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Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

Reply from: Alex W.
Date: 13 May 2008, 01:38
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...


"Miss Elaine Eos" <Misc@your-pants.PlayNaked . com > wrote in message
news:Misc-B8FF7F.18265510052008@news.sf.sbcglobal . net ...


> Wood, itself, doesn't burn, before the transition.
>

If it does, you may have an infection.
I recommend lots of cyclovir ...



Reply from: CigarSki
Date: 13 May 2008, 03:06
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

>> Wood, itself, doesn't burn, before the transition.
>>
>
> If it does, you may have an infection.
> I recommend lots of cyclovir ...
Act I

SCENE SEVEN
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
JOE makes a horrible discovery. . .


JOE:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
when...
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?



Reply from: Ken Dixon
Date: 13 May 2008, 03:22
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

CigarSki wrote:
>>> Wood, itself, doesn't burn, before the transition.
>>>
>> If it does, you may have an infection.
>> I recommend lots of cyclovir ...
> Act I
>
> SCENE SEVEN
> WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?
>
> Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
> JOE makes a horrible discovery. . .
>
>
> JOE:
> Why does it hurt when I pee?
> Why does it hurt when I pee?
> I don't want no doctor
> To stick no needle in me
> Why does it hurt when I pee?
> I got it from the toilet seat
> I got it from the toilet seat
> It jumped right up
> 'N' grabbed my meat
> Got it from the toilet seat
> My balls feel like a pair of maracas
> My balls feel like a pair of maracas
> Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
> My balls feel like a pair of maracas
> Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
> Why does it
> Why does it
> Why does it
> Why does it hurt...
> when...
> I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

A Classic :-)

Reply from: Tom S.
Date: 13 May 2008, 04:43
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...


"CigarSki" <CigarSki@gmail . com > wrote in message
news:tQ5Wj.242$ll1.68@trndny06...
>>> Wood, itself, doesn't burn, before the transition.
>>>
>>
>> If it does, you may have an infection.
>> I recommend lots of cyclovir ...
> Act I
>
> SCENE SEVEN
> WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?
>
> Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
> JOE makes a horrible discovery. . .
>
>
> JOE:
> Why does it hurt when I pee?
> Why does it hurt when I pee?
> I don't want no doctor
> To stick no needle in me
> Why does it hurt when I pee?
> I got it from the toilet seat
> I got it from the toilet seat
> It jumped right up
> 'N' grabbed my meat
> Got it from the toilet seat
> My balls feel like a pair of maracas
> My balls feel like a pair of maracas
> Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
> My balls feel like a pair of maracas
> Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
> Why does it
> Why does it
> Why does it
> Why does it hurt...
> when...
> I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

I’m a lumberjack
And I’m OK
I sleep all night
And I work all day.

Chorus

He’s a lumberjack
And he’s OK
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesday I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties

He cuts down trees
He eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesday he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus

He’s a lumberjack
And he’s OK
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars.


Mounties

He cuts down trees
He skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He put on women’s clothing
And hangs around in bars?

Chorus

He’s a lumberjack
And he’s OK
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I’d been a girly
Just like my dear pappa.

Mounties

He cuts down trees
He wears high heels?
Suspendies… and a bra?

Chorus

…He’s a lumberjack
And he’s OK
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

…He’s a lumberjack
And he’s OK
He sleeps all night
nd he works all day.



Reply from: btorvik2
Date: 13 May 2008, 16:03
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

Tom S. wrote:
> "CigarSki" <CigarSki@gmail . com > wrote in message
> news:tQ5Wj.242$ll1.68@trndny06...
>>>> Wood, itself, doesn't burn, before the transition.
>>>>
>>>
>>> If it does, you may have an infection.
>>> I recommend lots of cyclovir ...
>> Act I
>>
>> SCENE SEVEN
>> WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?
>>
>> Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
>> JOE makes a horrible discovery. . .
>>
>>
>> JOE:
>> Why does it hurt when I pee?
>> Why does it hurt when I pee?
>> I don't want no doctor
>> To stick no needle in me
>> Why does it hurt when I pee?
>> I got it from the toilet seat
>> I got it from the toilet seat
>> It jumped right up
>> 'N' grabbed my meat
>> Got it from the toilet seat
>> My balls feel like a pair of maracas
>> My balls feel like a pair of maracas
>> Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
>> My balls feel like a pair of maracas
>> Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
>> Why does it
>> Why does it
>> Why does it
>> Why does it hurt...
>> when...
>> I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
>
> I'm a lumberjack
> And I'm OK
> I sleep all night
> And I work all day.
>
> Chorus
>
> He's a lumberjack
> And he's OK
> He sleeps all night
> And he works all day.
>
> I cut down trees
> I eat my lunch
> I go to the lavatory
> On Wednesday I go shopping
> And have buttered scones for tea.
>
> Mounties
>
> He cuts down trees
> He eats his lunch
> He goes to the lavatory
> On Wednesday he goes shopping
> And has buttered scones for tea.
>
> Chorus
>
> He's a lumberjack
> And he's OK
> He sleeps all night
> And he works all day.
>
> I cut down trees
> I skip and jump
> I like to press wild flowers
> I put on women's clothing
> And hang around in bars.
>
>
> Mounties
>
> He cuts down trees
> He skips and jumps
> He likes to press wild flowers
> He put on women's clothing
> And hangs around in bars?
>
> Chorus
>
> He's a lumberjack
> And he's OK
> He sleeps all night
> And he works all day.
>
> I cut down trees
> I wear high heels
> Suspendies and a bra
> I wish I'd been a girly
> Just like my dear pappa.
>
> Mounties
>
> He cuts down trees
> He wears high heels?
> Suspendies. and a bra?
>
> Chorus
>
> .He's a lumberjack
> And he's OK
> He sleeps all night
> And he works all day.
>
> .He's a lumberjack
> And he's OK
> He sleeps all night
> nd he works all day.

Reminds me, we're going to see Spamalot Thursday night.

Oh boy!!

bernie


--
"Official ASC Shaman"



Reply from: Tom S.
Date: 11 May 2008, 00:26
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...


"Mickey" <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in message
news:nmpb24h2jq4au63lilemkj53r90dg0dq39@4ax . com ...
> Bart Goddard <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote:
>
>>"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
>>news:68ll9pF2s9le3U1@mid.individual . net :
>>
>>
>>> Petrol is liquid and doesn't go "BOOM" when you smoke in the vicinity.
>>
>>Really? What kind of pansy-ass fuel doens't
>>explode? No wonder your rockets never got off the
>>ground.
>>
>>B.
>
> If you want to be picky and precise, liquid gasoline ("petrol") is not
> flammable. Only gasoline vapors are.

And then only in a narrow range mixture of fuel/oxygen.



Reply from: Miss Elaine Eos
Date: 11 May 2008, 03:25
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

In article <nmpb24h2jq4au63lilemkj53r90dg0dq39@4ax . com >,
Mickey <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote:

> If you want to be picky and precise, liquid gasoline ("petrol") is not
> flammable. Only gasoline vapors are.

Doing the "extinguish a match in a cup of the stuff" trick is REALLY
hard with gasoline (do *NOT* try this at home! I'm not kidding!) It's
bad enough with lighter fluid or similar...)

--
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Reply from: Alex W.
Date: 10 May 2008, 20:26
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...


"Bart Goddard" <goddardbe@netscape . net > wrote in message
news:Xns9A9A81F1CC7F7goddardbenetscapenet@64.209.0.81...
> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
> news:68ll9pF2s9le3U1@mid.individual . net :
>
>
>> Petrol is liquid and doesn't go "BOOM" when you smoke in the vicinity.
>
> Really? What kind of pansy-ass fuel doens't
> explode? No wonder your rockets never got off the
> ground.

Are you perchance referring to the rockets developed by ze Tschermans --
"viff V-Tvo, ve vill vin ze var?"




Reply from: Miss Elaine Eos
Date: 11 May 2008, 03:24
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

In article <68ll9pF2s9le3U1@mid.individual . net >,
"Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> Petrol is liquid and doesn't go "BOOM" when you smoke in the vicinity.

You are mistaken... ;)

(Petrol, the liquid (aka "gasoline" in the U.S.) gives off explosive
vapors. Don't smoke around the liquid stuff.)

--
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I will not, no matter how "good" the deal, patronise any business which sends
unsolicited commercial e-mail or that advertises in discussion newsgroups.

Reply from: btorvik2
Date: 12 May 2008, 21:25
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

Bart Goddard wrote:
> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in news:68leseF2t3n3qU1
> @mid.individual . net :
>
>>
>> "Mickey" <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in message
>> news:uima249s036232sg3g1qcovgeks87dgnkt@4ax . com ...
>>> "Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte . net > wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Mickey" <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in message
>>>> news:qmk924d76f0di2nujfk7ejiahs66nfi924@4ax . com ...
>>>>> Legs Akimbo <user@example . net > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> ...for a dear departed newsgroup?
>>>>>
>>>>> It's not dead, it's just restin'.
>>>>
>>>> Pining for the fiords.
>>>>
>>>> Paul
>>>>
>>>
>>> A Fiord Mustang?
>>
>> Unafjordable at today's petrol prices ....
>
> It's called "gas", Alex. "Gaaaasssss".

Liquid gold...?

bernie


--
"Official ASC Shaman"



Reply from: TheMakuleGuy
Date: 11 May 2008, 01:11
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

Alex W. wrote:
> "Mickey" <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in message
> news:uima249s036232sg3g1qcovgeks87dgnkt@4ax . com ...
>
>> "Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@gte . net > wrote:
>>
>>
>>> "Mickey" <Mickey@NOSPAMFatHounds . com > wrote in message
>>> news:qmk924d76f0di2nujfk7ejiahs66nfi924@4ax . com ...
>>>
>>>> Legs Akimbo <user@example . net > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> ...for a dear departed newsgroup?
>>>>>
>>>> It's not dead, it's just restin'.
>>>>
>>> Pining for the fiords.
>>>
>>> Paul
>>>
>>>
>> A Fiord Mustang?
>>
>
> Unafjordable at today's petrol prices ....
>

Time to hook up a couple herefjords to the wain and uff on down da road...

Reply from: PadronMan©®
Date: 10 May 2008, 03:05
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

"Legs Akimbo" <user@example . net > wrote in message
news:CP3Vj.3135$nW2.1200@nlpi064.nbdc.sbc . com ...
> ...for a dear departed newsgroup?

It's not dead..... . it 's just ummmm stunned.

--
PadronMan©®



Reply from: Bob Borgeson
Date: 10 May 2008, 03:45
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

On Fri, 9 May 2008 18:05:29 -0700, PadronMan©® wrote:

> "Legs Akimbo" <user@example . net > wrote in message
> news:CP3Vj.3135$nW2.1200@nlpi064.nbdc.sbc . com ...
>> ...for a dear departed newsgroup?
>
> It's not dead..... . it 's just ummmm stunned.

Did I miss something? I mean, beside the counterfit watch ads?

Reply from: Miss Elaine Eos
Date: 11 May 2008, 03:23
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

In article <1hu75aqt2w2l6$.1agie85wiybxv$.dlg@40tude . net >,
Bob Borgeson <rborgeson@attREMOVE . net > wrote:

> On Fri, 9 May 2008 18:05:29 -0700, PadronMan©® wrote:
> > "Legs Akimbo" <user@example . net > wrote in message
> > news:CP3Vj.3135$nW2.1200@nlpi064.nbdc.sbc . com ...
> >> ...for a dear departed newsgroup?

> > It's not dead..... . it 's just ummmm stunned.

> Did I miss something? I mean, beside the counterfit watch ads?

Someone's gone hog-wild cross-posting troll posts. In general, the
disenfranchised, unhappy to see us enjoying any activity, have taken it
upon themselves to attempt to destroy this newsgroup.

...And yet it lives on.

Good prevails over Evil yet again...

--
Please take off your pants or I won't read your e-mail.
I will not, no matter how "good" the deal, patronise any business which sends
unsolicited commercial e-mail or that advertises in discussion newsgroups.

Reply from: [none]
Date: 11 May 2008, 05:58
Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

Miss Elaine Eos wrote:
> In article <1hu75aqt2w2l6$.1agie85wiybxv$.dlg@40tude . net >,
> Bob Borgeson <rborgeson@attREMOVE . net > wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 9 May 2008 18:05:29 -0700, PadronMan©® wrote:
>>> "Legs Akimbo" <user@example . net > wrote in message
>>> news:CP3Vj.3135$nW2.1200@nlpi064.nbdc.sbc . com ...
>>>> ...for a dear departed newsgroup?
>
>>> It's not dead..... . it 's just ummmm stunned.
>
>> Did I miss something? I mean, beside the counterfit watch ads?
>
> Someone's gone hog-wild cross-posting troll posts. In general, the
> disenfranchised, unhappy to see us enjoying any activity, have taken it
> upon themselves to attempt to destroy this newsgroup.
>
> ...And yet it lives on.
>
> Good prevails over Evil yet again...

ITYM: Kill Files FTW
--
Mark Johnson, Ft. Worth, TX
* fjr-tips.org
Some people are like slinkees. Of no real use, but it makes you smile
when they fall down stairs!


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