New Surgeon General Warning imminent

New Surgeon General Warning imminent

Well, now. It seems BIRTH is the biggest cause of death worldwide with
upwards of 56,597,034 people dying sometime after birth each year.

Interesting mortality statistics for the United States. Of the
2,400,000-plus Americans who die each year, over 45,000 are killed in
transport accidents. The number of homicides, poisonings, and drunk driving
fatalities are roughly the same, at around 17,000 each. Perhaps more
surprisingly, a stunning 178,000 Americans die from medical or hospital
error every year.

For the whole read see http :// ask.yahoo,com /20051128.html

So, don't be born, and you'll be alright!

Remember: 100% of all health nuts die!

Re: New Surgeon General Warning imminent

Mike wrote:
> Well, now. It seems BIRTH is the biggest cause of death worldwide with
> upwards of 56,597,034 people dying sometime after birth each year.
>
> Interesting mortality statistics for the United States. Of the
> 2,400,000-plus Americans who die each year, over 45,000 are killed in
> transport accidents. The number of homicides, poisonings, and drunk driving
> fatalities are roughly the same, at around 17,000 each. Perhaps more
> surprisingly, a stunning 178,000 Americans die from medical or hospital
> error every year.
>
> For the whole read see http :// ask.yahoo,com /20051128.html
>
> So, don't be born, and you'll be alright!
>
> Remember: 100% of all health nuts die!
>
>

"There is no safe level of life," warned the US Surgeon General.
"It's all Bush's fault," wailed the editorial staff of MoveOn.org!
"This is yet another attempt by the white majority to keep us down,"
yelled the Reverend Al Sharpton!
"If they don't fix this, I'm leaving the country," sobbed actress Susan
Sarandon.
"The debate is over. Death is caused by global warming," screamed the
Goodyear blimp, Al Gore!
"Stamp out this menace," hissed the Grim Reaper with a hideous grin
while fingering his sickle.

;-)

Regards,

Tim Parker ... GL Pease - Samarra in a basket Canadian

--
"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the
blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of
misery." - Winston Churchill

Re: New Surgeon General Warning imminent


"Briarroot" <Briarroot@gmail,com > wrote in message
news:8_OdnYFQOoElk-7VnZ2dnUVZ_iydnZ2d@posted.toastnet...
> Mike wrote:
>> Well, now. It seems BIRTH is the biggest cause of death worldwide with
>> upwards of 56,597,034 people dying sometime after birth each year.
>>
>> Interesting mortality statistics for the United States. Of the
>> 2,400,000-plus Americans who die each year, over 45,000 are killed in
>> transport accidents. The number of homicides, poisonings, and drunk
>> driving
>> fatalities are roughly the same, at around 17,000 each. Perhaps more
>> surprisingly, a stunning 178,000 Americans die from medical or hospital
>> error every year.
>>
>> For the whole read see http :// ask.yahoo,com /20051128.html
>>
>> So, don't be born, and you'll be alright!
>>
>> Remember: 100% of all health nuts die!
>>
>>
>
> "There is no safe level of life," warned the US Surgeon General.
> "It's all Bush's fault," wailed the editorial staff of MoveOn.org!
> "This is yet another attempt by the white majority to keep us down,"
> yelled the Reverend Al Sharpton!
> "If they don't fix this, I'm leaving the country," sobbed actress Susan
> Sarandon.
> "The debate is over. Death is caused by global warming," screamed the
> Goodyear blimp, Al Gore!
> "Stamp out this menace," hissed the Grim Reaper with a hideous grin while
> fingering his sickle.
>
> ;-)
>
> Regards,
>
> Tim Parker ... GL Pease - Samarra in a basket Canadian
>
> --
> "The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.
> The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery." -
> Winston Churchill

Yes.
Living definitely hazardous to your health.
;-)

Tom Greene

Re: New Surgeon General Warning imminent

In article <p3Bck.3052$cn7.2716@flpi145.ffdc.sbc,com >,
"Mike" <cigarmikeBAND@sbcglobal,net > wrote:

> Well, now. It seems BIRTH is the biggest cause of death worldwide with
> upwards of 56,597,034 people dying sometime after birth each year.
>
> Interesting mortality statistics for the United States. Of the
> 2,400,000-plus Americans who die each year, over 45,000 are killed in
> transport accidents. The number of homicides, poisonings, and drunk driving
> fatalities are roughly the same, at around 17,000 each. Perhaps more
> surprisingly, a stunning 178,000 Americans die from medical or hospital
> error every year.
>
> For the whole read see http :// ask.yahoo,com /20051128.html
>
> So, don't be born, and you'll be alright!
>
> Remember: 100% of all health nuts die!

Of course we all die, but the big questions, are how long, if at all,
are the lives of health nuts extended and how much better, if any, are
their quality of life?