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New Surgeon General Warning imminent

Reply from: Mike
Date: 08 Jul 2008, 05:25
New Surgeon General Warning imminent

Well, now. It seems BIRTH is the biggest cause of death worldwide with
upwards of 56,597,034 people dying sometime after birth each year.

Interesting mortality statistics for the United States. Of the
2,400,000-plus Americans who die each year, over 45,000 are killed in
transport accidents. The number of homicides, poisonings, and drunk driving
fatalities are roughly the same, at around 17,000 each. Perhaps more
surprisingly, a stunning 178,000 Americans die from medical or hospital
error every year.

For the whole read see http :// ask.yahoo,com /20051128.html

So, don't be born, and you'll be alright!

Remember: 100% of all health nuts die!



Reply from: Shawn Hirn
Date: 08 Jul 2008, 12:22
Re: New Surgeon General Warning imminent

In article <p3Bck.3052$cn7.2716@flpi145.ffdc.sbc,com >,
"Mike" <cigarmikeBAND@sbcglobal,net > wrote:

> Well, now. It seems BIRTH is the biggest cause of death worldwide with
> upwards of 56,597,034 people dying sometime after birth each year.
>
> Interesting mortality statistics for the United States. Of the
> 2,400,000-plus Americans who die each year, over 45,000 are killed in
> transport accidents. The number of homicides, poisonings, and drunk driving
> fatalities are roughly the same, at around 17,000 each. Perhaps more
> surprisingly, a stunning 178,000 Americans die from medical or hospital
> error every year.
>
> For the whole read see http :// ask.yahoo,com /20051128.html
>
> So, don't be born, and you'll be alright!
>
> Remember: 100% of all health nuts die!

Of course we all die, but the big questions, are how long, if at all,
are the lives of health nuts extended and how much better, if any, are
their quality of life?

Reply from: The BIG N
Date: 09 Jul 2008, 13:06
Re: New Surgeon General Warning imminent

Idiot Troll "Twinkie" Shane <s...@DOOFUS,net > wrote:


>
> Of course we all die, but the big questions, are how long, if at all,
> are the lives of health nuts extended and how much better, if any, are
> their quality of life?

Other than to demonstrate your inability to construct a grammatically
correct sentence, what is the purpose of the input of this troll-
dropping? What is it that you've added to the thread other than a
piece of gratuitous twaddle that only, obviously, serves your
obsession and feeds your addiction? Is this your in depth and well
thought out contribution, you silly dim-wit? And why are you, a
twinkie eatin', Big Mac munchin', soda swillin', junkfood jerk, even
approaching the subject of "health"? C'mon, endomorph, wake up and
taste the cheese fries, you goofy net-monkey. LOL!

TBN - enjoyin' the freak show.


Reply from: Shawn Hirn
Date: 10 Jul 2008, 03:11
Re: New Surgeon General Warning imminent

In article
<63171145-70f1-4545-b4c1-2e4c958c9a74@p25g2000hsf.googlegroups,com >,
The BIG N <nizo1@verizon,net > wrote:

> Idiot Troll "Twinkie" Shane <s...@DOOFUS,net > wrote:
>
>
> >
> > Of course we all die, but the big questions, are how long, if at all,
> > are the lives of health nuts extended and how much better, if any, are
> > their quality of life?
>
> Other than to demonstrate your inability to construct a grammatically
> correct sentence, what is the purpose of the input of this troll-
> dropping? What is it that you've added to the thread other than a
> piece of gratuitous twaddle that only, obviously, serves your
> obsession and feeds your addiction? Is this your in depth and well
> thought out contribution, you silly dim-wit? And why are you, a
> twinkie eatin', Big Mac munchin', soda swillin', junkfood jerk, even
> approaching the subject of "health"? C'mon, endomorph, wake up and
> taste the cheese fries, you goofy net-monkey. LOL!

Awe! Schizo Nizo is angry. Instead of directing your anger toward me,
how about directing it at the powers that be in the big tobacco
industry? After all, the investors and executives in the tobacco
industry are attempting to kill you so they can make a profit off your
illusionary enjoyment. What a dupe you really are.

Reply from: The BIG N
Date: 10 Jul 2008, 12:43
Re: New Surgeon General Warning imminent

.

Evasive troll, Troll "Twinkie" Shane <s...@DOOFUS,net > wrote:
>
>
> Awe! Schizo Nizo is angry. Instead of directing your anger toward me,
> how about directing it at the powers that be in the big tobacco
> industry? After all, the investors and executives in the tobacco
> industry are attempting to kill you so they can make a profit off your
> illusionary enjoyment. What a dupe you really are.

Don't beg the question, answer the question, Troll "Twinkie" Shane.
Why is a junkfood endomorph and addicted net-monkey preaching bad
habits to others? Whenever you're ready, Twinkie.

TBN

Reply from: Shawn Hirn
Date: 11 Jul 2008, 01:52
Re: New Surgeon General Warning imminent

In article
<875d8be3-968f-4724-98f4-367e069af17a@m45g2000hsb.googlegroups,com >,
The BIG N <nizo1@verizon,net > wrote:

> .
>
> Evasive troll, Troll "Twinkie" Shane <s...@DOOFUS,net > wrote:
> >
> >
> > Awe! Schizo Nizo is angry. Instead of directing your anger toward me,
> > how about directing it at the powers that be in the big tobacco
> > industry? After all, the investors and executives in the tobacco
> > industry are attempting to kill you so they can make a profit off your
> > illusionary enjoyment. What a dupe you really are.
>
> Don't beg the question, answer the question, Troll "Twinkie" Shane.
> Why is a junkfood endomorph and addicted net-monkey preaching bad
> habits to others? Whenever you're ready, Twinkie.
>
> TBN

If you want to know why a "junkfood endomorph" whatever that is, and
"net-monkey" preaches bad habits to others, you'll need to ask someone
else. I am neither a "junkfood endomorph," nor a "net-money" so I don't
qualify. Further, I have not preached bad habits via this newsgroup. In
fact, I am trying to discourage a terribly bad habit here, smoking.

Reply from: Robert
Date: 11 Jul 2008, 03:57
Re: New Surgeon General Warning imminent

On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:52:37 -0400, Shawn Hirn <srhi@comcast,net > wrote:

>If you want to know why a "junkfood endomorph" whatever that is, and
>"net-monkey" preaches bad habits to others, you'll need to ask someone
>else. I am neither a "junkfood endomorph," nor a "net-money" so I don't
>qualify. Further, I have not preached bad habits via this newsgroup. In
>fact, I am trying to discourage a terribly bad habit here, smoking.

It's not working. Here are some cybernetic activities you might find more rewarding.

http :// tfk.grassroots,com /act/

Reply from: Shawn Hirn
Date: 11 Jul 2008, 04:51
Re: New Surgeon General Warning imminent

In article <bdfd74takvmldq6btselnjdl33s9l5r2i0@4ax,com >,
Robert <no@e.mail> wrote:

> On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:52:37 -0400, Shawn Hirn <srhi@comcast,net > wrote:
>
> >If you want to know why a "junkfood endomorph" whatever that is, and
> >"net-monkey" preaches bad habits to others, you'll need to ask someone
> >else. I am neither a "junkfood endomorph," nor a "net-money" so I don't
> >qualify. Further, I have not preached bad habits via this newsgroup. In
> >fact, I am trying to discourage a terribly bad habit here, smoking.
>
> It's not working. Here are some cybernetic activities you might find more
> rewarding.
>
> http :// tfk.grassroots,com /act/

That web sit says 1/3 of kids will take up smoking. That's unfortunate,
and we must work hard to get that number down. On the positive side, it
also means that 2/3 of kids are not taking up smoking, which is also
good, but should be better.

Reply from: The BIG N
Date: 11 Jul 2008, 04:29
Re: New Surgeon General Warning imminent

Troll "Twinkie" Shane <s...@DOOFUS,net > wrote:

>
> If you want to know why a "junkfood endomorph" whatever that is, and
> "net-monkey" preaches bad habits to others, you'll need to ask someone
> else. I am neither a "junkfood endomorph," nor a "net-money" so I don't
> qualify. Further, I have not preached bad habits via this newsgroup. In
> fact, I am trying to discourage a terribly bad habit here, smoking.

Physician heal thyself.

With all your waffling I think we'll call you Troll "Waffles" Shane
for awhile. LOL!

TBN

Reply from: The BIG N
Date: 11 Jul 2008, 04:37
Re: New Surgeon General Warning imminent

Troll "Waffles" Shane <s...@DOOFUS,net > wrote:


>In fact, I am trying to discourage a terribly bad habit here,
smoking.

You're preaching to the choir numb-nuts. Furthermore you have zero
credibility here, qualifying you as nothing more than an encroaching
mindless troll with a proven record of wasting your time, energy, and
woefully limited gray matter. . Can you come up with one name on this
newsgroup who sees you as anything other than a clown? One name?

TBN


Reply from: Shawn Hirn
Date: 11 Jul 2008, 04:48
Re: New Surgeon General Warning imminent

In article
<b436426b-4735-4ed5-9a8e-52080f58d6c4@m3g2000hsc.googlegroups,com >,
The BIG N <nizo1@verizon,net > wrote:

> Troll "Waffles" Shane <s...@DOOFUS,net > wrote:
>
>
> >In fact, I am trying to discourage a terribly bad habit here,
> smoking.
>
> You're preaching to the choir numb-nuts. Furthermore you have zero
> credibility here, qualifying you as nothing more than an encroaching
> mindless troll with a proven record of wasting your time, energy, and
> woefully limited gray matter. Can you come up with one name on this
> newsgroup who sees you as anything other than a clown? One name?

Can YOU come up with one name on this newsgroup who sees you as anything
other than a clown? Your assessment of my credibility lacks credibility.
Nicotine addicts such as yourself are in no position to judge the
credibility of us Anti Smoker Illuminati.

Reply from: Robert
Date: 11 Jul 2008, 06:02
Re: New Surgeon General Warning imminent

On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:48:57 -0400, Shawn Hirn <srhi@comcast,net > wrote:

>In article
><b436426b-4735-4ed5-9a8e-52080f58d6c4@m3g2000hsc.googlegroups,com >,
> The BIG N <nizo1@verizon,net > wrote:
>
>> Troll "Waffles" Shane <s...@DOOFUS,net > wrote:
>>
>>
>> >In fact, I am trying to discourage a terribly bad habit here,
>> smoking.
>>
>> You're preaching to the choir numb-nuts. Furthermore you have zero
>> credibility here, qualifying you as nothing more than an encroaching
>> mindless troll with a proven record of wasting your time, energy, and
>> woefully limited gray matter. Can you come up with one name on this
>> newsgroup who sees you as anything other than a clown? One name?
>
>Can YOU come up with one name on this newsgroup who sees you as anything
>other than a clown? Your assessment of my credibility lacks credibility.
>Nicotine addicts such as yourself are in no position to judge the
>credibility of us Anti Smoker Illuminati.

But you are in a position to judge the credibility of everyone, based not on facts nor
logic but rather on whether he's on your side. What is this 'position' that empowers one
to judge credibility? Is it being on the Right side? What if both parties think they're on
the Right side?

This sort of stance (I won't call it thinking) is why we have wars.




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