Funny post in thread about smoking

This was not my post, but it was good enough that I decided to copy it here:

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Because before they banned it, the majority of the people in any bar I
went into smoked. Sure they might not have been regular smokers, but
they would occasionaly have a few when they were out at the bar. It
didn't bother anyone, except the one little dork who would be in the
corner for 30 minutes before he got his panties in a bunch.

In fact one of the main reasons we went to the bar was so we could sit
there and smoke. I'll be honest, I don't like to smoke in my house as it
makes stuff get dirty and smell. So it was great to have a place to go
to where I could do that, and not have to get up and walk outside
everytime the urge hit.

Now going to the bar is like this:

Guy 1: Hold that thought, I'm going for a smoke.
Guy 2: Hey I'll come with
Guy 3: Yea me too...
Guy 2: No wait, someone should watch our table\drinks
Guy 1: Ok you guys go ahead. Wait, no, I was the one who wanted a smoke
to begin with
Guy 2: Ok fine, you go. I'll stay

Then guy 1 & 3 meet 2 hot girls outside who were having a smoke, and
lure them away from the two pretentious dolts they were with and go home
with them, leaving guy #2 inside alone, where he realizes drinking alone
isn't really that bad, turning him into a full blown alcoholic.

9 months later guy #3 gets a call from the sheriff, because apparently
the girl that night wasn't really on the pill like she said, and is now
looking for child support. And guy 1? Well believe
me, you don't want to know what happened to guy #1. Hell, it would
probably make you start smoking right here and now.