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Reply from: Miss Elaine Eos
Date: 31 Mar 2008, 16:57
Smoke 2...

...One each for Elliot E. "eeblum" Blum and Patrick "King of Harts"
Hart, today's birthday boys.

Elsewhere in history:


Mar 31 1492
Ferdinand and Isabel expel all of the Jews from Spain. Even with the
infusions of gold and silver arriving during the 16th century from the
Americas, this is an act from which Spain never recovers. By expelling
their merchant and banking class, Jews and Muslims, the country is left
ill-equipped to process the new wealth, which ultimately winds up in the
coffers of other countries and squandered on disastrous military
campaigns.

Mar 31 1889
Phallic symbol Eiffel Tower completed.

Mar 31 1959
The Dalai Lama is forced to leave Tibet, after the Red Communists make
it very unpleasant for him to stay. He accuses the Chinese of making
genocide against the Tibetan people, by systematic destruction of
Tibetan culture and execution of thousands of prominent citizens.

Mar 31 1991
Danny Bonaduce arrested for assault after he fought with a transvestite
prostitute. No contest, 750 hours community service.

Mar 31 1995
The president of the Selena Fan Club, Yolanda Saldivar, kills the Tejano
music popstar Selena in Corpus Christi, TX. "It just went off, I didn't
mean to do it. I didn't mean to kill anybody". That might be true, but
the jury did not believe her.

Mar 31 1996
During a homebrew exorcism in Rhode Island, a man accidentally punctures
the esophagus of his mother-in-law when he jams two pointy steel
crucifixes down her throat, causing a large quantity of blood to gush
out. Mario Garcia is later charged with assault with a dangerous weapon.

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unsolicited commercial e-mail or that advertises in discussion newsgroups.

Reply from: [none]
Date: 31 Mar 2008, 17:32
Re: Smoke 2...

Miss Elaine Eos wrote:

> ...One each for Elliot E. "eeblum" Blum and Patrick "King of Harts"
> Hart, today's birthday boys.

kudos, EEB and PH.

Reply from: Alex W.
Date: 01 Apr 2008, 01:01
Re: Smoke 2...


"Miss Elaine Eos" <Misc@your-pants.PlayNaked . com > wrote in message
news:Misc-2B389B.07575731032008@news.sf.sbcglobal . net ...
> ...One each for Elliot E. "eeblum" Blum and Patrick "King of Harts"
> Hart, today's birthday boys.
>

Happy birthday!



Reply from: Aapo
Date: 01 Apr 2008, 07:11
Re: Smoke 2...

Miss Elaine Eos wrote:
> ...One each for Elliot E. "eeblum" Blum and Patrick "King of Harts"
> Hart, today's birthday boys.

If you're reading, Happy Birthday! :D




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