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Reply from: Bart Goddard
Date: 17 Apr 2008, 18:08
JOTM


A crusty old man walks into the
local First Baptist Church and says to
the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'

The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?'

'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'

'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
church.'

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform
him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not
have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, 'Sir,
what seems to be the problem here?'

'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200 million
bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid
of some of this damn money. '

'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?'




--
Cheerfully resisting change since 1959.

Reply from: Ken Dixon
Date: 17 Apr 2008, 18:13
Re: JOTM

Bart Goddard wrote:
> A crusty old man walks into the
> local First Baptist Church and says to
> the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'
>
> The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
> misunderstood you. What did you say?'
>
> 'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'
>
> 'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
> church.'
>
> The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform
> him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not
> have to listen to that foul language.
>
> They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, 'Sir,
> what seems to be the problem here?'
>
> 'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200 million
> bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid
> of some of this damn money. '
>
> 'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?'
>
>
>
>
LOL! good one.

Reply from: Mickey
Date: 17 Apr 2008, 18:54
Re: JOTM

Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape,net > wrote:

>
>A crusty old man walks into the
>local First Baptist Church and says to
>the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'
>
>The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
>misunderstood you. What did you say?'
>
>'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'
>
>'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
>church.'
>
>The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform
>him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not
>have to listen to that foul language.
>
>They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, 'Sir,
>what seems to be the problem here?'
>
>'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200 million
>bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid
>of some of this damn money. '
>
>'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?'

LOL!

Reply from: PadronMan
Date: 18 Apr 2008, 03:12
Re: JOTM

Bart Goddard" <goddardbe@netscape,net > wrote in message
news:Xns9A837150B6449goddardbenetscapenet@64.209.0.93...
>
> A crusty old man walks into the
> local First Baptist Church and says to
> the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'
>
> The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
> misunderstood you. What did you say?'
>
> 'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'
>
> 'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
> church.'
>
> The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform
> him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not
> have to listen to that foul language.
>
> They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, 'Sir,
> what seems to be the problem here?'
>
> 'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200 million
> bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid
> of some of this damn money. '
>
> 'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?'

SOOOO FUNNY.....and oh SOOOOO true.

--
PadronMan©®



Reply from: Marc Schneiderman
Date: 18 Apr 2008, 13:00
Re: JOTM

On 17 Apr 2008 16:08:20 GMT, Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape,net >
wrote:

>
>A crusty old man walks into the
>local First Baptist Church and says to
>the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'


LOL...thanks I needed that.
CigarBaron




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