On 29 abr, 19:59, TheHalb...@comcast.net wrote:
> On Apr 18, 9:34 am, Miss Elaine Eos <M...@your-pants.PlayNaked.com>
> wrote:
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> > ...and smoke one yesterday for Capt. Dean "Ghoti" Clarke.
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> > (Sorry 'bout that, Cap'n...!)
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> > Other things that happened on April 17:
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> > 69 - After the First Battle of Bedriacum, Vitellius becomes Roman
> > Emperor.
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> > 1397 - Geoffrey Chaucer tells the Canterbury Tales for the first time at=
> > the court of Richard II. Chaucer scholars have also identified this date=
> > (in 1387) as when the book's pilgrimage to Canterbury starts.
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> > 1492 - Spain and Christopher Columbus sign a contract for him to sail to=
> > Asia to get spices.
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> > 1521 - Martin Luther speaks to the assembly at the Diet of Worms,
> > refusing to recant his teachings.
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> > 1524 - Giovanni da Verrazzano reaches New York harbor.
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> > 1555 - After 18 months of siege, Siena surrenders to the
> > Florentine-Imperial army. The Republic of Siena is incorporated into the=
> > Grand Duchy of Tuscany.
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> > 1797 - Sir Ralph Abercromby attacks San Juan, Puerto Rico in what would
> > be one of the largest invasions to Spanish territories in America.
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> > 1861 - American Civil War: Virginia secedes from the United States.
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> > 1864 - American Civil War: Battle of Plymouth begins Confederate
> > forces attack Plymouth, North Carolina.
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> > 1865 - Mary Surratt is arrested as a conspirator in the assassination of=
> > Abraham Lincoln.
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> > 1895 - The Treaty of Shimonoseki between China and Japan is signed. This=
> > marks the end of the First Sino-Japanese War, and the defeated Qing
> > Empire is forced to renounce its claims on Korea and to concede the
> > southern portion of the Fengtien province, Taiwan and the Pescadores
> > Islands to Japan.
>
> > 1905 - The Supreme Court of the United States decides Lochner v. New
> > York which held that the "right to free contract" was implicit in the
> > due process clause of the Fourteenth Amendment of the United States
> > Constitution.
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> > 1907 - The Ellis Island immigration center processes 11,747 people, more=
> > than any other day.
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> > 1924 - Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer studios is formed from a merger of Metro
> > Pictures, Goldwyn Pictures, and the Louis B. Mayer Company.
>
> > 1941 - World War II: The Kingdom of Yugoslavia surrenders to Germany.
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> > 1942 - POW French General Henri Giraud escapes from his castle prison in=
> > Festung Königstein.
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> > 1945 - In Stassfurt, Germany, United States Lieutenant Colonel Boris T.
> > Pash seizes half a ton of uranium, in an attempt to foil Soviet Union
> > plans to build an atomic bomb.
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> > 1949- At midnight 26 counties officially leave the British Commonwealth.=
> > A 21-gun salute on O'Connell Bridge, Dublin, ushers in the Republic of
> > Ireland.
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> > 1961 - Bay of Pigs Invasion: A group of CIA finances and trains Cuban
> > refugees lands at the Bay of Pigs in Cuba with the aim of ousting Fidel
> > Castro.
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> > 1964 - The Ford Motor Company unveils the Ford Mustang at the New York
> > World's Fair.
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> > 1964 - Jerrie Mock becomes the first woman to circumnavigate the world
> > by air.
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> > 1969 - Sirhan Sirhan is convicted of assassinating Robert F. Kennedy.
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> > 1969 - Czechoslovakian Communist Party chairman Alexander Dub?ek is
> > deposed.
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> > 1970 - Apollo program: The ill-fated Apollo 13 spacecraft returns to
> > Earth safely.
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> > 1971 - The People's Republic of Bangladesh forms, under Sheikh Mujibur
> > Rahman at Mujibnagor.
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> > 1973 - Federal Express delivers its first package.
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> > 1975 - The Cambodian Civil War ends. The Khmer Rouge captures the
> > capital Phnom Penh and Cambodian government forces surrender.
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> > 1982 - Patriation of the Canadian constitution in Ottawa by Proclamation=
> > of Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of Canada.
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> > 1984 - Police Constable Yvonne Fletcher is killed by gunfire from the
> > Libyan People's Bureau in London during a small demonstration outside
> > the embassy. Ten others are wounded. The events lead to an 11-day siege
> > of the building.
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> > 1986 - The Three Hundred and Thirty Five Years' War between the
> > Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly ends.
>
> > 1991 - The Dow Jones Industrial Average closes above 3,000 for the first=
> > time ever gaining 17.58 to 3,004.46.
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> > 2002 - Four Canadian Forces soldiers are killed in Afghanistan by
> > friendly fire from two United States Air Force F-16s, the first deaths
> > in a combat zone for Canada since the Korean War.
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> > --
> > Please take off your pants or I won't read your e-mail.
> > I will not, no matter how "good" the deal, patronise any business which =
sends
> > unsolicited commercial e-mail or that advertises in discussion newsgroup=
s.
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> 2022 - The successful invasion and control of the Middle East by the
> United States of North America results in global energy nirvana for
> the world's population. Poverty and hunger are eliminated worldwide,
> but the citizens of Madison Wisconsin continues to debate the use of
> Spanish as an official second language. President Halbert announces
> the first International Cigar Festival in Havana, featuring the aging,
> but still foxy, Miley Cyrus.
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> I AM THE HALBERT- Ocultar texto de la cita -
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> - Mostrar texto de la cita -
Or think in other way, Nueva Cuba is the biggest country of the world,
the citizen of his capital Castro D.C. still debate if english had to
be teached
at schools, president Fidel Castro jr announces humanitary help to
eastern europe
countries, old Cuba is reserved just for political employees
hollydays...
Cigars are only allowed at old Cuba...
;)