OT: Joke

OT: Joke

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over

10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.



He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."



As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the

Possibilities of a small boat or a raft.



Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit.

Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the

Wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!



She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how

Long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"



"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.



With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left

Sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a cigar and a

Lighter.



He took the cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and

Begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how

Great a smoke can be!"



"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's

Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.



Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."



Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a

Pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.



He opened the flask and took a long drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!"

Shouted the Irishman. " 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"



At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front

Of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man

And asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?



With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in

There too!"

Re: OT: Joke

On Apr 12, 11:04 am, "CamachoMan" <u...@yourface . com > wrote:
> One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over
>
> 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
>
> He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."
>
> As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the
>
> Possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
>
> Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit.
>
> Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the
>
> Wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
>
> She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how
>
> Long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"
>
> "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
>
> With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left
>
> Sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a cigar and a
>
> Lighter.
>
> He took the cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and
>
> Begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how
>
> Great a smoke can be!"
>
> "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's
>
> Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.
>
> Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
>
> Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a
>
> Pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.
>
> He opened the flask and took a long drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!"
>
> Shouted the Irishman. " 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"
>
> At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front
>
> Of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man
>
> And asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?
>
> With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,
>
> "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in
>
> There too!"


Funny and way more on-topic than most of the threads.

Re: OT: Joke

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 16:04:48 GMT, "CamachoMan" <usa@yourface . com >
wrote:

>One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over
>
LOL!
Thanks.

CigarBaron