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Day 7 - no Feds
BULLETIN - Dateline 05/05/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
No Feds spotted so far. There was a black SUV that
followed the 11 foot tall blazing white '07 Sprinter I've
been sneaking around Denver in, but it turned out
to be an old broad with two dogs and a bunch of
groceries. No Men in Suits spotted slinking around
in the alley behind the Evil Vlave's Nut Hut; there was
a pretty suspicious wino back there on Saturday,
but I think he was just catching some zees prior to
getting stinko at the Cinco de Mayo party downtown.
No white vans whith blackout windows seen lurking.
No suspicious clicks on the phone lines. No keyloggers
detected during Friday's scheduled virus scan.
And, mercifully, no more crank calls from Nark Mulay, at
least - so far.
Stay tuned. ;-)
Lord Valve
BaaaarrrrAAAACCCKKKK!! <Safety!>
(Damn, I gotta buy some Beano...)
BULLETIN - Dateline 05/05/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
No Feds spotted so far. There was a black SUV that
followed the 11 foot tall blazing white '07 Sprinter I've
been sneaking around Denver in, but it turned out
to be an old broad with two dogs and a bunch of
groceries. No Men in Suits spotted slinking around
in the alley behind the Evil Vlave's Nut Hut; there was
a pretty suspicious wino back there on Saturday,
but I think he was just catching some zees prior to
getting stinko at the Cinco de Mayo party downtown.
No white vans whith blackout windows seen lurking.
No suspicious clicks on the phone lines. No keyloggers
detected during Friday's scheduled virus scan.
And, mercifully, no more crank calls from Nark Mulay, at
least - so far.
Stay tuned. ;-)
Lord Valve
BaaaarrrrAAAACCCKKKK!! <Safety!>
(Damn, I gotta buy some Beano...)
Re: Day 7 - no Feds
>spam@uce.govOn Mon, 05 May 2008 10:35:14 -0600, Lord Valve <detritus@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>BULLETIN - Dateline 05/05/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
>No Feds spotted so far. There was a black SUV that
>followed the 11 foot tall blazing white '07 Sprinter I've
>been sneaking around Denver in, but it turned out
>to be an old broad with two dogs and a bunch of
>groceries. No Men in Suits spotted slinking around
>in the alley behind the Evil Vlave's Nut Hut; there was
>a pretty suspicious wino back there on Saturday,
>but I think he was just catching some zees prior to
>getting stinko at the Cinco de Mayo party downtown.
>No white vans whith blackout windows seen lurking.
>No suspicious clicks on the phone lines. No keyloggers
>detected during Friday's scheduled virus scan.
>
>And, mercifully, no more crank calls from Nark Mulay, at
>least - so far.
>
>Stay tuned. ;-)
>
>Lord Valve
>BaaaarrrrAAAACCCKKKK!! <Safety!>
>(Damn, I gotta buy some Beano...)
They are likely stationed around Mulays house waiting for his dealer
to arrive.
>spam@uce.govOn Mon, 05 May 2008 10:35:14 -0600, Lord Valve <detritus@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>BULLETIN - Dateline 05/05/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
>No Feds spotted so far. There was a black SUV that
>followed the 11 foot tall blazing white '07 Sprinter I've
>been sneaking around Denver in, but it turned out
>to be an old broad with two dogs and a bunch of
>groceries. No Men in Suits spotted slinking around
>in the alley behind the Evil Vlave's Nut Hut; there was
>a pretty suspicious wino back there on Saturday,
>but I think he was just catching some zees prior to
>getting stinko at the Cinco de Mayo party downtown.
>No white vans whith blackout windows seen lurking.
>No suspicious clicks on the phone lines. No keyloggers
>detected during Friday's scheduled virus scan.
>
>And, mercifully, no more crank calls from Nark Mulay, at
>least - so far.
>
>Stay tuned. ;-)
>
>Lord Valve
>BaaaarrrrAAAACCCKKKK!! <Safety!>
>(Damn, I gotta buy some Beano...)
They are likely stationed around Mulays house waiting for his dealer
to arrive.
Re: Day 8 - no Feds
BULLETIN - Dateline 05/06/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
Still no Men In Black. No suits with bulgy armpits.
No hardened lurks in the shadows. No clean-
looking winos checking the dumpsite for Easter
candy with one ear bitten off. No RCA micro choppers
with spy cams whispering by. No laser spots on the
front windows. No strange localized FR sources.
Only two ID-blocked hang-up calls yesterday.
(Maybe Narky-poo is getting smarter. Long
odds, but you can't win if you don't bet.)
Stay tuned. ;-)
Lord Valve
BaaaarrrrAAAACCCKKKK!! <Safety!>
BULLETIN - Dateline 05/06/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
Still no Men In Black. No suits with bulgy armpits.
No hardened lurks in the shadows. No clean-
looking winos checking the dumpsite for Easter
candy with one ear bitten off. No RCA micro choppers
with spy cams whispering by. No laser spots on the
front windows. No strange localized FR sources.
Only two ID-blocked hang-up calls yesterday.
(Maybe Narky-poo is getting smarter. Long
odds, but you can't win if you don't bet.)
Stay tuned. ;-)
Lord Valve
BaaaarrrrAAAACCCKKKK!! <Safety!>
Re: Day 8 - no Feds
On Tue, 06 May 2008 10:28:00 -0600, Lord Valve
<detritus@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>BULLETIN - Dateline 05/06/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
>Still no Men In Black. No suits with bulgy armpits.
>No hardened lurks in the shadows. No clean-
>looking winos checking the dumpsite for Easter
>candy with one ear bitten off. No RCA micro choppers
>with spy cams whispering by. No laser spots on the
>front windows. No strange localized FR sources.
>
>Only two ID-blocked hang-up calls yesterday.
>(Maybe Narky-poo is getting smarter. Long
>odds, but you can't win if you don't bet.)
>
>Stay tuned. ;-)
>
>Lord Valve
>BaaaarrrrAAAACCCKKKK!! <Safety!>
>
>
>
>
Don't tell Mullet that if you do enough meth and look at the windows
from the side you can see the red of infared generators listening to
your conversation and viewing your house...secret agents hide behind
trees and run to another tree when you aren't looking right at em
too...their brain readers tell em when to run...and if you think they
are watching you, you can call the local police and they will come
arrest them but you have to answer the door naked so they won't shoot
you instead...helps to be stroking your mule too...
On Tue, 06 May 2008 10:28:00 -0600, Lord Valve
<detritus@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>BULLETIN - Dateline 05/06/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
>Still no Men In Black. No suits with bulgy armpits.
>No hardened lurks in the shadows. No clean-
>looking winos checking the dumpsite for Easter
>candy with one ear bitten off. No RCA micro choppers
>with spy cams whispering by. No laser spots on the
>front windows. No strange localized FR sources.
>
>Only two ID-blocked hang-up calls yesterday.
>(Maybe Narky-poo is getting smarter. Long
>odds, but you can't win if you don't bet.)
>
>Stay tuned. ;-)
>
>Lord Valve
>BaaaarrrrAAAACCCKKKK!! <Safety!>
>
>
>
>
Don't tell Mullet that if you do enough meth and look at the windows
from the side you can see the red of infared generators listening to
your conversation and viewing your house...secret agents hide behind
trees and run to another tree when you aren't looking right at em
too...their brain readers tell em when to run...and if you think they
are watching you, you can call the local police and they will come
arrest them but you have to answer the door naked so they won't shoot
you instead...helps to be stroking your mule too...
Re: Day 8 - no Feds
On May 6, 1:18 pm, J.P. <jpas...@hotmail . com > wrote:
> On Tue, 06 May 2008 10:28:00 -0600, Lord Valve
>
>
>
> <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
> >BULLETIN - Dateline 05/06/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
> >Still no Men In Black. No suits with bulgy armpits.
> >No hardened lurks in the shadows. No clean-
> >looking winos checking the dumpsite for Easter
> >candy with one ear bitten off. No RCA micro choppers
> >with spy cams whispering by. No laser spots on the
> >front windows. No strange localized FR sources.
>
> >Only two ID-blocked hang-up calls yesterday.
> >(Maybe Narky-poo is getting smarter. Long
> >odds, but you can't win if you don't bet.)
>
> >Stay tuned. ;-)
>
> >Lord Valve
> >BaaaarrrrAAAACCCKKKK!! <Safety!>
>
> Don't tell Mullet that if you do enough meth and look at the windows
> from the side you can see the red of infared generators listening to
> your conversation and viewing your house...secret agents hide behind
> trees and run to another tree when you aren't looking right at em
> too...their brain readers tell em when to run...and if you think they
> are watching you, you can call the local police and they will come
> arrest them but you have to answer the door naked so they won't shoot
> you instead...helps to be stroking your mule too...
I can just hear Mulay yelling "don't tase me bro", while the the cops
who haven't collapsed to the pavement with near terminal giggles hunt
around on their duty belts for airsick backs and digital cameras.
No Secret Service here either. Looks like our names are somewhere in
Mulay's file. You can bet they red-flagged his happy ass.
On May 6, 1:18 pm, J.P. <jpas...@hotmail . com > wrote:
> On Tue, 06 May 2008 10:28:00 -0600, Lord Valve
>
>
>
> <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
> >BULLETIN - Dateline 05/06/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
> >Still no Men In Black. No suits with bulgy armpits.
> >No hardened lurks in the shadows. No clean-
> >looking winos checking the dumpsite for Easter
> >candy with one ear bitten off. No RCA micro choppers
> >with spy cams whispering by. No laser spots on the
> >front windows. No strange localized FR sources.
>
> >Only two ID-blocked hang-up calls yesterday.
> >(Maybe Narky-poo is getting smarter. Long
> >odds, but you can't win if you don't bet.)
>
> >Stay tuned. ;-)
>
> >Lord Valve
> >BaaaarrrrAAAACCCKKKK!! <Safety!>
>
> Don't tell Mullet that if you do enough meth and look at the windows
> from the side you can see the red of infared generators listening to
> your conversation and viewing your house...secret agents hide behind
> trees and run to another tree when you aren't looking right at em
> too...their brain readers tell em when to run...and if you think they
> are watching you, you can call the local police and they will come
> arrest them but you have to answer the door naked so they won't shoot
> you instead...helps to be stroking your mule too...
I can just hear Mulay yelling "don't tase me bro", while the the cops
who haven't collapsed to the pavement with near terminal giggles hunt
around on their duty belts for airsick backs and digital cameras.
No Secret Service here either. Looks like our names are somewhere in
Mulay's file. You can bet they red-flagged his happy ass.
Re: Day 8 - no Feds
"J.P." wrote:
> On Tue, 06 May 2008 10:28:00 -0600, Lord Valve
> <detritus@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>
> >BULLETIN - Dateline 05/06/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
> >
> >Still no Men In Black. No suits with bulgy armpits.
> >No hardened lurks in the shadows. No clean-
> >looking winos checking the dumpsite for Easter
> >candy with one ear bitten off. No RCA micro choppers
> >with spy cams whispering by. No laser spots on the
> >front windows. No strange localized FR sources.
> >
> >Only two ID-blocked hang-up calls yesterday.
> >(Maybe Narky-poo is getting smarter. Long
> >odds, but you can't win if you don't bet.)
> >
> >Stay tuned. ;-)
> >
> >Lord Valve
> >BaaaarrrrAAAACCCKKKK!! <Safety!>
> >
> >
> >
> >
> Don't tell Mullet that if you do enough meth and look at the windows
> from the side you can see the red of infared generators listening to
> your conversation and viewing your house...secret agents hide behind
> trees and run to another tree when you aren't looking right at em
> too...their brain readers tell em when to run...and if you think they
> are watching you, you can call the local police and they will come
> arrest them but you have to answer the door naked so they won't shoot
> you instead...helps to be stroking your mule too...
You are deeply disturbed. ;-)
But not compared to the Lo0nbat. Narc is the benchmark
(OK, the benchnarc) for whackjobs. Compared to him,
Lizzie Borden was Mother Theresa...
Lord Valve
BaaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!! <Safety!>
"J.P." wrote:
> On Tue, 06 May 2008 10:28:00 -0600, Lord Valve
> <detritus@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>
> >BULLETIN - Dateline 05/06/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
> >
> >Still no Men In Black. No suits with bulgy armpits.
> >No hardened lurks in the shadows. No clean-
> >looking winos checking the dumpsite for Easter
> >candy with one ear bitten off. No RCA micro choppers
> >with spy cams whispering by. No laser spots on the
> >front windows. No strange localized FR sources.
> >
> >Only two ID-blocked hang-up calls yesterday.
> >(Maybe Narky-poo is getting smarter. Long
> >odds, but you can't win if you don't bet.)
> >
> >Stay tuned. ;-)
> >
> >Lord Valve
> >BaaaarrrrAAAACCCKKKK!! <Safety!>
> >
> >
> >
> >
> Don't tell Mullet that if you do enough meth and look at the windows
> from the side you can see the red of infared generators listening to
> your conversation and viewing your house...secret agents hide behind
> trees and run to another tree when you aren't looking right at em
> too...their brain readers tell em when to run...and if you think they
> are watching you, you can call the local police and they will come
> arrest them but you have to answer the door naked so they won't shoot
> you instead...helps to be stroking your mule too...
You are deeply disturbed. ;-)
But not compared to the Lo0nbat. Narc is the benchmark
(OK, the benchnarc) for whackjobs. Compared to him,
Lizzie Borden was Mother Theresa...
Lord Valve
BaaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!! <Safety!>
Re: Day 8 - no Feds
On Tue, 06 May 2008 13:42:47 -0600, Lord Valve
<detritus@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>"J.P." wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 06 May 2008 10:28:00 -0600, Lord Valve
>> <detritus@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>>
>> >BULLETIN - Dateline 05/06/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>> >
>> >Still no Men In Black. No suits with bulgy armpits.
>> >No hardened lurks in the shadows. No clean-
>> >looking winos checking the dumpsite for Easter
>> >candy with one ear bitten off. No RCA micro choppers
>> >with spy cams whispering by. No laser spots on the
>> >front windows. No strange localized FR sources.
>> >
>> >Only two ID-blocked hang-up calls yesterday.
>> >(Maybe Narky-poo is getting smarter. Long
>> >odds, but you can't win if you don't bet.)
>> >
>> >Stay tuned. ;-)
>> >
>> >Lord Valve
>> >BaaaarrrrAAAACCCKKKK!! <Safety!>
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> Don't tell Mullet that if you do enough meth and look at the windows
>> from the side you can see the red of infared generators listening to
>> your conversation and viewing your house...secret agents hide behind
>> trees and run to another tree when you aren't looking right at em
>> too...their brain readers tell em when to run...and if you think they
>> are watching you, you can call the local police and they will come
>> arrest them but you have to answer the door naked so they won't shoot
>> you instead...helps to be stroking your mule too...
>
>You are deeply disturbed. ;-)
>
>But not compared to the Lo0nbat. Narc is the benchmark
>(OK, the benchnarc) for whackjobs. Compared to him,
>Lizzie Borden was Mother Theresa...
>
>Lord Valve
>BaaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!! <Safety!>
>
>
>
Muleface likely taught Dahmer
every thing he knew...
On Tue, 06 May 2008 13:42:47 -0600, Lord Valve
<detritus@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>"J.P." wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 06 May 2008 10:28:00 -0600, Lord Valve
>> <detritus@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>>
>> >BULLETIN - Dateline 05/06/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>> >
>> >Still no Men In Black. No suits with bulgy armpits.
>> >No hardened lurks in the shadows. No clean-
>> >looking winos checking the dumpsite for Easter
>> >candy with one ear bitten off. No RCA micro choppers
>> >with spy cams whispering by. No laser spots on the
>> >front windows. No strange localized FR sources.
>> >
>> >Only two ID-blocked hang-up calls yesterday.
>> >(Maybe Narky-poo is getting smarter. Long
>> >odds, but you can't win if you don't bet.)
>> >
>> >Stay tuned. ;-)
>> >
>> >Lord Valve
>> >BaaaarrrrAAAACCCKKKK!! <Safety!>
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> Don't tell Mullet that if you do enough meth and look at the windows
>> from the side you can see the red of infared generators listening to
>> your conversation and viewing your house...secret agents hide behind
>> trees and run to another tree when you aren't looking right at em
>> too...their brain readers tell em when to run...and if you think they
>> are watching you, you can call the local police and they will come
>> arrest them but you have to answer the door naked so they won't shoot
>> you instead...helps to be stroking your mule too...
>
>You are deeply disturbed. ;-)
>
>But not compared to the Lo0nbat. Narc is the benchmark
>(OK, the benchnarc) for whackjobs. Compared to him,
>Lizzie Borden was Mother Theresa...
>
>Lord Valve
>BaaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!! <Safety!>
>
>
>
Muleface likely taught Dahmer
every thing he knew...
Re: Day 9 - no Feds
BULLETIN - Dateline 05/07/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
Still no evidence of any interest by the United States Government
in Elrod Vavle's Nut Hut.
Although, I thought I smelled Brylcreem when I was
opening up this morning, and there *was* a half-eaten
doughnut on the sidewalk...but there was a pigeon
(presumably, non-robotic) eating it, so he could
have flown it in from parts unknown...
In other news, I had a large bowl of chili for dinner last
night (I broke down and let the wife make it; I'll give it a
C-, and that's only because she may read this some day...)
so if the G-Men have bugged the joint, they've got some
interesting listening in store for them.
Speaking of which...
Lord Valve
BaaaaaarrrrrrrAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!! <Safety!>
Historical reference for noobs and youngsters:
* w w w .youtube . com /watch?v=jRcRIbExrfg&feature=related
Next up: Wildroot Cream-Oil! Get some, Charlie!
BULLETIN - Dateline 05/07/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
Still no evidence of any interest by the United States Government
in Elrod Vavle's Nut Hut.
Although, I thought I smelled Brylcreem when I was
opening up this morning, and there *was* a half-eaten
doughnut on the sidewalk...but there was a pigeon
(presumably, non-robotic) eating it, so he could
have flown it in from parts unknown...
In other news, I had a large bowl of chili for dinner last
night (I broke down and let the wife make it; I'll give it a
C-, and that's only because she may read this some day...)
so if the G-Men have bugged the joint, they've got some
interesting listening in store for them.
Speaking of which...
Lord Valve
BaaaaaarrrrrrrAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!! <Safety!>
Historical reference for noobs and youngsters:
* w w w .youtube . com /watch?v=jRcRIbExrfg&feature=related
Next up: Wildroot Cream-Oil! Get some, Charlie!
Re: Day 10 - no Feds
BULLETIN - Dateline 05/08/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
Well, gosh - I'm at my wit's end here. I mean, I've done
everything I can to make the joint look inviting. I put out
bowls of fresh coffee and food - Starbuck's and Purina Fed
Chow (made from taxpayer dollars and nonlinear junction
detectors) but it doesn't seem like the Men in Black are
gonna come see me. I suppose I could put up some McCain
signs in the windows; perhaps I could goose-step from the
Mighty Whitey to the back door every day. Maybe I could
play some polkas on the store sound system - the German
kind, of course; Polish polkas wouldn't count, since I'm
a Polack and they'd probably *expect* me to play those.
I mean - what's an evil rightwing whacko to do, huh?
More chili for dinner last night, sorry, boys. Turn down
the gain on your audio gear, I think I feel a good one
coming on. Wouldn't want anyone to hear y'all cursing
in the van as you rip your headphones off.. . com pression,
that's the ticket. Speaking of which...
Lord Valve
BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!> <whew!>
BULLETIN - Dateline 05/08/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
Well, gosh - I'm at my wit's end here. I mean, I've done
everything I can to make the joint look inviting. I put out
bowls of fresh coffee and food - Starbuck's and Purina Fed
Chow (made from taxpayer dollars and nonlinear junction
detectors) but it doesn't seem like the Men in Black are
gonna come see me. I suppose I could put up some McCain
signs in the windows; perhaps I could goose-step from the
Mighty Whitey to the back door every day. Maybe I could
play some polkas on the store sound system - the German
kind, of course; Polish polkas wouldn't count, since I'm
a Polack and they'd probably *expect* me to play those.
I mean - what's an evil rightwing whacko to do, huh?
More chili for dinner last night, sorry, boys. Turn down
the gain on your audio gear, I think I feel a good one
coming on. Wouldn't want anyone to hear y'all cursing
in the van as you rip your headphones off.. . com pression,
that's the ticket. Speaking of which...
Lord Valve
BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!> <whew!>
Re: Day 10 - no Feds
On May 8, 7:34 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
> BULLETIN - Dateline 05/08/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
> Well, gosh - I'm at my wit's end here. I mean, I've done
> everything I can to make the joint look inviting. I put out
> bowls of fresh coffee and food - Starbuck's and Purina Fed
> Chow (made from taxpayer dollars and nonlinear junction
> detectors) but it doesn't seem like the Men in Black are
> gonna come see me. I suppose I could put up some McCain
> signs in the windows; perhaps I could goose-step from the
> Mighty Whitey to the back door every day. Maybe I could
> play some polkas on the store sound system - the German
> kind, of course; Polish polkas wouldn't count, since I'm
> a Polack and they'd probably *expect* me to play those.
>
> I mean - what's an evil rightwing whacko to do, huh?
>
> More chili for dinner last night, sorry, boys. Turn down
> the gain on your audio gear, I think I feel a good one
> coming on. Wouldn't want anyone to hear y'all cursing
> in the van as you rip your headphones off.. . com pression,
> that's the ticket. Speaking of which...
>
> Lord Valve
> BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!> <whew!>
You BASTARD.
On May 8, 7:34 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
> BULLETIN - Dateline 05/08/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
> Well, gosh - I'm at my wit's end here. I mean, I've done
> everything I can to make the joint look inviting. I put out
> bowls of fresh coffee and food - Starbuck's and Purina Fed
> Chow (made from taxpayer dollars and nonlinear junction
> detectors) but it doesn't seem like the Men in Black are
> gonna come see me. I suppose I could put up some McCain
> signs in the windows; perhaps I could goose-step from the
> Mighty Whitey to the back door every day. Maybe I could
> play some polkas on the store sound system - the German
> kind, of course; Polish polkas wouldn't count, since I'm
> a Polack and they'd probably *expect* me to play those.
>
> I mean - what's an evil rightwing whacko to do, huh?
>
> More chili for dinner last night, sorry, boys. Turn down
> the gain on your audio gear, I think I feel a good one
> coming on. Wouldn't want anyone to hear y'all cursing
> in the van as you rip your headphones off.. . com pression,
> that's the ticket. Speaking of which...
>
> Lord Valve
> BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!> <whew!>
You BASTARD.
Re: Day 10 - no Feds
cclawsonco@gmail . com wrote:
> On May 8, 7:34 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
> > BULLETIN - Dateline 05/08/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
> >
> > Well, gosh - I'm at my wit's end here. I mean, I've done
> > everything I can to make the joint look inviting. I put out
> > bowls of fresh coffee and food - Starbuck's and Purina Fed
> > Chow (made from taxpayer dollars and nonlinear junction
> > detectors) but it doesn't seem like the Men in Black are
> > gonna come see me. I suppose I could put up some McCain
> > signs in the windows; perhaps I could goose-step from the
> > Mighty Whitey to the back door every day. Maybe I could
> > play some polkas on the store sound system - the German
> > kind, of course; Polish polkas wouldn't count, since I'm
> > a Polack and they'd probably *expect* me to play those.
> >
> > I mean - what's an evil rightwing whacko to do, huh?
> >
> > More chili for dinner last night, sorry, boys. Turn down
> > the gain on your audio gear, I think I feel a good one
> > coming on. Wouldn't want anyone to hear y'all cursing
> > in the van as you rip your headphones off.. . com pression,
> > that's the ticket. Speaking of which...
> >
> > Lord Valve
> > BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!> <whew!>
>
> You BASTARD.
I killed Kenny?
Lord Valve
????????????????
cclawsonco@gmail . com wrote:
> On May 8, 7:34 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
> > BULLETIN - Dateline 05/08/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
> >
> > Well, gosh - I'm at my wit's end here. I mean, I've done
> > everything I can to make the joint look inviting. I put out
> > bowls of fresh coffee and food - Starbuck's and Purina Fed
> > Chow (made from taxpayer dollars and nonlinear junction
> > detectors) but it doesn't seem like the Men in Black are
> > gonna come see me. I suppose I could put up some McCain
> > signs in the windows; perhaps I could goose-step from the
> > Mighty Whitey to the back door every day. Maybe I could
> > play some polkas on the store sound system - the German
> > kind, of course; Polish polkas wouldn't count, since I'm
> > a Polack and they'd probably *expect* me to play those.
> >
> > I mean - what's an evil rightwing whacko to do, huh?
> >
> > More chili for dinner last night, sorry, boys. Turn down
> > the gain on your audio gear, I think I feel a good one
> > coming on. Wouldn't want anyone to hear y'all cursing
> > in the van as you rip your headphones off.. . com pression,
> > that's the ticket. Speaking of which...
> >
> > Lord Valve
> > BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!> <whew!>
>
> You BASTARD.
I killed Kenny?
Lord Valve
????????????????
Re: Day 10 - no Feds
On May 8, 8:29 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
> cclawso...@gmail . com wrote:
> > On May 8, 7:34 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
> > > BULLETIN - Dateline 05/08/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
> > > Well, gosh - I'm at my wit's end here. I mean, I've done
> > > everything I can to make the joint look inviting. I put out
> > > bowls of fresh coffee and food - Starbuck's and Purina Fed
> > > Chow (made from taxpayer dollars and nonlinear junction
> > > detectors) but it doesn't seem like the Men in Black are
> > > gonna come see me. I suppose I could put up some McCain
> > > signs in the windows; perhaps I could goose-step from the
> > > Mighty Whitey to the back door every day. Maybe I could
> > > play some polkas on the store sound system - the German
> > > kind, of course; Polish polkas wouldn't count, since I'm
> > > a Polack and they'd probably *expect* me to play those.
>
> > > I mean - what's an evil rightwing whacko to do, huh?
>
> > > More chili for dinner last night, sorry, boys. Turn down
> > > the gain on your audio gear, I think I feel a good one
> > > coming on. Wouldn't want anyone to hear y'all cursing
> > > in the van as you rip your headphones off.. . com pression,
> > > that's the ticket. Speaking of which...
>
> > > Lord Valve
> > > BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!> <whew!>
>
> > You BASTARD.
>
> I killed Kenny?
>
> Lord Valve
> ????????????????- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
At last report the toxic cloud had made it's way OVER Mt. Evans and
settled in the Fairplay (South Park for non locals) area. HazMat is on
standby, but since it's just Kenny so far no one is panicking. When
the livestock start to keel over we'll bring in the special suits.
On May 8, 8:29 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
> cclawso...@gmail . com wrote:
> > On May 8, 7:34 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
> > > BULLETIN - Dateline 05/08/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
> > > Well, gosh - I'm at my wit's end here. I mean, I've done
> > > everything I can to make the joint look inviting. I put out
> > > bowls of fresh coffee and food - Starbuck's and Purina Fed
> > > Chow (made from taxpayer dollars and nonlinear junction
> > > detectors) but it doesn't seem like the Men in Black are
> > > gonna come see me. I suppose I could put up some McCain
> > > signs in the windows; perhaps I could goose-step from the
> > > Mighty Whitey to the back door every day. Maybe I could
> > > play some polkas on the store sound system - the German
> > > kind, of course; Polish polkas wouldn't count, since I'm
> > > a Polack and they'd probably *expect* me to play those.
>
> > > I mean - what's an evil rightwing whacko to do, huh?
>
> > > More chili for dinner last night, sorry, boys. Turn down
> > > the gain on your audio gear, I think I feel a good one
> > > coming on. Wouldn't want anyone to hear y'all cursing
> > > in the van as you rip your headphones off.. . com pression,
> > > that's the ticket. Speaking of which...
>
> > > Lord Valve
> > > BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!> <whew!>
>
> > You BASTARD.
>
> I killed Kenny?
>
> Lord Valve
> ????????????????- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
At last report the toxic cloud had made it's way OVER Mt. Evans and
settled in the Fairplay (South Park for non locals) area. HazMat is on
standby, but since it's just Kenny so far no one is panicking. When
the livestock start to keel over we'll bring in the special suits.
Re: Day 10 - no Feds
cclawsonco@gmail . com wrote:
> On May 8, 8:29 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
> > cclawso...@gmail . com wrote:
> > > On May 8, 7:34 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
> > > > BULLETIN - Dateline 05/08/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
> >
> > > > Well, gosh - I'm at my wit's end here. I mean, I've done
> > > > everything I can to make the joint look inviting. I put out
> > > > bowls of fresh coffee and food - Starbuck's and Purina Fed
> > > > Chow (made from taxpayer dollars and nonlinear junction
> > > > detectors) but it doesn't seem like the Men in Black are
> > > > gonna come see me. I suppose I could put up some McCain
> > > > signs in the windows; perhaps I could goose-step from the
> > > > Mighty Whitey to the back door every day. Maybe I could
> > > > play some polkas on the store sound system - the German
> > > > kind, of course; Polish polkas wouldn't count, since I'm
> > > > a Polack and they'd probably *expect* me to play those.
> >
> > > > I mean - what's an evil rightwing whacko to do, huh?
> >
> > > > More chili for dinner last night, sorry, boys. Turn down
> > > > the gain on your audio gear, I think I feel a good one
> > > > coming on. Wouldn't want anyone to hear y'all cursing
> > > > in the van as you rip your headphones off.. . com pression,
> > > > that's the ticket. Speaking of which...
> >
> > > > Lord Valve
> > > > BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!> <whew!>
> >
> > > You BASTARD.
> >
> > I killed Kenny?
> >
> > Lord Valve
> > ????????????????- Hide quoted text -
> >
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> At last report the toxic cloud had made it's way OVER Mt. Evans and
> settled in the Fairplay (South Park for non locals) area. HazMat is on
> standby, but since it's just Kenny so far no one is panicking. When
> the livestock start to keel over we'll bring in the special suits.
I thought the "special suits" were the guys who are supposedly watching me.
If that's the case, they're already here...I just can't see 'em. ;-)
Lord Valve
BaaaaarrrrrAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK! <Safety!>
cclawsonco@gmail . com wrote:
> On May 8, 8:29 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
> > cclawso...@gmail . com wrote:
> > > On May 8, 7:34 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
> > > > BULLETIN - Dateline 05/08/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
> >
> > > > Well, gosh - I'm at my wit's end here. I mean, I've done
> > > > everything I can to make the joint look inviting. I put out
> > > > bowls of fresh coffee and food - Starbuck's and Purina Fed
> > > > Chow (made from taxpayer dollars and nonlinear junction
> > > > detectors) but it doesn't seem like the Men in Black are
> > > > gonna come see me. I suppose I could put up some McCain
> > > > signs in the windows; perhaps I could goose-step from the
> > > > Mighty Whitey to the back door every day. Maybe I could
> > > > play some polkas on the store sound system - the German
> > > > kind, of course; Polish polkas wouldn't count, since I'm
> > > > a Polack and they'd probably *expect* me to play those.
> >
> > > > I mean - what's an evil rightwing whacko to do, huh?
> >
> > > > More chili for dinner last night, sorry, boys. Turn down
> > > > the gain on your audio gear, I think I feel a good one
> > > > coming on. Wouldn't want anyone to hear y'all cursing
> > > > in the van as you rip your headphones off.. . com pression,
> > > > that's the ticket. Speaking of which...
> >
> > > > Lord Valve
> > > > BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!> <whew!>
> >
> > > You BASTARD.
> >
> > I killed Kenny?
> >
> > Lord Valve
> > ????????????????- Hide quoted text -
> >
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> At last report the toxic cloud had made it's way OVER Mt. Evans and
> settled in the Fairplay (South Park for non locals) area. HazMat is on
> standby, but since it's just Kenny so far no one is panicking. When
> the livestock start to keel over we'll bring in the special suits.
I thought the "special suits" were the guys who are supposedly watching me.
If that's the case, they're already here...I just can't see 'em. ;-)
Lord Valve
BaaaaarrrrrAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK! <Safety!>
Re: Day 10 - no Feds
On Thu, 08 May 2008 09:22:11 -0600, Lord Valve
<detritus@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>cclawsonco@gmail . com wrote:
>
>> On May 8, 8:29 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>> > cclawso...@gmail . com wrote:
>> > > On May 8, 7:34 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>> > > > BULLETIN - Dateline 05/08/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>> >
>> > > > Well, gosh - I'm at my wit's end here. I mean, I've done
>> > > > everything I can to make the joint look inviting. I put out
>> > > > bowls of fresh coffee and food - Starbuck's and Purina Fed
>> > > > Chow (made from taxpayer dollars and nonlinear junction
>> > > > detectors) but it doesn't seem like the Men in Black are
>> > > > gonna come see me. I suppose I could put up some McCain
>> > > > signs in the windows; perhaps I could goose-step from the
>> > > > Mighty Whitey to the back door every day. Maybe I could
>> > > > play some polkas on the store sound system - the German
>> > > > kind, of course; Polish polkas wouldn't count, since I'm
>> > > > a Polack and they'd probably *expect* me to play those.
>> >
>> > > > I mean - what's an evil rightwing whacko to do, huh?
>> >
>> > > > More chili for dinner last night, sorry, boys. Turn down
>> > > > the gain on your audio gear, I think I feel a good one
>> > > > coming on. Wouldn't want anyone to hear y'all cursing
>> > > > in the van as you rip your headphones off.. . com pression,
>> > > > that's the ticket. Speaking of which...
>> >
>> > > > Lord Valve
>> > > > BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!> <whew!>
>> >
>> > > You BASTARD.
>> >
>> > I killed Kenny?
>> >
>> > Lord Valve
>> > ????????????????- Hide quoted text -
>> >
>> > - Show quoted text -
>>
>> At last report the toxic cloud had made it's way OVER Mt. Evans and
>> settled in the Fairplay (South Park for non locals) area. HazMat is on
>> standby, but since it's just Kenny so far no one is panicking. When
>> the livestock start to keel over we'll bring in the special suits.
>
>I thought the "special suits" were the guys who are supposedly watching me.
>
>If that's the case, they're already here...I just can't see 'em. ;-)
>
>Lord Valve
>BaaaaarrrrrAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK! <Safety!>
>
When the cows can't run away, the local begin to play! MOO!!!!
On Thu, 08 May 2008 09:22:11 -0600, Lord Valve
<detritus@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>cclawsonco@gmail . com wrote:
>
>> On May 8, 8:29 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>> > cclawso...@gmail . com wrote:
>> > > On May 8, 7:34 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix . net com . com > wrote:
>> > > > BULLETIN - Dateline 05/08/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>> >
>> > > > Well, gosh - I'm at my wit's end here. I mean, I've done
>> > > > everything I can to make the joint look inviting. I put out
>> > > > bowls of fresh coffee and food - Starbuck's and Purina Fed
>> > > > Chow (made from taxpayer dollars and nonlinear junction
>> > > > detectors) but it doesn't seem like the Men in Black are
>> > > > gonna come see me. I suppose I could put up some McCain
>> > > > signs in the windows; perhaps I could goose-step from the
>> > > > Mighty Whitey to the back door every day. Maybe I could
>> > > > play some polkas on the store sound system - the German
>> > > > kind, of course; Polish polkas wouldn't count, since I'm
>> > > > a Polack and they'd probably *expect* me to play those.
>> >
>> > > > I mean - what's an evil rightwing whacko to do, huh?
>> >
>> > > > More chili for dinner last night, sorry, boys. Turn down
>> > > > the gain on your audio gear, I think I feel a good one
>> > > > coming on. Wouldn't want anyone to hear y'all cursing
>> > > > in the van as you rip your headphones off.. . com pression,
>> > > > that's the ticket. Speaking of which...
>> >
>> > > > Lord Valve
>> > > > BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!> <whew!>
>> >
>> > > You BASTARD.
>> >
>> > I killed Kenny?
>> >
>> > Lord Valve
>> > ????????????????- Hide quoted text -
>> >
>> > - Show quoted text -
>>
>> At last report the toxic cloud had made it's way OVER Mt. Evans and
>> settled in the Fairplay (South Park for non locals) area. HazMat is on
>> standby, but since it's just Kenny so far no one is panicking. When
>> the livestock start to keel over we'll bring in the special suits.
>
>I thought the "special suits" were the guys who are supposedly watching me.
>
>If that's the case, they're already here...I just can't see 'em. ;-)
>
>Lord Valve
>BaaaaarrrrrAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK! <Safety!>
>
When the cows can't run away, the local begin to play! MOO!!!!
