Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...Tom S. wrote:
> "CigarSki" <CigarSki@gmail . com > wrote in message
> news:tQ5Wj.242$ll1.68@trndny06...
>>>> Wood, itself, doesn't burn, before the transition.
>>>>
>>>
>>> If it does, you may have an infection.
>>> I recommend lots of cyclovir ...
>> Act I
>>
>> SCENE SEVEN
>> WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?
>>
>> Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
>> JOE makes a horrible discovery. . .
>>
>>
>> JOE:
>> Why does it hurt when I pee?
>> Why does it hurt when I pee?
>> I don't want no doctor
>> To stick no needle in me
>> Why does it hurt when I pee?
>> I got it from the toilet seat
>> I got it from the toilet seat
>> It jumped right up
>> 'N' grabbed my meat
>> Got it from the toilet seat
>> My balls feel like a pair of maracas
>> My balls feel like a pair of maracas
>> Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
>> My balls feel like a pair of maracas
>> Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
>> Why does it
>> Why does it
>> Why does it
>> Why does it hurt...
>> when...
>> I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
>
> I'm a lumberjack
> And I'm OK
> I sleep all night
> And I work all day.
>
> Chorus
>
> He's a lumberjack
> And he's OK
> He sleeps all night
> And he works all day.
>
> I cut down trees
> I eat my lunch
> I go to the lavatory
> On Wednesday I go shopping
> And have buttered scones for tea.
>
> Mounties
>
> He cuts down trees
> He eats his lunch
> He goes to the lavatory
> On Wednesday he goes shopping
> And has buttered scones for tea.
>
> Chorus
>
> He's a lumberjack
> And he's OK
> He sleeps all night
> And he works all day.
>
> I cut down trees
> I skip and jump
> I like to press wild flowers
> I put on women's clothing
> And hang around in bars.
>
>
> Mounties
>
> He cuts down trees
> He skips and jumps
> He likes to press wild flowers
> He put on women's clothing
> And hangs around in bars?
>
> Chorus
>
> He's a lumberjack
> And he's OK
> He sleeps all night
> And he works all day.
>
> I cut down trees
> I wear high heels
> Suspendies and a bra
> I wish I'd been a girly
> Just like my dear pappa.
>
> Mounties
>
> He cuts down trees
> He wears high heels?
> Suspendies. and a bra?
>
> Chorus
>
> .He's a lumberjack
> And he's OK
> He sleeps all night
> And he works all day.
>
> .He's a lumberjack
> And he's OK
> He sleeps all night
> nd he works all day.
Reminds me, we're going to see Spamalot Thursday night.
Oh boy!!
bernie
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"Official ASC Shaman"