Alan "iphwin" Jackson and Denis "Denis Lamy" Lamy both have birthdays
today.
Elsewhere in history...
TODAY IN ROTTEN HISTORY
we live in a slightly mad world
Apr 13 1883
Convicted cannibal Alfred Packer is sentenced to death in Colorado.
Apr 13 1919
British troops fire on a crowd of Indians peacefully protesting the
occupation, leaving 379 dead and 1,200 wounded.
Apr 13 1970
56 hours and 205,000 miles from planet Earth, the crew aboard Apollo 13
hears "a pretty loud bang" when oxygen tank number two spontaneously
explodes. Astronaut Jack Swigert informs Mission Control in Houston:
"Hey, we've got a problem here." Miraculously, the crew manages to
return home in their crippled spacecraft.
Apr 13 1981
Washington Post reporter Janet Cooke wins a Pulitzer Prize for her story
about Jimmy, an 8 year old heroin addict. Strangely, police could find
no trace of this boy. And this was one of those investigative journalism
Pulitzers, not a fiction Pulitzer, so she was forced to return the award
two days later. Cooke later clerked part-time at a department store
cosmetics counter in Kalamazoo, Michigan.
Apr 13 1982
David Crosby of CSNY arrested while freebasing cocaine and for illegal
possession of a .45 handgun. Sentence: 5 years.
Apr 13 1984
Itinerant serial killer Henry Lee Lucas found guilty by a Texas jury for
the murder of "Orange Socks", a hitchhiker whose name is not known.
Lucas and his partner Ottis Toole are thought to have killed as many as
200 people. Ironically new evidence places Lucas in Florida at the
supposed time of the Orange Socks murder.
Apr 13 1990
The Soviet Union admits to Katyn Massacre of 15,000 Polish army officers.
Apr 13 1992
Chicago's downtown business center is crippled by massive flooding, as
124 million gallons of water inundate 50 miles of underground freight
tunnels and adjoining basements. City workers dump sandbags, rocks, and
mattresses into the Chicago River in a vain attempt to slow the
floodwaters. All told, it will take 12 days to seal the leak and drain
the tunnels. The disaster causes $800 million in damage, and the IRS
graciously grants one week of amnesty for Chicago-area residents to file
their tax returns.
Apr 13 1994
The United Nations Human Rights Committee declares sodomy to be a basic
human right. The committee determined that laws against assfucking
(particularly in Tasmania) breach articles of the International Covenant
on Civil and Political Rights.
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