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OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
Paul M. Cook wrote:
> I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for the
> check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I swear this
> happens every time. Something always happens to make it a zero sum.
>
> Paul
>
>
Back taxes :-)
JJ
Paul M. Cook wrote:
> I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for the
> check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I swear this
> happens every time. Something always happens to make it a zero sum.
>
> Paul
>
>
Back taxes :-)
JJ
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
"Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte,net > wrote in message
news:Vv6Tj.2405$qW.217@trnddc06...
>I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for the
>check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I swear this
>happens every time. Something always happens to make it a zero sum.
>
Paul, that really is your fault. You should know better than to bite down
on that molar. You know how fragile these radio transmitters are. ...
"Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte,net > wrote in message
news:Vv6Tj.2405$qW.217@trnddc06...
>I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for the
>check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I swear this
>happens every time. Something always happens to make it a zero sum.
>
Paul, that really is your fault. You should know better than to bite down
on that molar. You know how fragile these radio transmitters are. ...
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:68582nF2qcps4U1@mid.individual,net ...
>
> "Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte,net > wrote in message
> news:Vv6Tj.2405$qW.217@trnddc06...
>>I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for the
>>check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I swear this
>>happens every time. Something always happens to make it a zero sum.
>>
>
> Paul, that really is your fault. You should know better than to bite down
> on that molar. You know how fragile these radio transmitters are. ...
Well it does explain why two guys in black suits were at my door within
minutes. Nice guys. They seemed so concerned.
Paul
"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:68582nF2qcps4U1@mid.individual,net ...
>
> "Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte,net > wrote in message
> news:Vv6Tj.2405$qW.217@trnddc06...
>>I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for the
>>check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I swear this
>>happens every time. Something always happens to make it a zero sum.
>>
>
> Paul, that really is your fault. You should know better than to bite down
> on that molar. You know how fragile these radio transmitters are. ...
Well it does explain why two guys in black suits were at my door within
minutes. Nice guys. They seemed so concerned.
Paul
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
"Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte,net > wrote in message
news:Vv6Tj.2405$qW.217@trnddc06...
>I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for the
>check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I swear this
>happens every time. Something always happens to make it a zero sum.
Well, mine will go into the gunsafe with unspecified artillery, ammo and a
bottle of The McCallan. Gotta stock up for the WAR ya know!
Whoo Ya
"Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte,net > wrote in message
news:Vv6Tj.2405$qW.217@trnddc06...
>I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for the
>check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I swear this
>happens every time. Something always happens to make it a zero sum.
Well, mine will go into the gunsafe with unspecified artillery, ammo and a
bottle of The McCallan. Gotta stock up for the WAR ya know!
Whoo Ya
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
On Sun, 4 May 2008 21:35:19 -0700, "To The Top" <tothetop@farter,net >
wrote:
>
>Well, mine will go into the gunsafe with unspecified artillery, ammo and a
>bottle of The McCallan. Gotta stock up for the WAR ya know!
>
>Whoo Ya
I don't think I'm getting one. However, my taxes went to pay for all
those other rebates, I think.
CigarBaron
On Sun, 4 May 2008 21:35:19 -0700, "To The Top" <tothetop@farter,net >
wrote:
>
>Well, mine will go into the gunsafe with unspecified artillery, ammo and a
>bottle of The McCallan. Gotta stock up for the WAR ya know!
>
>Whoo Ya
I don't think I'm getting one. However, my taxes went to pay for all
those other rebates, I think.
CigarBaron
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
On May 6, 6:47 am, Marc Schneiderman <garba...@telerama,com > wrote:
> On Sun, 4 May 2008 21:35:19 -0700, "To The Top" <tothe...@farter,net >
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >Well, mine will go into the gunsafe with unspecified artillery, ammo and a
> >bottle of The McCallan. Gotta stock up for the WAR ya know!
>
> >Whoo Ya
>
> I don't think I'm getting one. However, my taxes went to pay for all
> those other rebates, I think.
> CigarBaron
Marc - my rebate is a little lacking this year so to save the
government a little time and money you can just pay me direct and we
can skip them boys in Washington the trouble of collecting any more
from you. ;-)))
JtN ©2008
On May 6, 6:47 am, Marc Schneiderman <garba...@telerama,com > wrote:
> On Sun, 4 May 2008 21:35:19 -0700, "To The Top" <tothe...@farter,net >
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >Well, mine will go into the gunsafe with unspecified artillery, ammo and a
> >bottle of The McCallan. Gotta stock up for the WAR ya know!
>
> >Whoo Ya
>
> I don't think I'm getting one. However, my taxes went to pay for all
> those other rebates, I think.
> CigarBaron
Marc - my rebate is a little lacking this year so to save the
government a little time and money you can just pay me direct and we
can skip them boys in Washington the trouble of collecting any more
from you. ;-)))
JtN ©2008
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
On Tue, 6 May 2008 09:15:59 -0700 (PDT), JtN©
<jim the Newbie@hotmail,com > wrote:
>
>Marc - my rebate is a little lacking this year so to save the
>government a little time and money you can just pay me direct
>JtN ©2008
JtN: you know that my rate is higher than $1600!
CigarBaron
(charges by the day)
On Tue, 6 May 2008 09:15:59 -0700 (PDT), JtN©
<jim the Newbie@hotmail,com > wrote:
>
>Marc - my rebate is a little lacking this year so to save the
>government a little time and money you can just pay me direct
>JtN ©2008
JtN: you know that my rate is higher than $1600!
CigarBaron
(charges by the day)
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
Paul M. Cook wrote:
> I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for
> the check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I
> swear this happens every time. Something always happens to make it a
> zero sum.
> Paul
I'd spend it on cigars if I were getting one.
bernie
--
"Official ASC Shaman"
Paul M. Cook wrote:
> I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for
> the check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I
> swear this happens every time. Something always happens to make it a
> zero sum.
> Paul
I'd spend it on cigars if I were getting one.
bernie
--
"Official ASC Shaman"
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
"btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol,com > wrote in news:688o63F2rhng1U1
@mid.individual,net :
> Paul M. Cook wrote:
>> I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for
>> the check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I
>> swear this happens every time. Something always happens to make it a
>> zero sum.
>> Paul
>
> I'd spend it on cigars if I were getting one.
>
> bernie
<begin paste>
The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we
spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and
Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help
the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy guns, prostitutes
and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
<end paste>
B.
--
Cheerfully resisting change since 1959.
"btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol,com > wrote in news:688o63F2rhng1U1
@mid.individual,net :
> Paul M. Cook wrote:
>> I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for
>> the check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I
>> swear this happens every time. Something always happens to make it a
>> zero sum.
>> Paul
>
> I'd spend it on cigars if I were getting one.
>
> bernie
<begin paste>
The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we
spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and
Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help
the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy guns, prostitutes
and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
<end paste>
B.
--
Cheerfully resisting change since 1959.
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
On 5 May 2008 15:47:36 GMT, Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape,net >
wrote:
>"btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol,com > wrote in news:688o63F2rhng1U1
>@mid.individual,net :
>
>> Paul M. Cook wrote:
>>> I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for
>>> the check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I
>>> swear this happens every time. Something always happens to make it a
>>> zero sum.
>>> Paul
>>
>> I'd spend it on cigars if I were getting one.
>>
>> bernie
>
><begin paste>
>The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
>If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we
>spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
>If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
>If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and
>Guatemala.
>If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
>If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help
>the American economy.
>The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy guns, prostitutes
>and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
><end paste>
>
>B.
Add a couple of cheeseburgers and a selection of Calle Ocho's finest
cigars and it sounds like a fun weekend!
On 5 May 2008 15:47:36 GMT, Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape,net >
wrote:
>"btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol,com > wrote in news:688o63F2rhng1U1
>@mid.individual,net :
>
>> Paul M. Cook wrote:
>>> I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for
>>> the check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I
>>> swear this happens every time. Something always happens to make it a
>>> zero sum.
>>> Paul
>>
>> I'd spend it on cigars if I were getting one.
>>
>> bernie
>
><begin paste>
>The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
>If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we
>spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
>If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
>If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and
>Guatemala.
>If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
>If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help
>the American economy.
>The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy guns, prostitutes
>and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
><end paste>
>
>B.
Add a couple of cheeseburgers and a selection of Calle Ocho's finest
cigars and it sounds like a fun weekend!
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
Bart Goddard wrote:
> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol,com > wrote in news:688o63F2rhng1U1
> @mid.individual,net :
>
>> Paul M. Cook wrote:
>>> I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for
>>> the check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I
>>> swear this happens every time. Something always happens to make it
>>> a zero sum.
>>> Paul
>>
>> I'd spend it on cigars if I were getting one.
>>
>> bernie
>
> <begin paste>
> The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600
> rebate. --
Not all of us.
bernie
"Official ASC Shaman"
Bart Goddard wrote:
> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol,com > wrote in news:688o63F2rhng1U1
> @mid.individual,net :
>
>> Paul M. Cook wrote:
>>> I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for
>>> the check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I
>>> swear this happens every time. Something always happens to make it
>>> a zero sum.
>>> Paul
>>
>> I'd spend it on cigars if I were getting one.
>>
>> bernie
>
> <begin paste>
> The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600
> rebate. --
Not all of us.
bernie
"Official ASC Shaman"
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
"btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol,com > wrote in news:68bdfoF2rtbs4U1
@mid.individual,net :
> Bart Goddard wrote:
>> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol,com > wrote in news:688o63F2rhng1U1
>> @mid.individual,net :
>>
>>> Paul M. Cook wrote:
>>>> I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for
>>>> the check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I
>>>> swear this happens every time. Something always happens to make it
>>>> a zero sum.
>>>> Paul
>>>
>>> I'd spend it on cigars if I were getting one.
>>>
>>> bernie
>>
>> <begin paste>
>> The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600
>> rebate. --
>
> Not all of us.
"Us" means "my clique", which consists of all right-thinking
people.
B.(We're still looking for a vice president.)
--
Cheerfully resisting change since 1959.
"btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol,com > wrote in news:68bdfoF2rtbs4U1
@mid.individual,net :
> Bart Goddard wrote:
>> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol,com > wrote in news:688o63F2rhng1U1
>> @mid.individual,net :
>>
>>> Paul M. Cook wrote:
>>>> I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for
>>>> the check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I
>>>> swear this happens every time. Something always happens to make it
>>>> a zero sum.
>>>> Paul
>>>
>>> I'd spend it on cigars if I were getting one.
>>>
>>> bernie
>>
>> <begin paste>
>> The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600
>> rebate. --
>
> Not all of us.
"Us" means "my clique", which consists of all right-thinking
people.
B.(We're still looking for a vice president.)
--
Cheerfully resisting change since 1959.
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
On 6 May 2008 16:15:17 GMT, Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape,net >
wrote:
>"btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol,com > wrote in news:68bdfoF2rtbs4U1
>@mid.individual,net :
>
>> Bart Goddard wrote:
>>> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol,com > wrote in news:688o63F2rhng1U1
>>> @mid.individual,net :
>>>
>>>> Paul M. Cook wrote:
>>>>> I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for
>>>>> the check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I
>>>>> swear this happens every time. Something always happens to make it
>>>>> a zero sum.
>>>>> Paul
>>>>
>>>> I'd spend it on cigars if I were getting one.
>>>>
>>>> bernie
>>>
>>> <begin paste>
>>> The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600
>>> rebate. --
>>
>> Not all of us.
>
>"Us" means "my clique", which consists of all right-thinking
>people.
>
>B.(We're still looking for a vice president.)
I have no desire to be VP, but can I be Ambassador to the Netherlands?
I promise to undertake an exhaustive survey of the "coffee houses" and
Amsterdam's red light district after which I will provide a full
report on why these programs should be implemented in the USofA.
On 6 May 2008 16:15:17 GMT, Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape,net >
wrote:
>"btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol,com > wrote in news:68bdfoF2rtbs4U1
>@mid.individual,net :
>
>> Bart Goddard wrote:
>>> "btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol,com > wrote in news:688o63F2rhng1U1
>>> @mid.individual,net :
>>>
>>>> Paul M. Cook wrote:
>>>>> I am sure each of you have your JR catalogs flagged and waiting for
>>>>> the check. Me, I am paying my dentist to fix my broken molar. I
>>>>> swear this happens every time. Something always happens to make it
>>>>> a zero sum.
>>>>> Paul
>>>>
>>>> I'd spend it on cigars if I were getting one.
>>>>
>>>> bernie
>>>
>>> <begin paste>
>>> The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600
>>> rebate. --
>>
>> Not all of us.
>
>"Us" means "my clique", which consists of all right-thinking
>people.
>
>B.(We're still looking for a vice president.)
I have no desire to be VP, but can I be Ambassador to the Netherlands?
I promise to undertake an exhaustive survey of the "coffee houses" and
Amsterdam's red light district after which I will provide a full
report on why these programs should be implemented in the USofA.
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
Ray <chigarayREMOVE@sbcglobal,net > wrote in
news:s7a124p0ff9r5bb5f9fraf1eotkejjigi5@4ax,com :
>>"Us" means "my clique", which consists of all right-thinking
>>people.
>>
>>B.(We're still looking for a vice president.)
>
>
> I have no desire to be VP, but can I be Ambassador to the Netherlands?
Sorry, but right now, since there's only one member in the club,
the next neophyte has to be VP. Ambassador to the Netherlands is
about 7th on the list.
B.
--
Cheerfully resisting change since 1959.
Ray <chigarayREMOVE@sbcglobal,net > wrote in
news:s7a124p0ff9r5bb5f9fraf1eotkejjigi5@4ax,com :
>>"Us" means "my clique", which consists of all right-thinking
>>people.
>>
>>B.(We're still looking for a vice president.)
>
>
> I have no desire to be VP, but can I be Ambassador to the Netherlands?
Sorry, but right now, since there's only one member in the club,
the next neophyte has to be VP. Ambassador to the Netherlands is
about 7th on the list.
B.
--
Cheerfully resisting change since 1959.
Re: OT:What will you spend your rebate on?
"Bart Goddard" <goddardbe@netscape,net > wrote in message
> The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy guns, prostitutes
> and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
A nice handgun (at least by my standards) will run somewhere around $1000 to
$1500. A good prostitute (by my standards) for a few hours will run about
$1000 (Hypothetically, since I would NEVER dream of doing such a thing.)
And beer, well beer costs are proportionate to the quality of the brew you
enjoy. So, in my case, $600 will be better spent in my savings account. In
your case I'm afraid, you'll be stuck with a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a
tranny hooker with a limp and a hairlip offering 'round the world' if you
watch the sores, and a cheap .25 auto to blow your brains out after you
realize that your wiener will soon resemble something that oozed off of Al
Capone as he sat in a cement cell counting his days down to zero.
Sorry Bart, I know you meant well, and when the Bush administration starts
handing out checks in the $6000 range, give me a call. We can drink fine
ale, shoot fine firearms while neked beautiful nymphs refill our steins and
clean our barrels (cough) 'till the cows come home. Snaily available.
Whoo Ya
"Bart Goddard" <goddardbe@netscape,net > wrote in message
> The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy guns, prostitutes
> and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
A nice handgun (at least by my standards) will run somewhere around $1000 to
$1500. A good prostitute (by my standards) for a few hours will run about
$1000 (Hypothetically, since I would NEVER dream of doing such a thing.)
And beer, well beer costs are proportionate to the quality of the brew you
enjoy. So, in my case, $600 will be better spent in my savings account. In
your case I'm afraid, you'll be stuck with a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a
tranny hooker with a limp and a hairlip offering 'round the world' if you
watch the sores, and a cheap .25 auto to blow your brains out after you
realize that your wiener will soon resemble something that oozed off of Al
Capone as he sat in a cement cell counting his days down to zero.
Sorry Bart, I know you meant well, and when the Bush administration starts
handing out checks in the $6000 range, give me a call. We can drink fine
ale, shoot fine firearms while neked beautiful nymphs refill our steins and
clean our barrels (cough) 'till the cows come home. Snaily available.
Whoo Ya
