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US tax rebate

Reply from: Sac Dave
Date: 10 May 2008, 13:57
US tax rebate

YOUR TAX REBATE


The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If we spend
it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go
to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras , and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan .
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan None of it will help the
American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy
prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos,
since these are the only products still produced in the USA .

Thank you for your help & please support the US



Reply from: VampX
Date: 10 May 2008, 14:34
Re: US tax rebate

On 2008-05-10 21:57:53 +1000, "Sac Dave" <diacono@sbcglobal . net > said:

> he only way to keep that money here at home is to buy
> prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos,
> since these are the only products still produced in the USA .

Speaking of tattoos, Im seriously pondering getting my first one. I
have a design that Im about to scan and send off to a studio to see
what they think.
--

"Ray Rays Service Centre. Tune ups and more!"
-- A Dirty Shame.


Reply from: Restless Fingers Syndrome
Date: 10 May 2008, 15:33
Re: tats debate

VampX wrote:
>
>
> Speaking of tattoos, Im seriously pondering getting my first one. I have
> a design that Im about to scan and send off to a studio to see what they
> think.

tat's on women == whore branding.

tat's on men == white trash warnings.

No one can do better than your creator ( thanks Mom !) .


Reply from: RichCI
Date: 10 May 2008, 17:09
Re: tats debate

On May 10, 9:33 am, Restless Fingers Syndrome <r...@itch . com > wrote:
> VampX wrote:
>
> > Speaking of tattoos, Im seriously pondering getting my first one. I have
> > a design that Im about to scan and send off to a studio to see what they
> > think.
>
> tat's on women == whore branding.
>
> tat's on men == white trash warnings.
>
> No one can do better than your creator ( thanks Mom !) .


Rock and roll, blues and jazz musicians are all drug addicts.

Reply from: VampX
Date: 11 May 2008, 16:31
Re: tats debate

On 2008-05-11 01:09:29 +1000, RichCI <richci@gmail . com > said:

> On May 10, 9:33 am, Restless Fingers Syndrome <r...@itch . com > wrote:
>> VampX wrote:
>>
>>> Speaking of tattoos, Im seriously pondering getting my first one. I have
>>> a design that Im about to scan and send off to a studio to see what they
>>> think.
>>
>> tat's on women == whore branding.
>>
>> tat's on men == white trash warnings.
>>
>> No one can do better than your creator ( thanks Mom !) .
>
>
> Rock and roll, blues and jazz musicians are all drug addicts.

Ill say. Slack hoes
--

"Ray Rays Service Centre. Tune ups and more!"
-- A Dirty Shame.


Reply from: ythread
Date: 10 May 2008, 17:23
Re: US tax rebate


"VampX" <vampx@thescartissue . com > wrote in message
news:2008051022344612848-vampx@thescartissuecom...
> On 2008-05-10 21:57:53 +1000, "Sac Dave" <diacono@sbcglobal . net > said:
>
>> he only way to keep that money here at home is to buy
>> prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos,
>> since these are the only products still produced in the USA .
>
> Speaking of tattoos, Im seriously pondering getting my first one. I have a
> design that Im about to scan and send off to a studio to see what they
> think.
> --
>
> "Ray Rays Service Centre. Tune ups and more!"
> -- A Dirty Shame.
>
i hate tattoos. the worst ones are the tramp stamps. nothing says low class
ho like a tattoo. jus sayin



Reply from: VampX
Date: 11 May 2008, 16:32
Re: US tax rebate

On 2008-05-11 01:23:03 +1000, "ythread" <ythread@att . net > said:

> i hate tattoos. the worst ones are the tramp stamps. nothing says low class
> ho like a tattoo. jus sayin

And there I was thinking low class ho was a promotion.
--

"Ray Rays Service Centre. Tune ups and more!"
-- A Dirty Shame.


Reply from: ythread
Date: 11 May 2008, 17:05
Re: US tax rebate


"VampX" <vampx@thescartissue . com > wrote in message
news:2008051200322526731-vampx@thescartissuecom...
> On 2008-05-11 01:23:03 +1000, "ythread" <ythread@att . net > said:
>
>> i hate tattoos. the worst ones are the tramp stamps. nothing says low
>> class
>> ho like a tattoo. jus sayin
>
> And there I was thinking low class ho was a promotion.
> --
>
> "Ray Rays Service Centre. Tune ups and more!"
> -- A Dirty Shame.
>
some small tattoos are not as offensive. tramp stamps are passé and show a
lack of originality.

my ex had a tattoo of a butterfly on her shoulder. it was a bit too big. the
artist made the feet too big on the butterfly and it she didn't like it. but
remember tattoos are forever unless you want to spend 100 times more to get
it removed.

i'd like to go into the tattoo removal business when all of these morons
realize what a stupid mistake they made. but we all make mistakes. i've done
my share



Reply from: Sylvester
Date: 11 May 2008, 03:48
Re: US tax rebate

VampX wrote:
>
>
> Speaking of tattoos, Im seriously pondering getting my first one. I have
> a design that Im about to scan and send off to a studio to see what they
> think.


I always think girls with tat's pointing to
the ass crack is an indication of guiding
markers to be assfucked.

Reply from: -- messaggio eliminato --
Date: 11 May 2008, 03:52
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Reply from: VampX
Date: 11 May 2008, 16:34
Re: US tax rebate

On 2008-05-11 11:48:47 +1000, Sylvester <cat@pussy . com > said:

> VampX wrote:
>>
>>
>> Speaking of tattoos, Im seriously pondering getting my first one. I
>> have a design that Im about to scan and send off to a studio to see
>> what they think.
>
>
> I always think girls with tat's pointing to
> the ass crack is an indication of guiding
> markers to be assfucked.

You think of assfucking a lot dont you. I bet you do.
--

"Ray Rays Service Centre. Tune ups and more!"
-- A Dirty Shame.


Reply from: Sylvester
Date: 11 May 2008, 23:31
Re: US tat rebute

VampX wrote:
>
> You think of assfucking a lot dont you. I bet you do.

Only when I see pot belly girls wearing short
shirts with an arrow pointing down
to the ass crack .. I really can't be the only one
who thought of that ?


Reply from: Gamma Ray Bursts U
Date: 11 May 2008, 21:43
Re: US tat rebute

Sylvester wrote:
> VampX wrote:
>>
>> You think of assfucking a lot dont you. I bet you do.
>
> Only when I see pot belly girls wearing short
> shirts with an arrow pointing down
> to the ass crack .. I really can't be the only one
> who thought of that ?
>
Think again...if it won't slow your heart beat too much ;-). mvm

Reply from: Rufus
Date: 12 May 2008, 00:46
Re: US tat rebute

Sylvester wrote:
> VampX wrote:
>>
>> You think of assfucking a lot dont you. I bet you do.
>
> Only when I see pot belly girls wearing short
> shirts with an arrow pointing down
> to the ass crack .. I really can't be the only one
> who thought of that ?
>

...well damn...I wasn't, but I am now...

--
- Rufus

Reply from: EricF
Date: 11 May 2008, 06:22
Re: US tax rebate

In article <2008051022344612848-vampx@thescartissuecom>, VampX <vampx@thescartissue . com > wrote:
>On 2008-05-10 21:57:53 +1000, "Sac Dave" <diacono@sbcglobal . net > said:
>
>> he only way to keep that money here at home is to buy
>> prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos,
>> since these are the only products still produced in the USA .
>
>Speaking of tattoos, Im seriously pondering getting my first one. I
>have a design that Im about to scan and send off to a studio to see
>what they think.

I always wanted to get one when I was young. I'm glad I didn't. I'm 53. What
looked good on a young thing doesn't usually age well.

Eric


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