Attention All Technicians and Engineers

Attention All Technicians and Engineers

Are you working extra hours but not making enough
to keep up with the rising cost of living?

Getting tired of doing the same thing day after day?

Is your boss or supervisor becoming too overbearing?

Are your clients becoming to overly demanding and
irrational?

What you need is a career change - TODAY!

Your wages will be doubled, perhaps tripled if
you come work with us at any corporation
connected with the Military Industrial Complex!

You can use your ingenious skills in designing
new and effective methods for death and destruction!
You can utilize your innovative imagination to
invent robust equipment to exterminate human beings
and to disable the weapons of our enemies!

And if you are the type who enjoys torturing and
vivisection of insects and animals, your pay would
quadruple in our torture and dismemberment
research and development department!

Additionally, if you happen to be of the Christian faith,
you will be assured huge bonuses every Christmas!
After all, who would Jesus bomb? Satan, of course!
Who would Jesus kill? Satan's army.
Who would Jesus destroy? Every godless liberal!

Be sure to send in your resumes quickly!
Time is running out! Satan and his minions
already have the USA surrounded and have
also infiltrated the souls of most Americans!
If you enlist with us, you will be one of the
few and fortunate survivors of this doomed planet.

God bless our bunkers!