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OT: Fantasy Presidential Speech
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.PRESIDENT,
WEATHER DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
>
'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the
Iraq regime has been completed.
>
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war,
our mission in Iraq is complete.
>
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all
American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days.
It is now time to begin the reckoning.
>
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the
names of countries which have stood by our side during the
Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain ,
Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed
there.
>
The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of
the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
>
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign
aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
indefinitely.
>
The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for
the costs of the Iraqi war..
>
THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM
SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
>
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on
corruption.
>
Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call
France .
>
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to
redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we
still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations.
Terrorize us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your
friends from the face of the earth.
>
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China
>
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades.
We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mezamies.
>
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the
many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two
unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped,
shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to
this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those
tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be
turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New
York
>
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
try not pissing us off for a change.
>
Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt
government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple
extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess
where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.
>
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
starting now.
>
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll
be drilling for oil in Alaska- which will take care of this
country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an
environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2
above: pick a country and move there.
>
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by
saying, 'darn tootin.'
>
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent
life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of
just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in
America, It is time to eliminate homelessness in America .
>
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys.
We owe you and we won't forget.
>
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn
to speak Arabic.
>
God bless America
>
Thank you and good night.'
>
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are
reading it in English, thank a soldier.
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.PRESIDENT,
WEATHER DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
>
'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the
Iraq regime has been completed.
>
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war,
our mission in Iraq is complete.
>
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all
American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days.
It is now time to begin the reckoning.
>
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the
names of countries which have stood by our side during the
Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain ,
Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed
there.
>
The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of
the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
>
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign
aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
indefinitely.
>
The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for
the costs of the Iraqi war..
>
THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM
SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
>
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on
corruption.
>
Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call
France .
>
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to
redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we
still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations.
Terrorize us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your
friends from the face of the earth.
>
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China
>
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades.
We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mezamies.
>
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the
many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two
unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped,
shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to
this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those
tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be
turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New
York
>
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
try not pissing us off for a change.
>
Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt
government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple
extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess
where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.
>
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
starting now.
>
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll
be drilling for oil in Alaska- which will take care of this
country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an
environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2
above: pick a country and move there.
>
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by
saying, 'darn tootin.'
>
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent
life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of
just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in
America, It is time to eliminate homelessness in America .
>
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys.
We owe you and we won't forget.
>
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn
to speak Arabic.
>
God bless America
>
Thank you and good night.'
>
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are
reading it in English, thank a soldier.
Re: OT: Fantasy Presidential Speech
"J.P." wrote:
>
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.PRESIDENT,
> WEATHER DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
> >
> >
> 'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the
> Iraq regime has been completed.
> >
> Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war,
> our mission in Iraq is complete.
> >
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all
> American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days.
> It is now time to begin the reckoning.
> >
> Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the
> names of countries which have stood by our side during the
> Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain ,
> Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed
> there.
> >
> The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of
> the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
> distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
> >
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign
> aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
> indefinitely.
> >
> The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for
> the costs of the Iraqi war..
> >
> THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM
> SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
> >
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
> world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on
> corruption.
> >
> Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call
> France .
> >
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to
> redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we
> still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations.
>
> Terrorize us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your
> friends from the face of the earth.
> >
> Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China
> >
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
> France , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades.
> We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mezamies.
> >
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the
> many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two
> unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped,
> shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to
> this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those
> tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be
> turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New
> York
> >
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
> likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
> try not pissing us off for a change.
> >
> Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt
> government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple
> extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess
> where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.
> >
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
> starting now.
> >
> We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll
> be drilling for oil in Alaska- which will take care of this
> country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an
> environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2
> above: pick a country and move there.
> >
> It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
> citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by
> saying, 'darn tootin.'
> >
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent
> life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of
> just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in
> America, It is time to eliminate homelessness in America .
> >
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys.
> We owe you and we won't forget.
> >
> To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn
> to speak Arabic.
> >
> God bless America
> >
> Thank you and good night.'
> >
> If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are
> reading it in English, thank a soldier.
Now, that is a President I can vote for till the cows come home.
Regards,
Rich Koerner,
Time Electronics.
http :// www .timeelect,com
Specialists in Live Sound FOH Engineering,
Music & Studio Production,
Vintage Instruments, and Tube Amplifiers
"J.P." wrote:
>
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.PRESIDENT,
> WEATHER DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
> >
> >
> 'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the
> Iraq regime has been completed.
> >
> Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war,
> our mission in Iraq is complete.
> >
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all
> American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days.
> It is now time to begin the reckoning.
> >
> Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the
> names of countries which have stood by our side during the
> Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain ,
> Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed
> there.
> >
> The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of
> the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
> distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
> >
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign
> aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
> indefinitely.
> >
> The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for
> the costs of the Iraqi war..
> >
> THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM
> SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
> >
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
> world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on
> corruption.
> >
> Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call
> France .
> >
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to
> redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we
> still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations.
>
> Terrorize us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your
> friends from the face of the earth.
> >
> Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China
> >
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
> France , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades.
> We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mezamies.
> >
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the
> many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two
> unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped,
> shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to
> this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those
> tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be
> turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New
> York
> >
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
> likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
> try not pissing us off for a change.
> >
> Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt
> government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple
> extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess
> where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.
> >
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
> starting now.
> >
> We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll
> be drilling for oil in Alaska- which will take care of this
> country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an
> environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2
> above: pick a country and move there.
> >
> It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
> citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by
> saying, 'darn tootin.'
> >
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent
> life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of
> just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in
> America, It is time to eliminate homelessness in America .
> >
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys.
> We owe you and we won't forget.
> >
> To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn
> to speak Arabic.
> >
> God bless America
> >
> Thank you and good night.'
> >
> If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are
> reading it in English, thank a soldier.
Now, that is a President I can vote for till the cows come home.
Regards,
Rich Koerner,
Time Electronics.
http :// www .timeelect,com
Specialists in Live Sound FOH Engineering,
Music & Studio Production,
Vintage Instruments, and Tube Amplifiers
Re: OT: Fantasy Presidential Speech
WEATHER = WHETHER. And this mistake was not a typo.
This President is an idiot & I would never vote for him/her.
Mr Soul
WEATHER = WHETHER. And this mistake was not a typo.
This President is an idiot & I would never vote for him/her.
Mr Soul
Re: OT: Fantasy Presidential Speech
In article <9b9953cc-a09b-4a56-8161-9781642d8e8d@b64g2000hsa.googlegroups,com >,
The "genius" who poses as Mr Sole <pcDAW@comcast,net > howled:
>WEATHER = WHETHER. And this mistake was not a typo.
>
>This President is an idiot & I would never vote for him/her.
>
No solidarity with your own kind?
In article <9b9953cc-a09b-4a56-8161-9781642d8e8d@b64g2000hsa.googlegroups,com >,
The "genius" who poses as Mr Sole <pcDAW@comcast,net > howled:
>WEATHER = WHETHER. And this mistake was not a typo.
>
>This President is an idiot & I would never vote for him/her.
>
No solidarity with your own kind?
Re: OT: Fantasy Presidential Speech
> No solidarity with your own kind?
No Dem that I know has come out with such a policy.
Mr Soul
> No solidarity with your own kind?
No Dem that I know has come out with such a policy.
Mr Soul
Re: OT: Fantasy Presidential Speech
In article <fee92383-0eff-4d49-ad62-d9c6a912663a@l42g2000hsc.googlegroups,com >,
A Junior Acolyte of the Cult of the Chocolate Easter Bunny posing as
Mr Shoe <pcDAW@comcast,net > mutilated yet another thread:
>>> This President is an idiot & I would never vote for him/her.
>> No solidarity with your own kind?
>No Dem that I know has come out with such a policy.
>
Context is meaningful.
In article <fee92383-0eff-4d49-ad62-d9c6a912663a@l42g2000hsc.googlegroups,com >,
A Junior Acolyte of the Cult of the Chocolate Easter Bunny posing as
Mr Shoe <pcDAW@comcast,net > mutilated yet another thread:
>>> This President is an idiot & I would never vote for him/her.
>> No solidarity with your own kind?
>No Dem that I know has come out with such a policy.
>
Context is meaningful.
Re: OT: Fantasy Presidential Speech
"J.P." wrote:
[snip]
So...in other words.....those countries who did not feel compelled to join
us in this illegal and unconstitutional war....
(good grief)
Mike
"J.P." wrote:
[snip]
So...in other words.....those countries who did not feel compelled to join
us in this illegal and unconstitutional war....
(good grief)
Mike
Re: OT: Fantasy Presidential Speech
On Fri, 16 May 2008 13:16:08 -0500, Mike Pritchard
<mrp@no-spam.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>
>
>"J.P." wrote:
>
>
>[snip]
>
>So...in other words.....those countries who did not feel compelled to join
>us in this illegal and unconstitutional war....
>
>(good grief)
>
>Mike
JP just cut n pasted that...but the idea is the same...stand with our
enimies - go to them for cash handouts and other support...they better
be glad I am not president...most of that free cash would go away
within the first 6 months I was in office. I would use it to fund
Veteran's programs. Do you realize how many people die with heart
problems because of lack of dental care Charlie Brown?
On Fri, 16 May 2008 13:16:08 -0500, Mike Pritchard
<mrp@no-spam.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>
>
>"J.P." wrote:
>
>
>[snip]
>
>So...in other words.....those countries who did not feel compelled to join
>us in this illegal and unconstitutional war....
>
>(good grief)
>
>Mike
JP just cut n pasted that...but the idea is the same...stand with our
enimies - go to them for cash handouts and other support...they better
be glad I am not president...most of that free cash would go away
within the first 6 months I was in office. I would use it to fund
Veteran's programs. Do you realize how many people die with heart
problems because of lack of dental care Charlie Brown?
Re: Fantasy Presidential Speech
-snip-
>>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign
> aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
> indefinitely.
>>
> The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for
> the costs of the Iraqi war..
not even close.
-snip-
>>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign
> aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
> indefinitely.
>>
> The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for
> the costs of the Iraqi war..
not even close.
