Lauren Colby and Ray Johnstone vindicated.In a surprising report yesterday, scientists at Liverpool University
concluded that cigarettes are good for you. 'We were shocked initially
at our findings' said a spokesman,' but it would appear that all the
fuss about heart disease and cancer was all wrong'.
In light of the report, the Government now intends to relax the
smoking ban and to openly encourage smoking in all walks of personal
life.
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