smoking as religion

smoking as religion

Suck it aunties!


http :// www .dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2008/07/smoking ban leads to new relig.php


Smoking ban leads to new religion

Wednesday 16 July 2008

Café owners in the Netherlands are joining religious movement known as
the One and Universal Smokers Church of God, the Telegraaf reports on
Wednesday.

‘We stand firmly behind the church’s teachings and that is smoking,’ Cor
Busch, owner of the former Lindeboom café in Alkmaar told the paper.
‘Smokers are being discriminated against… but a beer and a cigarette
belong together.’

Smoking has been banned in Dutch bars since July 1.

Several dozen bars have joined the movement which claims the Dutch
constitution and European rules give it legitimacy under the right to
freedom of religion, the paper says.

People who join the church get a membership card entitling them to smoke
inside the building. Worshippers believe in the trinity of smoke, fire
and ash and honour their god by smoking.

Church founder Michiel Eijsbouts says café owners who are trying to get
round the ban on smoking will not be allowed to join. The church, he
says, takes smoking very seriously.

‘It has ritual aspects, it is something you experience and we follow our
faith very strictly,’ he told the Telegraaf.

Re: smoking as a pathetic drug addiction !


"not much of anyone" <no.spam@pl.ease> wrote in message
news:QY2dnX_mhKhoVOPVnZ2dnUVZ_sjinZ2d@comcast,com ...
> Suck it aunties!
>
>
> http :// www .dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2008/07/smoking_ban_leads_to_new_relig.php
>
>
> Smoking ban leads to new religion
>
> Wednesday 16 July 2008
>
> Café owners in the Netherlands are joining religious movement known as the
> One and Universal Smokers Church of God, the Telegraaf reports on
> Wednesday.
>

Sure addict, now all you have to do is start the Church of Meth, Church of
Heroin,
Church of Cocaine, etc and you can *try* to backdoor the rest of your drug
addicted
brethren ...

ROTFLMAO !!.

Re: smoking as a pathetic drug addiction !

Reality Check© wrote:
> "not much of anyone" <no.spam@pl.ease> wrote in message
> news:QY2dnX mhKhoVOPVnZ2dnUVZ sjinZ2d@comcast,com ...
>
>>Suck it aunties!
>>
>>
>> http :// www .dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2008/07/smoking ban leads to new relig.php
>>
>>
>>Smoking ban leads to new religion
>>
>>Wednesday 16 July 2008
>>
>>Café owners in the Netherlands are joining religious movement known as the
>>One and Universal Smokers Church of God, the Telegraaf reports on
>>Wednesday.
>>
>
>
> Sure addict, now all you have to do is start the Church of Meth, Church of
> Heroin,
> Church of Cocaine, etc and you can *try* to backdoor the rest of your drug
> addicted
> brethren ...
>
> ROTFLMAO !!.
>
>

Any you can incorporate the Church of Anger and Hate.

What exactly is it that bothers you so much about people gathering
peacefully and enjoying certain freedoms?

Can you explain that in rational terms? Or will you just resort to more
hate?

Legalize Freedom!

Re: smoking as a pathetic drug addiction !


"not much of anyone" <no.spam@pl.ease> wrote in message
news:5didnQ5rnbQRjh3VnZ2dnUVZ_v3inZ2d@comcast,com ...
> Reality_Check© wrote:
>> "not much of anyone" <no.spam@pl.ease> wrote in message
>> news:QY2dnX_mhKhoVOPVnZ2dnUVZ_sjinZ2d@comcast,com ...
>>
>>>Suck it aunties!
>>>
>>>
>>> http :// www .dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2008/07/smoking_ban_leads_to_new_relig.php
>>>
>>>
>>>Smoking ban leads to new religion
>>>
>>>Wednesday 16 July 2008
>>>
>>>Café owners in the Netherlands are joining religious movement known as
>>>the One and Universal Smokers Church of God, the Telegraaf reports on
>>>Wednesday.
>>>
>>
>>
>> Sure addict, now all you have to do is start the Church of Meth, Church
>> of Heroin,
>> Church of Cocaine, etc and you can *try* to backdoor the rest of your
>> drug addicted
>> brethren ...
>>
>> ROTFLMAO !!.
>
> Any you can incorporate the Church of Anger and Hate.
>
> What exactly is it that bothers you so much about people gathering
> peacefully and enjoying certain freedoms?

You no longer have the "freedom" to spew your noxious putrid effluent
in PUBLIC places, addict.

>
> Can you explain that in rational terms? Or will you just resort to more
> hate?

Here's a clue: It's the SMOKE, stupid.

>
> Legalize Freedom!

Re: smoking as a pathetic drug addiction !


> > Any you can incorporate the Church of Anger and Hate.

Any you? What?

> You no longer have the "freedom" to spew your noxious putrid effluent
> in PUBLIC places, addict.

I don't like the smell of urine in the subway. Can you please fix
that, too?


And nobody mentioned Rastafari. I bet RC© would hesitate to burn one
with any of us. Of course, anyone who thinks their name is actually
copyrighted should avoid using any drugs, unless prescribed by their
psychiatrist.

-EJ©

"The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve, nor will he
ever receive, either." - Ben Franklin©

Re: smoking as a pathetic drug addiction !


"Cup O' Joes" <meatybones@gmail,com > wrote in message
news:823bc331-efde-45dc-9b6b-9637debf7b62@79g2000hsk.googlegroups,com ...

> > Any you can incorporate the Church of Anger and Hate.

Any you? What?

> You no longer have the "freedom" to spew your noxious putrid effluent
> in PUBLIC places, addict.

Can you help with the cars spewing their toxins, arseholes fertilizing their
lawns poisoning the water, and idiots building decks with arsenic laden
lumber that further poisons the water?

And chew on this health problem:
Americans Hit Weight Record: 1 In 4 Officially Obese!

I don't like the smell of urine in the subway. Can you please fix
that, too?


And nobody mentioned Rastafari. I bet RC© would hesitate to burn one
with any of us. Of course, anyone who thinks their name is actually
copyrighted should avoid using any drugs, unless prescribed by their
psychiatrist.

-EJ©

"The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve, nor will he
ever receive, either." - Ben Franklin©

Re: smoking as a pathetic drug addiction !

Cup O' Joes wrote:
>>>Any you can incorporate the Church of Anger and Hate.
>
>
> Any you? What?

Yeah, yeah, yeah - I made a typo - meant to say "and" instead of "any".
>
>
>>You no longer have the "freedom" to spew your noxious putrid effluent
>>in PUBLIC places, addict.
>
>
> I don't like the smell of urine in the subway. Can you please fix
> that, too?
>
>
> And nobody mentioned Rastafari. I bet RC© would hesitate to burn one
> with any of us. Of course, anyone who thinks their name is actually
> copyrighted should avoid using any drugs, unless prescribed by their
> psychiatrist.
>
> -EJ©
>
> "The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve, nor will he
> ever receive, either." - Ben Franklin©
>
>

Re: smoking as a pathetic drug addiction !


> > Any you?     What?
>
> Yeah, yeah, yeah - I made a typo - meant to say "and" instead of "any".


NMOA - I most humbly appologize. I was blinded by rc's overwelming
hatred and mis-read the post as his. Please do forgive me. I love
everyone, smokers, non-smokers and even ignorant, arrogant boneheads
like RC who aren't smart enough or mature enough to accept that
everyone has the god given right to do as they please with their own
body. Again, I do apologize.

Eric

Re: smoking as a pathetic drug addiction !

Cup O' Joes wrote:
>>> Any you? What?
>>
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah - I made a typo - meant to say "and" instead of
>> "any".
>
>
> NMOA - I most humbly appologize. I was blinded by rc's overwelming
> hatred and mis-read the post as his.


Blinded by someone else's supposed hatred?

You really are a deluded sociopath, aren't you?

> Please do forgive me. I love
> everyone, smokers, non-smokers and even ignorant, arrogant boneheads
> like RC who aren't smart enough or mature enough to accept that
> everyone has the god given right to do as they please with their own
> body.

You're lying again, jackass.

There is NO RIGHT to smoke in public. Never was, never will be.

Got it, moron?

Re: smoking as a pathetic drug addiction !

Prof. Jonez wrote:
> Cup O' Joes wrote:
>
>>>>Any you? What?
>>>
>>>Yeah, yeah, yeah - I made a typo - meant to say "and" instead of
>>>"any".
>>
>>
>>NMOA - I most humbly appologize. I was blinded by rc's overwelming
>>hatred and mis-read the post as his.
>
>
>
> Blinded by someone else's supposed hatred?
>
> You really are a deluded sociopath, aren't you?
>
>
>>Please do forgive me. I love
>>everyone, smokers, non-smokers and even ignorant, arrogant boneheads
>>like RC who aren't smart enough or mature enough to accept that
>>everyone has the god given right to do as they please with their own
>>body.
>
>
> You're lying again, jackass.
>
> There is NO RIGHT to smoke in public. Never was, never will be.
>
> Got it, moron?
>
>

Wow - You are quite pathetic. When was the last time you took your
mother's cock out of your mouth?

Re: smoking as a pathetic drug addiction !

Reality Check© wrote:
> "not much of anyone" <no.spam@pl.ease> wrote in message
> news:5didnQ5rnbQRjh3VnZ2dnUVZ v3inZ2d@comcast,com ...
>
>>Reality Check© wrote:
>>
>>>"not much of anyone" <no.spam@pl.ease> wrote in message
>>>news:QY2dnX mhKhoVOPVnZ2dnUVZ sjinZ2d@comcast,com ...
>>>
>>>
>>>>Suck it aunties!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> http :// www .dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2008/07/smoking ban leads to new relig.php
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Smoking ban leads to new religion
>>>>
>>>>Wednesday 16 July 2008
>>>>
>>>>Café owners in the Netherlands are joining religious movement known as
>>>>the One and Universal Smokers Church of God, the Telegraaf reports on
>>>>Wednesday.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Sure addict, now all you have to do is start the Church of Meth, Church
>>>of Heroin,
>>>Church of Cocaine, etc and you can *try* to backdoor the rest of your
>>>drug addicted
>>>brethren ...
>>>
>>>ROTFLMAO !!.
>>
>>Any you can incorporate the Church of Anger and Hate.
>>
>>What exactly is it that bothers you so much about people gathering
>>peacefully and enjoying certain freedoms?
>
>
> You no longer have the "freedom" to spew your noxious putrid effluent
> in PUBLIC places, addict.
>

That statement must be qualified by the fact that in the vast majority
of "PUBLIC" places, I can freely smoke. I can still smoke in parks, on
the sidewalks, and in the patio areas of many restaurants and bars.

I see you continue to show your anger by continuing to use the term
"addict" as a pejorative. It is a manifestation of your hatred, but I
do not question your right to do so - it is a matter of free speech.

>
>>Can you explain that in rational terms? Or will you just resort to more
>>hate?
>
>
> Here's a clue: It's the SMOKE, stupid.
>

Care to call me any more names?

Care to try again? Why can't you explain why you hate the fact that
some places - if not restricted by law - would continue to allow smoking?

Do you ever go to many of these places whose patrons wish to smoke?

Of course you don't.

>
>>Legalize Freedom!
>

And legalize bluegrass too.

Re: smoking as a pathetic drug addiction !

On Jul 17, 4:36 pm, "Reality Check©" <Real...@Check,it > wrote:
> "not much of anyone" <no.s...@pl.ease> wrote in messagenews:QY2dnX mhKhoVOPVnZ2dnUVZ sjinZ2d@comcast,com ...
>
> > Suck it aunties!
>
> > http :// www .dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2008/07/smoking ban leads to ne...
>
> > Smoking ban leads to new religion
>
> > Wednesday 16 July 2008
>
> > Café owners in the Netherlands are joining religious movement known as the
> > One and Universal Smokers Church of God, the Telegraaf reports on
> > Wednesday.
>
> Sure addict, now all you have to do is start the Church of Meth, Church of
> Heroin,
> Church of Cocaine, etc and you can *try* to backdoor the rest of your drug
> addicted
> brethren ...
>
> ROTFLMAO !!.

Reality Check?

someone who likes to discriminate against others in today's society is
in for a BFRC...

Re: smoking as a pathetic drug addiction !

If they ever start a, Church of the Divine Horse's Ass, you could be a
founding member for sure!


On Jul 17, 4:36 pm, "Reality Check©" <Real...@Check,it > wrote:
> "not much of anyone" <no.s...@pl.ease> wrote in messagenews:QY2dnX mhKhoVOPVnZ2dnUVZ sjinZ2d@comcast,com ...
>
> > Suck it aunties!
>
> > http :// www .dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2008/07/smoking ban leads to ne...
>
> > Smoking ban leads to new religion
>
> > Wednesday 16 July 2008
>
> > Café owners in the Netherlands are joining religious movement known as the
> > One and Universal Smokers Church of God, the Telegraaf reports on
> > Wednesday.
>
> Sure addict, now all you have to do is start the Church of Meth, Church of
> Heroin,
> Church of Cocaine, etc and you can *try* to backdoor the rest of your drug
> addicted
> brethren ...
>
> ROTFLMAO !!.

Re: smoking as a pathetic drug addiction !


"randyw" <randyw41a@yahoo,com > wrote in message
news:8d8c4f3c-6a92-4d0e-aa10-aceb9c603d26@b2g2000prf.googlegroups,com ...
If they ever start a, Church of the Divine Horse's Ass, you could be a
founding member for sure!

========

And you'd be the sacrament ... er, excrement ....




On Jul 17, 4:36 pm, "Reality_Check©" <Real...@Check,it > wrote:
> "not much of anyone" <no.s...@pl.ease> wrote in
> messagenews:QY2dnX_mhKhoVOPVnZ2dnUVZ_sjinZ2d@comcast,com ...
>
> > Suck it aunties!
>
> > http :// www .dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2008/07/smoking_ban_leads_to_ne...
>
> > Smoking ban leads to new religion
>
> > Wednesday 16 July 2008
>
> > Café owners in the Netherlands are joining religious movement known as
> > the
> > One and Universal Smokers Church of God, the Telegraaf reports on
> > Wednesday.
>
> Sure addict, now all you have to do is start the Church of Meth, Church of
> Heroin,
> Church of Cocaine, etc and you can *try* to backdoor the rest of your drug
> addicted
> brethren ...
>
> ROTFLMAO !!.

Re: smoking as a pathetic drug addiction !

On Jul 20, 3:44 am, randyw <randyw...@yahoo,com > wrote:
> If they ever start a, Church of the Divine Horse's Ass, you could be a
> founding member for sure!
>
> On Jul 17, 4:36 pm, "Reality Check©" <Real...@Check,it > wrote:
>
>
>
> > "not much of anyone" <no.s...@pl.ease> wrote in messagenews:QY2dnX mhKhoVOPVnZ2dnUVZ sjinZ2d@comcast,com ...
>
> > > Suck it aunties!
>
> > > http :// www .dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2008/07/smoking ban leads to ne...
>
> > > Smoking ban leads to new religion
>
> > > Wednesday 16 July 2008
>
> > > Café owners in the Netherlands are joining religious movement known as the
> > > One and Universal Smokers Church of God, the Telegraaf reports on
> > > Wednesday.
>
> > Sure addict, now all you have to do is start the Church of Meth, Church of
> > Heroin,
> > Church of Cocaine, etc and you can *try* to backdoor the rest of your drug
> > addicted
> > brethren ...
>
> > ROTFLMAO !!.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

It seems some people have forgotten the basics of life . I know a man
who once sayed "Do unto others as ye would have them do unto you " He
also sayed "Judge ye not least ye shal be judged " Two simple ruels
that make this imperfect life more bearable . What say we try it for a
fiew days and see how we feel ?