Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>
>"Mickey" <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in message
>news:nmpb24h2jq4au63lilemkj53r90dg0dq39@4ax . com ...
>> Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote:
>>
>>>"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
>>>news:68ll9pF2s9le3U1@mid.individual . net :
>>>
>>>
>>>> Petrol is liquid and doesn't go "BOOM" when you smoke in the vicinity.
>>>
>>>Really? What kind of pansy-ass fuel doens't
>>>explode? No wonder your rockets never got off the
>>>ground.
>>>
>>>B.
>>
>> If you want to be picky and precise, liquid gasoline ("petrol") is not
>> flammable. Only gasoline vapors are.
>
>"Vapours".
>
>:-)

Right. Vapors ("vapours").

Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

On Sat, 10 May 2008 19:25:03 +0100, Alex W. wrote:

> "Mickey" <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in message
> news:nmpb24h2jq4au63lilemkj53r90dg0dq39@4ax . com ...
>> Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote:
>>
>>>"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
>>>news:68ll9pF2s9le3U1@mid.individual . net :
>>>
>>>
>>>> Petrol is liquid and doesn't go "BOOM" when you smoke in the vicinity.
>>>
>>>Really? What kind of pansy-ass fuel doens't
>>>explode? No wonder your rockets never got off the
>>>ground.
>>>
>>>B.
>>
>> If you want to be picky and precise, liquid gasoline ("petrol") is not
>> flammable. Only gasoline vapors are.
>
> "Vapours".
>
> :-)

Knew a woman once who was prone to those.

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Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

In article <estz5b9lmghg$.19jlpylzlyhgm.dlg@40tude . net >,
Demonick <demonick@eartleek . net > wrote:

> > "Vapours".

> Knew a woman once who was prone to those.

Frankly, my Demonick, I don't give a damn... ;)

Misc "the Butler did it"

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Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

Miss Elaine Eos <Misc@your-pants.PlayNaked . com > wrote in news:Misc-
450226.10133711052008@news.sf.sbcglobal . net :

> In article <estz5b9lmghg$.19jlpylzlyhgm.dlg@40tude . net >,
> Demonick <demonick@eartleek . net > wrote:
>
>> > "Vapours".
>
>> Knew a woman once who was prone to those.
>
> Frankly, my Demonick, I don't give a damn... ;)
>
> Misc "the Butler did it"
>

And we rhetturn to another stupid pun thread.

B.

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"Bart Goddard" <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote in message
news:Xns9A9B8AE71C8A3goddardbenetscapenet@64.209.0.82...
> Miss Elaine Eos <Misc@your-pants.PlayNaked . com > wrote in news:Misc-
> 450226.10133711052008@news.sf.sbcglobal . net :
>
>> In article <estz5b9lmghg$.19jlpylzlyhgm.dlg@40tude . net >,
>> Demonick <demonick@eartleek . net > wrote:
>>
>>> > "Vapours".
>>
>>> Knew a woman once who was prone to those.
>>
>> Frankly, my Demonick, I don't give a damn... ;)
>>
>> Misc "the Butler did it"
>>
>
> And we rhetturn to another stupid pun thread.
>

Frankly, my damn, do you think I give a dear?

Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...


"Demonick" <demonick@eartleek . net > wrote in message
news:estz5b9lmghg$.19jlpylzlyhgm.dlg@40tude . net ...
> On Sat, 10 May 2008 19:25:03 +0100, Alex W. wrote:
>
>> "Mickey" <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in message
>> news:nmpb24h2jq4au63lilemkj53r90dg0dq39@4ax . com ...
>>> Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
>>>>news:68ll9pF2s9le3U1@mid.individual . net :
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Petrol is liquid and doesn't go "BOOM" when you smoke in the vicinity.
>>>>
>>>>Really? What kind of pansy-ass fuel doens't
>>>>explode? No wonder your rockets never got off the
>>>>ground.
>>>>
>>>>B.
>>>
>>> If you want to be picky and precise, liquid gasoline ("petrol") is not
>>> flammable. Only gasoline vapors are.
>>
>> "Vapours".
>>
>> :-)
>
> Knew a woman once who was prone to those.
>

Tell her to stop eating beans ...

Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

Alex W. wrote:
> "Demonick" <demonick@eartleek . net > wrote in message
> news:estz5b9lmghg$.19jlpylzlyhgm.dlg@40tude . net ...
>> On Sat, 10 May 2008 19:25:03 +0100, Alex W. wrote:
>>
>>> "Mickey" <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in message
>>> news:nmpb24h2jq4au63lilemkj53r90dg0dq39@4ax . com ...
>>>> Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
>>>>> news:68ll9pF2s9le3U1@mid.individual . net :
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Petrol is liquid and doesn't go "BOOM" when you smoke in the
>>>>>> vicinity.
>>>>>
>>>>> Really? What kind of pansy-ass fuel doens't
>>>>> explode? No wonder your rockets never got off the
>>>>> ground.
>>>>>
>>>>> B.
>>>>
>>>> If you want to be picky and precise, liquid gasoline ("petrol") is
>>>> not flammable. Only gasoline vapors are.
>>>
>>> "Vapours".
>>>
>>> :-)
>>
>> Knew a woman once who was prone to those.
>>
>
> Tell her to stop eating beans ...

No....THAT'S gas.

bernie




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Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

In article <68rjqgF2ugj8nU1@mid.individual . net >,
"btorvik2" <btorvik2@aol . com > wrote:

> >>> "Vapours".

> >> Knew a woman once who was prone to those.

> > Tell her to stop eating beans ...

> No....THAT'S gas.

Classical.

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Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...


"Demonick" <demonick@eartleek . net > wrote in message
news:estz5b9lmghg$.19jlpylzlyhgm.dlg@40tude . net ...
> On Sat, 10 May 2008 19:25:03 +0100, Alex W. wrote:
>
>> "Mickey" <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in message
>> news:nmpb24h2jq4au63lilemkj53r90dg0dq39@4ax . com ...
>>> Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
>>>>news:68ll9pF2s9le3U1@mid.individual . net :
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Petrol is liquid and doesn't go "BOOM" when you smoke in the vicinity.
>>>>
>>>>Really? What kind of pansy-ass fuel doens't
>>>>explode? No wonder your rockets never got off the
>>>>ground.
>>>>
>>>>B.
>>>
>>> If you want to be picky and precise, liquid gasoline ("petrol") is not
>>> flammable. Only gasoline vapors are.
>>
>> "Vapours".
>>
>> :-)
>
> Knew a woman once who was prone to those.
>
And "Swooning".

Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

Mickey <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in
news:nmpb24h2jq4au63lilemkj53r90dg0dq39@4ax . com :

> Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote:
>
>>"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
>>news:68ll9pF2s9le3U1@mid.individual . net :
>>
>>
>>> Petrol is liquid and doesn't go "BOOM" when you smoke in the vicinity.
>>
>>Really? What kind of pansy-ass fuel doens't
>>explode? No wonder your rockets never got off the
>>ground.
>>
>>B.
>
> If you want to be picky and precise, liquid gasoline ("petrol") is not
> flammable. Only gasoline vapors are.

The same is true for wood.

B. (Or "wooud", as Alex wold say.)

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Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote:

>Mickey <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in
>news:nmpb24h2jq4au63lilemkj53r90dg0dq39@4ax . com :
>
>> Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote:
>>
>>>"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
>>>news:68ll9pF2s9le3U1@mid.individual . net :
>>>
>>>
>>>> Petrol is liquid and doesn't go "BOOM" when you smoke in the vicinity.
>>>
>>>Really? What kind of pansy-ass fuel doens't
>>>explode? No wonder your rockets never got off the
>>>ground.
>>>
>>>B.
>>
>> If you want to be picky and precise, liquid gasoline ("petrol") is not
>> flammable. Only gasoline vapors are.
>
>The same is true for wood.
>
>B. (Or "wooud", as Alex wold say.)

No it's not. Show me wood vapors.

Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

Mickey <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in
news:24tb24h99h6086kmm2t7q263d17s3rfk5h@4ax . com :


>>The same is true for wood.
>>
>>B. (Or "wooud", as Alex wold say.)
>
> No it's not. Show me wood vapors.

Show me gas vapors. If you look really close
to a burning log, you'll see the fire doesn't
touch it.

B.(No, closer...closer....)



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Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

>>> If you want to be picky and precise, liquid gasoline ("petrol") is not
>>> flammable. Only gasoline vapors are.
>>
>>The same is true for wood.
>>
>>B. (Or "wooud", as Alex wold say.)
>
> No it's not. Show me wood vapors.

Sorry Mickey, sadly, Bart is correct.
* w w w .woodheat.org/tips/hiperwoodburning.htm , at least until the
charcoal phase of the process.

CigarSki

Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

In article <24tb24h99h6086kmm2t7q263d17s3rfk5h@4ax . com >,
Mickey <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote:

> Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote:
>
> >Mickey <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in
> >news:nmpb24h2jq4au63lilemkj53r90dg0dq39@4ax . com :
> >> If you want to be picky and precise, liquid gasoline ("petrol") is not
> >> flammable. Only gasoline vapors are.

> >The same is true for wood.
> >B. (Or "wooud", as Alex wold say.)

> No it's not. Show me wood vapors.

Wood-vapors are what you get when you heat wood enough that it gives off
something that can burn.

Wood, itself, doesn't burn, before the transition.

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Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

Miss Elaine Eos wrote:
> In article <24tb24h99h6086kmm2t7q263d17s3rfk5h@4ax . com >,
> Mickey <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote:
>
>> Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote:
>>
>>> Mickey <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in
>>> news:nmpb24h2jq4au63lilemkj53r90dg0dq39@4ax . com :
>>>> If you want to be picky and precise, liquid gasoline ("petrol") is
>>>> not flammable. Only gasoline vapors are.
>
>>> The same is true for wood.
>>> B. (Or "wooud", as Alex wold say.)
>
>> No it's not. Show me wood vapors.
>
> Wood-vapors are what you get when you heat wood enough that it gives
> off something that can burn.
>
> Wood, itself, doesn't burn, before the transition.

How wood you know?

bernie


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