their own (any/all
> lights work when they feel like it) and I'd already had a go at recrimping
> lots of earth wires I took the whole shebang to the trailer place and said
> please fix. Trailer place said "Certainly sir, please leave lots of
> money".
>
> Canopy has turned into a hang glider on a couple of occasions when sudden
> 80mph gusts came along. I am now very familiar with sail lofts in the
> area. "Hold your cups please" was the watchword this last winter. "Sorry
> madam" is the current watchword of the summer, as the canopy strains under
> the weight of several gallons of rainwater before unleashing it on the
> unwary when a gust of wind arrives. Apparently it's a part of market
> life, and all customers should be aware of this.
>
> Managed to get to Paris on the bike with Lucy a few times. Actually got
> to go to France more than expected after a surprise encounter with a large
> lump of metal on the autoroute near Vernon on our way home once. Turned
> out to be an expansion joint that had ridden up - a large length of L
> shaped metal which after nearly throwing us off gave us two flat tyres and
> two dented wheels, with no-one to actually claim off. Had to leave bike
> in France to get back to work since there were no front wheels for a Honda
> Blackbird anywhere in Honda Europe. Bought one off Ebay and took it back a
> few weeks later.
>
> Lucy loves Paris. We stay near the Tour Eiffel, same hotel, coffee mostly
> bad anywhere, apart from (surprisingly) the local Italian restaurant that
> serves Illy and does a passable cappa. Lucy loves Italian food. She
> doesn't like much french food. I did try and get her to eat something
> french - Normandie Poulet seemed ok - she liked chicken, but threatened to
> send it back if it came to the table with legs and feathers etc still
> attached. Of course it won't. Of course it did. Almost had a head, too.
> She eats a lot of Italian food now. And Croque Madame.
>
> Lucy also now likes being on the bike, so I've had to upgrade her
> "starter" bike outfit for better kit. New pink helmet and new pink
> armoured jacket etc.. Lucy also enjoys buying a bottle of champagne from
> the local Tabac and drinking it on the grass by the Tour Eiffel. Until the
> 3rd bottle. Then she's ill. And she makes me wear a beret.
> Unfortunately it suits me (according to the lady in the tabac, who spent
> some time adjusting it so it looked right) and makes me look like an old
> french man. Just need to develop a taste for Gitanes.
>
> Ye olde lever machines still rock. Currently have 4 in the kitchen,
> including the vintage italian 2 group I discussed here a while back. Frank
> at Visacrem kindly sent me a parcel of spare parts, including replacement
> steam wands (rare things, these) etc and sets of group/piston seals, which
> I am currently too scared to fit. I understand the Spanish group - just 3
> rubber piston rings. Italian group has about 12 assorted paper and fibre
> gaskets, which I don't fully understand. Yet.
>
> My neighbour, Jeff, who has always been very kind in helping with all
> things electrical/gas/engineering started texting me pictures of various
> stuff that was being de-commissioned where he works. "Do you want this
> scale", along with a picture of a superb pharmeceutical 0.000001 gramme
> accuracy laboratory scale with little doors round it so the breeze can't
> upset it. Seemed a shame to see it thrown away, so it's in the kitchen
> now. Along with an ultrasound bath. Then there was the coffee machine.
> I've never been into filter coffee, but he came back with a little used
> commercial machine - Hobart still 3 pint capacity. Ordered some filters
> and coffee (Ebay, where else), and we've been drinking Irish coffee every
> night since (well, a variation or two, since I don't have or like irish
> whiskey). We've tried Cointreau, Tia Maria etc and Lucy even went for
> cherry brandy when we'd run out of everything else! She can float the
> cream like a pro now. I'd do them in the trailer if I had a drinks
> licence.
>
> Might do filter in the trailer. It would save pulling many 9oz cups of
> esresso/water through the espresso machine for americano's. Just have to
> see how many customers like it. Some do ask for a filter coffee, but we
> just serve an americano. Any idea how often we should refresh the filter
> coffee when it's sat there? I've mad a jug at home and tried it an hour
> later and it seemed OK, but I'm not really into it. In the trailer I
> guess a jug would be used up before then, and I'd throw the rest after a
> suitable period. Answers on a v-postcard.
>
> Jeff also bought home a large water softener. Big blue cylinder with some
> automatic flow control valves and an LCD display that auto regenerates
> from a massive (wheelie bin) full of salt on a gravel base that stands
> next to it. I think I'll plumb it in to the kitchen to provide softened
> water for the trailer containers, once I work out how it works.
>
> Customer update time: We still have old Rose (who, despite looking like
> she might pop her clogs imminently likes to fantasise about stripping
> firemen (picture please Bernie?). She says goodbye and then stays
> chatting to other customers for at least 1/2 hour. Piss B**L (name
> preserved), who every single morning arrives for his americano and toast
> with Marmite. Lucy says he smells of wee, but I don't notice it, so she
> is busy trying to kill him off with ever increasing amounts of Marmite on
> his toast, but he seems to love it. (Google Marmite those of you who
> don't know about this love-it-or-hate-it spread, which is usually spread
> thinly). B**l is from Malta and is very generous, always offering to buy
> the ladies a coffee (not bad for a 70+ year old). We have another regular
> who always has a suasage roll with his drink, and always chides us about
> the less than large size of said suasage roll. This week we plan to
> either get some tiny party snack rolls to serve him, or do the opposite
> and buy a super large sausage roll, haven't decided yet. Then there's
> always that one annoying customer, the one who always wants his drink a
> bit different to how you made it, then leaves a right mess on the counter
> as he adds sugar sticks to his special espresso. Lucy worked out that
> since he only wants a double espresso, but always says it's too strong, we
> should pull a double then fill the remainder of the demitasse with hot
> water. It's his "special" drink, which he appears to like now. Customers
> are always coming up and ordering "their" drink, made how "they like it",
> so we gave up on names, and espie customers by their drink - "here comes
> wishy washy tea" "here comes treacle tea" "here comes weak flat latte
> man". I guess it imparts a feeling of belonging, which is exactly what I
> cherish. These people now go back a few years, and mothers with babes in
> arms now have youngsters that we've seen grow up, and who were brought up
> on milk heated on the steam wand. Some people ask us to heat babies'
> milk, and object to the use of the steam wand (it's the special babies
> milk wand, exclusively for that purpose, nice and shiny), so we politely
> decline, not knowing how else to do it, with no microwave etc.
>
> Enough rambling.
>
>
> --
> Regards, Danny
>
> http :// www .gaggia-espresso,com (a purely hobby site)
> (apparently bad grammar but I like it that way...)
>
Great post Danny.......We have really missed them !
Regards, bmc