OT:What will you spend your rebate on?

In article <YQ8Uj.63$Ua2.1@newsfe05.lga>,
"To The Top" <tothetop@farter . net > wrote:

> "Bart Goddard" <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote in message
> > The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy guns, prostitutes
> > and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.

> A nice handgun (at least by my standards) will run somewhere around $1000 to
> $1500. A good prostitute (by my standards) for a few hours will run about
> $1000

Decent guns & hookers can both be had in the $4-600 range. If you get
your wife to pitch-in for the gun...

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You'd do a $4.00 hooker?
"Miss Elaine Eos" <Misc@your-pants.PlayNaked . com > wrote in message
news:Misc-11B5BF.22404906052008@news.sf.sbcglobal . net ...
> In article <YQ8Uj.63$Ua2.1@newsfe05.lga>,
> "To The Top" <tothetop@farter . net > wrote:
>
>> "Bart Goddard" <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote in message
>> > The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy guns,
>> > prostitutes
>> > and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
>
>> A nice handgun (at least by my standards) will run somewhere around $1000
>> to
>> $1500. A good prostitute (by my standards) for a few hours will run
>> about
>> $1000
>
> Decent guns & hookers can both be had in the $4-600 range. If you get
> your wife to pitch-in for the gun...
>
> --
> Please take off your pants or I won't read your e-mail.
> I will not, no matter how "good" the deal, patronise any business which
> sends
> unsolicited commercial e-mail or that advertises in discussion newsgroups.

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Chuck

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

"To The Top" <tothetop@farter . net > wrote in
news:YQ8Uj.63$Ua2.1@newsfe05.lga:

> In your case I'm afraid, you'll
> be stuck with a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon,

I would NEVER let PRB pass my lips. If I were cut
deeply by a rusty blade, I wouldn't use Budmilloorspap to
wash out the wound.

> Sorry Bart, I know you meant well,

You should be. Note that I was quoting, not preaching.

B.

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Cheerfully resisting change since 1959.