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Reply from: Miss Elaine Eos
Date: 04 May, 15:42
...for Ken  "Smoke" Wortley, today's ASC birthday boy.

Elsewhere in history...

May 4 1854
Joseph Tussaud returns to London with the well-used blade of the
guillotine he purchased from Clement Sanson, the last in a line of
Sansons who held the office of Executioner of Paris for over 150 years.
The blade is now part of Tussaud's Wax Museum collection.

May 4 1970
28 Ohio National Guardsmen kill four students and wound nine others at
Kent State University. The Guardsmen had read them the riot act, but the
students refused to disperse. So they shot them.

May 4 1991
Bing Crosby's son Dennis Crosby puts a shotgun to his head, ending his
life in a boarding house in California. A younger brother, Lindsay, had
also killed himself with a shotgun two years earlier.

May 4 1999
At the Sigma Chi fraternity at the University of Wisconsin, Chad Alvarez
nukes a fraternal brother's Quaker parrot, Iago, in the house microwave.
The animal explodes. For this he is sentenced to ten days in jail, and
fined $1000. Alvarez is the son of the university's football coach.

May 4 1999
A newly-delivered baby falls through a train toilet as it is born near
the city of Guangzhou, China. After the fall, a second train speeds over
the newborn. Although the baby survives unharmed, radio announcers are
later reprimanded for laughing hysterically as they report the story.

May 4 2000
The "I Love You" computer worm rampages through Internet email systems,
inflicting damages somewhere in the $2-to-$15 billion range. The worm
spreads by exploiting design flaws in the Microsoft Outlook mail client
and also the gullibility of your typical computer user. A variety of
Filipino suspects is ultimately narrowed down to an AMA Computer College
student from Manila.

May 4 2001
After dinner at Vitello's in Studio City, film and television actor
Robert Blake remembers that he left something at the restaurant. When he
returns to the car, he discovers his wife, Bonnie Lee Bakley, slumped
over in the passenger seat. She had been shot in the head by person or
persons unknown. Bakley later dies of her injury. One year later, Blake
is charged with the murder.

--
Please take off your pants or I won't read your e-mail.
I will not, no matter how "good" the deal, patronise any business which sends
unsolicited commercial e-mail or that advertises in discussion newsgroups.

Reply from: MikeZ
Date: 04 May, 17:39
On May 4, 8:42=A0am, Miss Elaine Eos <M...@your-pants.PlayNaked.com>
wrote:
> ...for Ken =A0"Smoke" Wortley, today's ASC birthday boy.
>
> Elsewhere in history...
>
> May 4 1854
> Joseph Tussaud returns to London with the well-used blade of the
> guillotine he purchased from Clement Sanson, the last in a line of
> Sansons who held the office of Executioner of Paris for over 150 years.
> The blade is now part of Tussaud's Wax Museum collection.
>
> May 4 1970
> 28 Ohio National Guardsmen kill four students and wound nine others at
> Kent State University. The Guardsmen had read them the riot act, but the
> students refused to disperse. So they shot them.
>
> May 4 1991
> Bing Crosby's son Dennis Crosby puts a shotgun to his head, ending his
> life in a boarding house in California. A younger brother, Lindsay, had
> also killed himself with a shotgun two years earlier.
>
> May 4 1999
> At the Sigma Chi fraternity at the University of Wisconsin, Chad Alvarez
> nukes a fraternal brother's Quaker parrot, Iago, in the house microwave.
> The animal explodes. For this he is sentenced to ten days in jail, and
> fined $1000. Alvarez is the son of the university's football coach.
>
> May 4 1999
> A newly-delivered baby falls through a train toilet as it is born near
> the city of Guangzhou, China. After the fall, a second train speeds over
> the newborn. Although the baby survives unharmed, radio announcers are
> later reprimanded for laughing hysterically as they report the story.
>
> May 4 2000
> The "I Love You" computer worm rampages through Internet email systems,
> inflicting damages somewhere in the $2-to-$15 billion range. The worm
> spreads by exploiting design flaws in the Microsoft Outlook mail client
> and also the gullibility of your typical computer user. A variety of
> Filipino suspects is ultimately narrowed down to an AMA Computer College
> student from Manila.
>
> May 4 2001
> After dinner at Vitello's in Studio City, film and television actor
> Robert Blake remembers that he left something at the restaurant. When he
> returns to the car, he discovers his wife, Bonnie Lee Bakley, slumped
> over in the passenger seat. She had been shot in the head by person or
> persons unknown. Bakley later dies of her injury. One year later, Blake
> is charged with the murder.
>
> --
> Please take off your pants or I won't read your e-mail.
> I will not, no matter how "good" the deal, patronise any business which se=
nds
> unsolicited commercial e-mail or that advertises in discussion newsgroups.=



Last time he posted was Sept. 2003 You really are desperate to make
ASC look viable. Even the M&M=92s are fading. One of the M's may be in
jail soon.

Reply from: [none]
Date: 04 May, 18:35
Miss Elaine Eos wrote:

> ...for Ken "Smoke" Wortley, today's ASC birthday boy.

kudos, KW.

Reply from: Marc Schneiderman
Date: 05 May, 13:49
On Sun, 04 May 2008 06:42:08 -0700, Miss Elaine Eos
<Misc@your-pants.PlayNaked.com> wrote:

>
>...for Ken  "Smoke" Wortley, today's ASC birthday boy

Happy Natal Day!
CigarBaron

Reply from: MikeZ
Date: 05 May, 17:42
On May 5, 6:49=A0am, Marc Schneiderman <garba...@telerama.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 04 May 2008 06:42:08 -0700, Miss Elaine Eos
>
> <M...@your-pants.PlayNaked.com> wrote:
>
> >...for Ken =A0"Smoke" Wortley, today's ASC birthday boy
>
> Happy Natal Day!
> CigarBaron


Do you even read these or just Ted=92s lackey?




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