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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Reply from: The BIG N
Date: 24 May 2008, 23:20
JOKE OF THE WEEK

Beijing banning smoking for olympics (wink-wink). The Big N's China
sources tell The BIG N that it's a P.R. ruse to accommodate the
extremist whack-jobs like the nuts who troll this(a smoker's) forum.
So don't get your panties all moist at the thought of a "ban" ladies.
Aside from the spin and the facade, it ain't gonna be enforced. So if
you "high rollers" have any thoughts of going over, be prepared for
your usual whining. The BIG n is contemplating the trip. Not for the
olympics per se, but just for the giggles.

The BIG N - still not affected by ANY ban. LOL!

Reply from: Shawn Hirn
Date: 25 May 2008, 02:53
Re: JOKE OF THE WEEK

In article
<de4a9b33-b0b6-4397-b02b-e9dfaf558efc@e39g2000hsf.googlegroups,com >,
The BIG N <nizo1@verizon,net > wrote:

> Beijing banning smoking for olympics (wink-wink). The Big N's China
> sources tell The BIG N that it's a P.R. ruse to accommodate the
> extremist whack-jobs like the nuts who troll this(a smoker's) forum.
> So don't get your panties all moist at the thought of a "ban" ladies.
> Aside from the spin and the facade, it ain't gonna be enforced. So if
> you "high rollers" have any thoughts of going over, be prepared for
> your usual whining. The BIG n is contemplating the trip. Not for the
> olympics per se, but just for the giggles.

You? Contemplating a trip all the way from Pennsylvania to China? Only
in your dreams. If the Chinese government was so concerned about what
the westerners think, they would help bring peace to Burma and Tibet and
stop monkeying with the value of their currency, not to mention, crack
down on intellectual property violations.

Reply from: The BIG N
Date: 25 May 2008, 07:32
Re: JOKE OF THE WEEK

On May 24, 8:53 pm, Shawn Hirn <s...@comcast,net > wrote:
> In article
> <de4a9b33-b0b6-4397-b02b-e9dfaf558...@e39g2000hsf.googlegroups,com >,
>  The BIG N <ni...@verizon,net > wrote:
>
> > Beijing banning smoking for olympics (wink-wink). The Big N's China
> > sources tell The BIG N that it's a P.R. ruse to accommodate the
> > extremist whack-jobs like the nuts who troll this(a smoker's) forum.
> > So don't get your panties all moist at the thought of a "ban" ladies.
> > Aside from the spin and the facade, it ain't gonna be enforced.  So if
> > you "high rollers" have any thoughts of going over, be prepared for
> > your usual whining. The BIG n is contemplating the trip. Not for the
> > olympics per se, but just for the giggles.
>
> You? Contemplating a trip all the way from Pennsylvania to China? Only
> in your dreams. If the Chinese government was so concerned about what
> the westerners think, they would help bring peace to Burma and Tibet and
> stop monkeying with the value of their currency, not to mention, crack
> down on intellectual property violations.

And your arm-chair Fox News spin has what to do with my topic? You'll
take any opportunity to showcase your "little knowledge is a dangerous
thing" simple minded cliches won't you? Whadda frustrated doofus. LOL!

TBN

Reply from: Shawn Hirn
Date: 25 May 2008, 13:20
Re: JOKE OF THE WEEK

In article
<854fee45-72cd-4de5-b73e-e10dd72f9aa6@e53g2000hsa.googlegroups,com >,
The BIG N <nizo1@verizon,net > wrote:

> On May 24, 8:53 pm, Shawn Hirn <s...@comcast,net > wrote:
> > In article
> > <de4a9b33-b0b6-4397-b02b-e9dfaf558...@e39g2000hsf.googlegroups,com >,
> >  The BIG N <ni...@verizon,net > wrote:
> >
> > > Beijing banning smoking for olympics (wink-wink). The Big N's China
> > > sources tell The BIG N that it's a P.R. ruse to accommodate the
> > > extremist whack-jobs like the nuts who troll this(a smoker's) forum.
> > > So don't get your panties all moist at the thought of a "ban" ladies.
> > > Aside from the spin and the facade, it ain't gonna be enforced.  So if
> > > you "high rollers" have any thoughts of going over, be prepared for
> > > your usual whining. The BIG n is contemplating the trip. Not for the
> > > olympics per se, but just for the giggles.
> >
> > You? Contemplating a trip all the way from Pennsylvania to China? Only
> > in your dreams. If the Chinese government was so concerned about what
> > the westerners think, they would help bring peace to Burma and Tibet and
> > stop monkeying with the value of their currency, not to mention, crack
> > down on intellectual property violations.
>
> And your arm-chair Fox News spin has what to do with my topic? You'll
> take any opportunity to showcase your "little knowledge is a dangerous
> thing" simple minded cliches won't you? Whadda frustrated doofus. LOL!

We all know, you would never embark on such a trip because it would mean
you would have to abstain from smoking your putrid cigars during the
long flight. In addition, you would have to give up your addiction to
trolling this newsgroup, and we all know, you won't do that because you
are the nicotine addicts' self-proclaimed savior.

Reply from: The BIG N
Date: 25 May 2008, 15:09
Re: JOKE OF THE WEEK

On May 25, 7:20 am, Shawn Hirn <s...@comcast,net > wrote:
> In article
> <854fee45-72cd-4de5-b73e-e10dd72f9...@e53g2000hsa.googlegroups,com >,
>  The BIG N <ni...@verizon,net > wrote:
>
>
>
> > On May 24, 8:53 pm, Shawn Hirn <s...@comcast,net > wrote:
> > > In article
> > > <de4a9b33-b0b6-4397-b02b-e9dfaf558...@e39g2000hsf.googlegroups,com >,
> > >  The BIG N <ni...@verizon,net > wrote:
>
> > > > Beijing banning smoking for olympics (wink-wink). The Big N's China
> > > > sources tell The BIG N that it's a P.R. ruse to accommodate the
> > > > extremist whack-jobs like the nuts who troll this(a smoker's) forum.
> > > > So don't get your panties all moist at the thought of a "ban" ladies.
> > > > Aside from the spin and the facade, it ain't gonna be enforced.  So if
> > > > you "high rollers" have any thoughts of going over, be prepared for
> > > > your usual whining. The BIG n is contemplating the trip. Not for the
> > > > olympics per se, but just for the giggles.
>
> > > You? Contemplating a trip all the way from Pennsylvania to China? Only
> > > in your dreams. If the Chinese government was so concerned about what
> > > the westerners think, they would help bring peace to Burma and Tibet and
> > > stop monkeying with the value of their currency, not to mention, crack
> > > down on intellectual property violations.
>
> > And your arm-chair Fox News spin has what to do with my topic? You'll
> > take any opportunity to showcase your "little knowledge is a dangerous
> > thing" simple minded cliches won't you? Whadda frustrated doofus. LOL!
>
> We all know, you would never embark on such a trip because it would mean
> you would have to abstain from smoking your putrid cigars during the
> long flight. In addition, you would have to give up your addiction to
> trolling this newsgroup, and we all know, you won't do that because you
> are the nicotine addicts' self-proclaimed savior.

You're silly. What's with the "we all know"? I thinks that it's
probably best that you speak for yourself and try to avoid dragging
others dow to your sub level of mindless generalizations, absurdities,
and well recorded stupidity. What you know about The BIG N is the same
as you about most things - very little to nothing. All based on your
trademarks of emotional projection, mindless assumptions, shallow
reasoning, self-appeasing twisted and convoluted attempts at logic,
slow thought processes and knee-jerk, defensive, poorly conceive
responses.

And who else but an idiot like yourself would refer to a smoker on a
smoker's group as a troll? Who else but a sick and senseless addicted
net-junkie, with 42,463 messages on more than 600 groups would be
senseless enough to display such blatant hypocrisy? And who else but
Troll Shane would continue to impose his well documented ignorance on
this group for unfathomable(and psychologically deep-rooted) reasons.
And finally, who else but this dimwit (aside from his trolling gal-
pals) would so painfully continue their futile sparring while trying
to get one over on The BIG N. Give it up troll. You'll never be in The
BIG N's league. You're too angry and too emotional and too dumb The
BIG N is a bit too smart for you and your gal-pals. Perhaps that's my
reason for responded and reacting to you mindless half-wits, i't's so
damn easy to feel so damn superior. What more can I say? (other than
you're a doofus) LOL!

The BIG N - trollin' the trolls and laughing all the way.


Reply from: Shawn Hirn
Date: 26 May 2008, 02:52
Re: JOKE OF THE WEEK

In article
<418d1c0e-b81d-492c-a1d1-aeabf668c9cf@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups,com >,
The BIG N <nizo1@verizon,net > wrote:

> On May 25, 7:20 am, Shawn Hirn <s...@comcast,net > wrote:
> > In article
> > <854fee45-72cd-4de5-b73e-e10dd72f9...@e53g2000hsa.googlegroups,com >,
> >  The BIG N <ni...@verizon,net > wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> > > On May 24, 8:53 pm, Shawn Hirn <s...@comcast,net > wrote:
> > > > In article
> > > > <de4a9b33-b0b6-4397-b02b-e9dfaf558...@e39g2000hsf.googlegroups,com >,
> > > >  The BIG N <ni...@verizon,net > wrote:
> >
> > > > > Beijing banning smoking for olympics (wink-wink). The Big N's China
> > > > > sources tell The BIG N that it's a P.R. ruse to accommodate the
> > > > > extremist whack-jobs like the nuts who troll this(a smoker's) forum.
> > > > > So don't get your panties all moist at the thought of a "ban" ladies.
> > > > > Aside from the spin and the facade, it ain't gonna be enforced.  So if
> > > > > you "high rollers" have any thoughts of going over, be prepared for
> > > > > your usual whining. The BIG n is contemplating the trip. Not for the
> > > > > olympics per se, but just for the giggles.
> >
> > > > You? Contemplating a trip all the way from Pennsylvania to China? Only
> > > > in your dreams. If the Chinese government was so concerned about what
> > > > the westerners think, they would help bring peace to Burma and Tibet and
> > > > stop monkeying with the value of their currency, not to mention, crack
> > > > down on intellectual property violations.
> >
> > > And your arm-chair Fox News spin has what to do with my topic? You'll
> > > take any opportunity to showcase your "little knowledge is a dangerous
> > > thing" simple minded cliches won't you? Whadda frustrated doofus. LOL!
> >
> > We all know, you would never embark on such a trip because it would mean
> > you would have to abstain from smoking your putrid cigars during the
> > long flight. In addition, you would have to give up your addiction to
> > trolling this newsgroup, and we all know, you won't do that because you
> > are the nicotine addicts' self-proclaimed savior.
>
> You're silly. What's with the "we all know"? I thinks

You don't think. If you thought, you wouldn't smoke.

Reply from: The BIG N
Date: 26 May 2008, 04:11
Re: JOKE OF THE WEEK

The erudite and loquacious Toll Shane <s...@NetJunkie,net > wrote:

>
> You don't think. If you thought, you wouldn't smoke.

Good come-back Troll Shane. You're really on the top of your game.
Mindless-twit.

TBN

Reply from: Robert
Date: 26 May 2008, 13:58
Re: JOKE OF THE WEEK

On Sun, 25 May 2008 20:52:09 -0400, Shawn Hirn <srhi@comcast,net > wrote:

>In article
><418d1c0e-b81d-492c-a1d1-aeabf668c9cf@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups,com >,
> The BIG N <nizo1@verizon,net > wrote:
>
>> On May 25, 7:20 am, Shawn Hirn <s...@comcast,net > wrote:
>> > In article
>> > <854fee45-72cd-4de5-b73e-e10dd72f9...@e53g2000hsa.googlegroups,com >,
>> >  The BIG N <ni...@verizon,net > wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > > On May 24, 8:53 pm, Shawn Hirn <s...@comcast,net > wrote:
>> > > > In article
>> > > > <de4a9b33-b0b6-4397-b02b-e9dfaf558...@e39g2000hsf.googlegroups,com >,
>> > > >  The BIG N <ni...@verizon,net > wrote:
>> >
>> > > > > Beijing banning smoking for olympics (wink-wink). The Big N's China
>> > > > > sources tell The BIG N that it's a P.R. ruse to accommodate the
>> > > > > extremist whack-jobs like the nuts who troll this(a smoker's) forum.
>> > > > > So don't get your panties all moist at the thought of a "ban" ladies.
>> > > > > Aside from the spin and the facade, it ain't gonna be enforced.  So if
>> > > > > you "high rollers" have any thoughts of going over, be prepared for
>> > > > > your usual whining. The BIG n is contemplating the trip. Not for the
>> > > > > olympics per se, but just for the giggles.
>> >
>> > > > You? Contemplating a trip all the way from Pennsylvania to China? Only
>> > > > in your dreams. If the Chinese government was so concerned about what
>> > > > the westerners think, they would help bring peace to Burma and Tibet and
>> > > > stop monkeying with the value of their currency, not to mention, crack
>> > > > down on intellectual property violations.
>> >
>> > > And your arm-chair Fox News spin has what to do with my topic? You'll
>> > > take any opportunity to showcase your "little knowledge is a dangerous
>> > > thing" simple minded cliches won't you? Whadda frustrated doofus. LOL!
>> >
>> > We all know, you would never embark on such a trip because it would mean
>> > you would have to abstain from smoking your putrid cigars during the
>> > long flight. In addition, you would have to give up your addiction to
>> > trolling this newsgroup, and we all know, you won't do that because you
>> > are the nicotine addicts' self-proclaimed savior.
>>
>> You're silly. What's with the "we all know"? I thinks
>
>You don't think. If you thought, you wouldn't smoke.

Does watching the Discovery Channel and listening to National Public Radio qualify me as a
thinker?

Isn't your assertion a tautology? I figured a college graduate like you would know what
that means. Being a HS dropout, I have no clue.

Reply from: Shawn Hirn
Date: 26 May 2008, 15:57
Re: JOKE OF THE WEEK

In article <v49l34hhf7960sn3kp4b63rlpp2d24slvo@4ax,com >,
Robert <no@e.mail> wrote:

> On Sun, 25 May 2008 20:52:09 -0400, Shawn Hirn <srhi@comcast,net > wrote:
>
> Does watching the Discovery Channel and listening to National Public Radio
> qualify me as a thinker?

Not necessarily.

> Isn't your assertion a tautology? I figured a college graduate like you would
> know what that means. Being a HS dropout, I have no clue.

Learn what satire is when you get a chance.

Reply from: The BIG N
Date: 26 May 2008, 20:29
Re: JOKE OF THE WEEK

On May 26, 9:57 am, Shawn Hirn <s...@comcast,net > wrote:
> In article <v49l34hhf7960sn3kp4b63rlpp2d24s...@4ax,com >,
>
>  Robert <n...@e.mail> wrote:
> > On Sun, 25 May 2008 20:52:09 -0400, Shawn Hirn <s...@comcast,net > wrote:
>
> > Does watching the Discovery Channel and listening to National Public Radio
> > qualify me as a thinker?
>
> Not necessarily.
>
> > Isn't your assertion a tautology? I figured a college graduate like you would
> > know what that means. Being a HS dropout, I have no clue.
>
> Learn what satire is when you get a chance.

And you please, Troll Shane, learn what the real world is like beyond
your newsgroups, shallow thinking, trolling mania, sophomoric armchair
ersatz "philosophy", and self deluded notion that you are not a pea-
brained hypocrite. If I forgot anything I'll catch you on your next
one after you bite down on this troll bait. Thanks goober LOL!

TBN




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