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Re: Canada Customs
"btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol . com > wrote in message
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> Bart Goddard wrote:
> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> So who do Newfies have to crack jokes about?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Three guys walk into a bar. A Newfie, a Newfie and a Non-Newfie . . .
>>
>> Guess who was buying.
>>
>> B.
>
> I don't know but I know who was "kissing the cod".
>
... and who blew the seal ....
"btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol . com > wrote in message
news:67u677F2r4eruU1@mid.individual . net ...
> Bart Goddard wrote:
> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> So who do Newfies have to crack jokes about?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Three guys walk into a bar. A Newfie, a Newfie and a Non-Newfie . . .
>>
>> Guess who was buying.
>>
>> B.
>
> I don't know but I know who was "kissing the cod".
>
... and who blew the seal ....
Re: Canada Customs
"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
news:67uvlnF2pjo8cU1@mid.individual . net :
>
> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol . com > wrote in message
> news:67u677F2r4eruU1@mid.individual . net ...
>> Bart Goddard wrote:
>> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> So who do Newfies have to crack jokes about?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Three guys walk into a bar. A Newfie, a Newfie and a Non-Newfie . .
>>>> .
>>>
>>> Guess who was buying.
>>>
>>> B.
>>
>> I don't know but I know who was "kissing the cod".
>>
>
> ... and who blew the seal ....
Dja here about the gay whale...?
B.
--
Cheerfully resisting change since 1959.
"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
news:67uvlnF2pjo8cU1@mid.individual . net :
>
> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol . com > wrote in message
> news:67u677F2r4eruU1@mid.individual . net ...
>> Bart Goddard wrote:
>> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> So who do Newfies have to crack jokes about?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Three guys walk into a bar. A Newfie, a Newfie and a Non-Newfie . .
>>>> .
>>>
>>> Guess who was buying.
>>>
>>> B.
>>
>> I don't know but I know who was "kissing the cod".
>>
>
> ... and who blew the seal ....
Dja here about the gay whale...?
B.
--
Cheerfully resisting change since 1959.
Re: Canada Customs
In article <67uvlnF2pjo8cU1@mid.individual . net >,
"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> > I don't know but I know who was "kissing the cod".
> ... and who blew the seal ....
<wiping mouth on sleeve>"No, that's just ice cream..."
--
Please take off your pants or I won't read your e-mail.
I will not, no matter how "good" the deal, patronise any business which sends
unsolicited commercial e-mail or that advertises in discussion newsgroups.
In article <67uvlnF2pjo8cU1@mid.individual . net >,
"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> > I don't know but I know who was "kissing the cod".
> ... and who blew the seal ....
<wiping mouth on sleeve>"No, that's just ice cream..."
--
Please take off your pants or I won't read your e-mail.
I will not, no matter how "good" the deal, patronise any business which sends
unsolicited commercial e-mail or that advertises in discussion newsgroups.
Re: Canada Customs
Alex W. wrote:
> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol . com > wrote in message
> news:67u677F2r4eruU1@mid.individual . net ...
>> Bart Goddard wrote:
>> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> So who do Newfies have to crack jokes about?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Three guys walk into a bar. A Newfie, a Newfie and a Non-Newfie .
>>>> . .
>>>
>>> Guess who was buying.
>>>
>>> B.
>>
>> I don't know but I know who was "kissing the cod".
>>
>
> ... and who blew the seal ....
Always spouting off about something, aren't you?
bernie
--
"Official ASC Shaman"
Alex W. wrote:
> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol . com > wrote in message
> news:67u677F2r4eruU1@mid.individual . net ...
>> Bart Goddard wrote:
>> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> So who do Newfies have to crack jokes about?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Three guys walk into a bar. A Newfie, a Newfie and a Non-Newfie .
>>>> . .
>>>
>>> Guess who was buying.
>>>
>>> B.
>>
>> I don't know but I know who was "kissing the cod".
>>
>
> ... and who blew the seal ....
Always spouting off about something, aren't you?
bernie
--
"Official ASC Shaman"
Re: Canada Customs
btorvik2 typed:
> Alex W. wrote:
>> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol . com > wrote in message
>> news:67u677F2r4eruU1@mid.individual . net ...
>>> Bart Goddard wrote:
>>> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So who do Newfies have to crack jokes about?
>>>>>
>>>>> Three guys walk into a bar. A Newfie, a Newfie and a Non-Newfie .
>>>>
>>>> Guess who was buying.
>>>
>>> I don't know but I know who was "kissing the cod".
>>
>> ... and who blew the seal ....
>
> Always spouting off about something, aren't you?
Is there some porpoise to this thread, or are youse guys posting just for
the halibut?
--
TL,
Tim
-------------------------
* css.sbcma . com /timj
btorvik2 typed:
> Alex W. wrote:
>> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol . com > wrote in message
>> news:67u677F2r4eruU1@mid.individual . net ...
>>> Bart Goddard wrote:
>>> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So who do Newfies have to crack jokes about?
>>>>>
>>>>> Three guys walk into a bar. A Newfie, a Newfie and a Non-Newfie .
>>>>
>>>> Guess who was buying.
>>>
>>> I don't know but I know who was "kissing the cod".
>>
>> ... and who blew the seal ....
>
> Always spouting off about something, aren't you?
Is there some porpoise to this thread, or are youse guys posting just for
the halibut?
--
TL,
Tim
-------------------------
* css.sbcma . com /timj
Re: Canada Customs
Tim J. wrote:
> Is there some porpoise to this thread, or are youse guys posting just for
> the halibut?
That one fell flat :-)
JJ
Tim J. wrote:
> Is there some porpoise to this thread, or are youse guys posting just for
> the halibut?
That one fell flat :-)
JJ
Re: Canada Customs
"Tim J." <NOkpos3wtSPAM@comcast . net .invalid> wrote in message
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> btorvik2 typed:
>> Alex W. wrote:
>>> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol . com > wrote in message
>>> news:67u677F2r4eruU1@mid.individual . net ...
>>>> Bart Goddard wrote:
>>>> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So who do Newfies have to crack jokes about?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Three guys walk into a bar. A Newfie, a Newfie and a Non-Newfie .
>>>>>
>>>>> Guess who was buying.
>>>>
>>>> I don't know but I know who was "kissing the cod".
>>>
>>> ... and who blew the seal ....
>>
>> Always spouting off about something, aren't you?
>
> Is there some porpoise to this thread, or are youse guys posting just for
> the halibut?
Seals are not fish - get your carp together.
"Tim J." <NOkpos3wtSPAM@comcast . net .invalid> wrote in message
news:cJGdnS_cH8Lx7obVnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@supernews . com ...
> btorvik2 typed:
>> Alex W. wrote:
>>> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol . com > wrote in message
>>> news:67u677F2r4eruU1@mid.individual . net ...
>>>> Bart Goddard wrote:
>>>> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So who do Newfies have to crack jokes about?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Three guys walk into a bar. A Newfie, a Newfie and a Non-Newfie .
>>>>>
>>>>> Guess who was buying.
>>>>
>>>> I don't know but I know who was "kissing the cod".
>>>
>>> ... and who blew the seal ....
>>
>> Always spouting off about something, aren't you?
>
> Is there some porpoise to this thread, or are youse guys posting just for
> the halibut?
Seals are not fish - get your carp together.
Re: Canada Customs
"Tom S." <t.m.s.work@cox . net > wrote in message
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>
> "Tim J." <NOkpos3wtSPAM@comcast . net .invalid> wrote in message
> news:cJGdnS_cH8Lx7obVnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@supernews . com ...
>> btorvik2 typed:
>>> Alex W. wrote:
>>>> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol . com > wrote in message
>>>> news:67u677F2r4eruU1@mid.individual . net ...
>>>>> Bart Goddard wrote:
>>>>> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So who do Newfies have to crack jokes about?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Three guys walk into a bar. A Newfie, a Newfie and a Non-Newfie .
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Guess who was buying.
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't know but I know who was "kissing the cod".
>>>>
>>>> ... and who blew the seal ....
>>>
>>> Always spouting off about something, aren't you?
>>
>> Is there some porpoise to this thread, or are youse guys posting just for
>> the halibut?
>
> Seals are not fish - get your carp together.
He is a very sealy boy ....
Anyway, who cares? Canada is full of asealum seekers ....
"Tom S." <t.m.s.work@cox . net > wrote in message
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>
> "Tim J." <NOkpos3wtSPAM@comcast . net .invalid> wrote in message
> news:cJGdnS_cH8Lx7obVnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@supernews . com ...
>> btorvik2 typed:
>>> Alex W. wrote:
>>>> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol . com > wrote in message
>>>> news:67u677F2r4eruU1@mid.individual . net ...
>>>>> Bart Goddard wrote:
>>>>> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So who do Newfies have to crack jokes about?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Three guys walk into a bar. A Newfie, a Newfie and a Non-Newfie .
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Guess who was buying.
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't know but I know who was "kissing the cod".
>>>>
>>>> ... and who blew the seal ....
>>>
>>> Always spouting off about something, aren't you?
>>
>> Is there some porpoise to this thread, or are youse guys posting just for
>> the halibut?
>
> Seals are not fish - get your carp together.
He is a very sealy boy ....
Anyway, who cares? Canada is full of asealum seekers ....
Re: Canada Customs
On Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:47:32 -0700, "Tom S." <t.m.s.work@cox . net >
wrote:
>of the jokes was changed to "New Foundlander...".
>
It's pronounced "Newfin lander"
Newfoundland rhymes with Understand
Understand Newfoundland
On Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:47:32 -0700, "Tom S." <t.m.s.work@cox . net >
wrote:
>of the jokes was changed to "New Foundlander...".
>
It's pronounced "Newfin lander"
Newfoundland rhymes with Understand
Understand Newfoundland
Re: Canada Customs
"Young Martle" <rex9@myway . com > wrote in message
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> On Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:47:32 -0700, "Tom S." <t.m.s.work@cox . net >
> wrote:
>
>>of the jokes was changed to "New Foundlander...".
>>
>
>
> It's pronounced "Newfin lander"
>
> Newfoundland rhymes with Understand
>
> Understand Newfoundland
It's all Greek to me.
"Young Martle" <rex9@myway . com > wrote in message
news:iv3h1416vmhmi619k0dge9eqblukhatrhg@4ax . com ...
> On Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:47:32 -0700, "Tom S." <t.m.s.work@cox . net >
> wrote:
>
>>of the jokes was changed to "New Foundlander...".
>>
>
>
> It's pronounced "Newfin lander"
>
> Newfoundland rhymes with Understand
>
> Understand Newfoundland
It's all Greek to me.
Re: Canada Customs
On Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:34:30 -0700, Miss Elaine Eos
<Misc@your-pants.PlayNaked . com > wrote:
>
>Myron LIVES IN Canada. (Well, Newfie-land, at least.)
What Misc said.
On Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:34:30 -0700, Miss Elaine Eos
<Misc@your-pants.PlayNaked . com > wrote:
>
>Myron LIVES IN Canada. (Well, Newfie-land, at least.)
What Misc said.
Re: Canada Customs
<arielv2@37 . com > wrote
> that's the risk you run for ordering from Canada.
That's the risk you also run ordering from the USA too. El confiscado por le
fuego here as well.
Michael
New Orleans, Louisiana USA
================================================================
<arielv2@37 . com > wrote
> that's the risk you run for ordering from Canada.
That's the risk you also run ordering from the USA too. El confiscado por le
fuego here as well.
Michael
New Orleans, Louisiana USA
================================================================
Re: Canada Customs
On Apr 29, 12:25 pm, Young Martle <r...@myway . com > wrote:
> If I refuse to accept a package that has been open by Canada Customs,
> does the package get destroyed or returned to sender?
>
> #$%^%$*
South Park was RIGHT!
----
I AM THE HALBERT
On Apr 29, 12:25 pm, Young Martle <r...@myway . com > wrote:
> If I refuse to accept a package that has been open by Canada Customs,
> does the package get destroyed or returned to sender?
>
> #$%^%$*
South Park was RIGHT!
----
I AM THE HALBERT
Re: Canada Customs
Young Martle wrote:
> If I refuse to accept a package that has been open by Canada Customs,
> does the package get destroyed or returned to sender?
>
>
>
> #$%^%$*
If it came from a 'oriental' source.... you got screwed just like I did.
I refused a package due to his declaration... of 'cigars' and the good old
nazi's at Canada customs wanted more in duty, excise and 'handling' (not to
sure I want anyone 'handling' my cigars...) than the box was worth.
I was told it was returned to the orient.....
--
Darryl, in the people's republik of Ontario, Canada.
where they don't allow us to smoke indoors :(
Young Martle wrote:
> If I refuse to accept a package that has been open by Canada Customs,
> does the package get destroyed or returned to sender?
>
>
>
> #$%^%$*
If it came from a 'oriental' source.... you got screwed just like I did.
I refused a package due to his declaration... of 'cigars' and the good old
nazi's at Canada customs wanted more in duty, excise and 'handling' (not to
sure I want anyone 'handling' my cigars...) than the box was worth.
I was told it was returned to the orient.....
--
Darryl, in the people's republik of Ontario, Canada.
where they don't allow us to smoke indoors :(
Re: Canada Customs
On Apr 29, 7:53 pm, "D. Klement" <klem...@interlynxnospam . net > wrote:
> Young Martle wrote:
> > If I refuse to accept a package that has been open by Canada Customs,
> > does the package get destroyed or returned to sender?
>
> > #$%^%$*
>
> If it came from a 'oriental' source.... you got screwed just like I did.
> I refused a package due to his declaration... of 'cigars' and the good old=
> nazi's at Canada customs wanted more in duty, excise and 'handling' (not t=
o
> sure I want anyone 'handling' my cigars...) than the box was worth.
> I was told it was returned to the orient.....
> --
> Darryl, in the people's republik of Ontario, Canada.
> where they don't allow us to smoke indoors :(
I have received numerous packages from over-sea, some stopped and they
are returned to sender.... never had one "destroyed"
On Apr 29, 7:53 pm, "D. Klement" <klem...@interlynxnospam . net > wrote:
> Young Martle wrote:
> > If I refuse to accept a package that has been open by Canada Customs,
> > does the package get destroyed or returned to sender?
>
> > #$%^%$*
>
> If it came from a 'oriental' source.... you got screwed just like I did.
> I refused a package due to his declaration... of 'cigars' and the good old=
> nazi's at Canada customs wanted more in duty, excise and 'handling' (not t=
o
> sure I want anyone 'handling' my cigars...) than the box was worth.
> I was told it was returned to the orient.....
> --
> Darryl, in the people's republik of Ontario, Canada.
> where they don't allow us to smoke indoors :(
I have received numerous packages from over-sea, some stopped and they
are returned to sender.... never had one "destroyed"
