Re: tooting own horn
"Marc Schneiderman" <garbaron@telerama,com > wrote in message
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> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:54:17 -0000, "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk>
> wrote:
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>>I for one would be quite interested to hear your considered opinion on
>>reforming the National Health Service ....
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> I only do the interviews. Now, your views on...
Oh, the tribulations of the celebrity!
Celebrity
Someday I'm gonna be famous,
do I have talent, well no
These days you don't really need it
thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel,
can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
on my way to rehab
[1st Chorus]
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isn't just how I like it
When they say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity
I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way
And I'll get community service no matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up
[2nd Chorus]
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a celebrity
[Bridge]
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of the fun and the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey hey, Hollywood, here we come
[3rd Chorus]
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
Being a celebrity
Yeah celebrity