Spam What-AM

Re: Spam What-AM

TheHalbert@comcast,net wrote:
> On Apr 23, 12:16 pm, Damn H...@yahoo,com wrote:
>> what has happened to this group? Most of the recent posts have been
>> spam from China. Can't someone delete this garbage?
>
> We at USENET Headquarters take SPAM serious.
>
> DEAD serious.
>
> We will endeavor to proceed at eliminating said SPAM, with all
> deliberate speed.
>
> Whatever SPAM you may see may, in fact, be ANTI-SPAM, propagated by
> our own Headquarters in the attempt to negate actual SPAM.
>
> We learned this from Star Trek (TOS and NG, but never Voyager).
>
> Be assured that U-Headquarters is working day and night to assure your
> peaceful and uninterrupted surfing of the Internet.
>
> Even though this is really USENET and not the same thing as the
> Internet.
>
> But, you are just a git with hardly an understanding of your place in
> the world, let alone your actual DNA heritage, and completely clueless
> of the multifaceted threats posed by intergalactic beings who hold the
> fate of your entire civilization in their webbed, four-pawed, yet
> infinitely flexible and articulate hands.
>
> ----
> I AM THE HALBERT

Are tinfoil hats still effective?

bernie..so long and thanks for all the fish ?


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