BaaaaarrrrrAAAACCCCKKK O'Bunny pWN3d in Kain-tuck!

BaaaaarrrrrAAAACCCCKKK O'Bunny pWN3d in Kain-tuck!

Jeez, talk about yer ass-whuppin'...folks in the heartland jes'
don't seem to be a-resonatin' with His Easterbunniness.

Of course, they're just a bunch of fuckin' hicks - right?
Flyover country, huh?

The fat lady ain't sung a single note yet, but somethin'
tells me she's gonna be singin' in McCain's key when
she does - 'cause the bunny is gonna O'Bomb with
those bible-clingin' gun-totin' folks, who are going to
do a heap of votin' come time for it.

OK, leftoids - commence pissing yourselves in
outrage.

Lord Valve
BaaaaaarrrrrrAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!! <Safety!>

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Lord Valve <detritus@ix,net com,com > wrote:
> Jeez, talk about yer ass-whuppin'...folks in the heartland jes'
> don't seem to be a-resonatin' with His Easterbunniness.
>
> Of course, they're just a bunch of fuckin' hicks - right?
> Flyover country, huh?
>
> The fat lady ain't sung a single note yet, but somethin'
> tells me she's gonna be singin' in McCain's key when
> she does - 'cause the bunny is gonna O'Bomb with
> those bible-clingin' gun-totin' folks, who are going to
> do a heap of votin' come time for it.
>
> OK, leftoids - commence pissing yourselves in
> outrage.

Well the first thing you know ol Will's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Will, move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

RichL
Leftoid

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RichL wrote:

> Lord Valve <detritus@ix,net com,com > wrote:
> > Jeez, talk about yer ass-whuppin'...folks in the heartland jes'
> > don't seem to be a-resonatin' with His Easterbunniness.
> >
> > Of course, they're just a bunch of fuckin' hicks - right?
> > Flyover country, huh?
> >
> > The fat lady ain't sung a single note yet, but somethin'
> > tells me she's gonna be singin' in McCain's key when
> > she does - 'cause the bunny is gonna O'Bomb with
> > those bible-clingin' gun-totin' folks, who are going to
> > do a heap of votin' come time for it.
> >
> > OK, leftoids - commence pissing yourselves in
> > outrage.
>
> Well the first thing you know ol Will's a millionaire,
> Kinfolk said "Will, move away from there"
> Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
> So he loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
>
> RichL
> Leftoid

The million ain't no problem, but I'll give 'at Beverly place a miss.

LV

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Lord Valve wrote:

>> Well the first thing you know ol Will's a millionaire,
>> Kinfolk said "Will, move away from there"
>> Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
>> So he loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
>>
>> RichL
>> Leftoid
>
> The million ain't no problem, but I'll give 'at Beverly place a miss.
>
> LV

Good plan Willy, BH is for the svelte and fashionable. You'd do better
around Hollywood Blvd., plenty of folks who look quite a bit like you around
there, some perhaps even by choice.

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RichL wrote:

> Well the first thing you know ol Will's a millionaire,
> Kinfolk said "Will, move away from there"
> Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
> So he loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
>
> RichL
> Leftoid

What cracks me up is Obama loses say Kentucky and the usual suspects screech
and whoop over it, but he wins a state like Oregon and suddenly they're too
busy to comment on that, gotta go coil up some solder or something. By what
process of logic do you suppose they figure Kentucky's votes will count in
the fall but Oregon's won't?

Did you see that rally Obama had in Portland, 70,000 people turned out.
What do you figure the odds are McCain could get 70k to a rally? I'm still
guessing McCain will win in the fall however, unless Bush finds a few more
ways to screw things up in the next few months and taints McCain more by
association, and that's always possible.

Re: BaaaaarrrrrAAAACCCCKKK O'Bunny pWN3d in Kain-tuck!

DGDevin wrote:

> Did you see that rally Obama had in Portland, 70,000 people turned out.
> What do you figure the odds are McCain could get 70k to a rally?

Just out of interest, will 'reparations' be paid if Obama becomes president?

Re: BaaaaarrrrrAAAACCCCKKK O'Bunny pWN3d in Kain-tuck!

White Spirit wrote:
> DGDevin wrote:
>
>> Did you see that rally Obama had in Portland, 70,000 people turned
>> out. What do you figure the odds are McCain could get 70k to a rally?
>
> Just out of interest, will 'reparations' be paid if Obama becomes
> president?

That would still be up to Congress. Would he sign the bill or veto it?

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White Spirit wrote:

> DGDevin wrote:
>
> > Did you see that rally Obama had in Portland, 70,000 people turned out.
> > What do you figure the odds are McCain could get 70k to a rally?
>
> Just out of interest, will 'reparations' be paid if Obama becomes president?

Not by me. I'd go to war over that one.

Lord Valve
American

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>> Just out of interest, will 'reparations' be paid if Obama becomes
>> president?
>
> Not by me. I'd go to war over that one.
>
> Lord Valve
> American

Of course by "war" LV means refusing to fix any amps for federal government
agencies, tearing the tags off all his mattresses (in violation of the law!)
and just to show them he's really serious using messy handwriting filling
out the forms for the next census.

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DGDevin wrote:

> >> Just out of interest, will 'reparations' be paid if Obama becomes
> >> president?
> >
> > Not by me. I'd go to war over that one.
> >
> > Lord Valve
> > American
>
> Of course by "war" LV means refusing to fix any amps for federal government
> agencies, tearing the tags off all his mattresses (in violation of the law!)
> and just to show them he's really serious using messy handwriting filling
> out the forms for the next census.

No, I mean war.

You can be just as snide as you'd like - seems to be your
modus operandi anyway - but if the government wants to
take my money for bogus bullshit like "reparations," they'll
have to do it at gunpoint.

And guns point both ways.

Barack, to his credit, has said nothing about this at all,
from what I can see. Just a *hint* from him in this direction
would cost him any chance - however small - he has to
win the election. and he damn well knows it. "Reparations"
will *not* fly - ever. It's political suicide to mention this, and
His Imperial Chocolate Easterbunnyness will avoid it like
the plague. He's too smart to mess with it.

You don't see me sticking my hand out for "reparations"
from the King of England or the Czar of Russia, or Ghengis
Kahn, or the Nazis, or Ogg - who bonked Ugg on the head with
a rock and then porked Ugg's woman circa 50,000 BC - or any
other racial, ethnic, or political entity from days gone
by which/who fucked *my* ancestors over - they're all dead,
and I'm not looking for a payday from their descendants.

Lord Valve
American

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Lord Valve <detritus@ix,net com,com > wrote:
> DGDevin wrote:
>
>>>> Just out of interest, will 'reparations' be paid if Obama becomes
>>>> president?
>>>
>>> Not by me. I'd go to war over that one.
>>>
>>> Lord Valve
>>> American
>>
>> Of course by "war" LV means refusing to fix any amps for federal
>> government agencies, tearing the tags off all his mattresses (in
>> violation of the law!) and just to show them he's really serious
>> using messy handwriting filling out the forms for the next census.
>
> No, I mean war.
>
> You can be just as snide as you'd like - seems to be your
> modus operandi anyway - but if the government wants to
> take my money for bogus bullshit like "reparations," they'll
> have to do it at gunpoint.

So much for that fake patriotism. What a blowhard.

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RichL wrote:

> Lord Valve <detritus@ix,net com,com > wrote:
> > DGDevin wrote:
> >
> >>>> Just out of interest, will 'reparations' be paid if Obama becomes
> >>>> president?
> >>>
> >>> Not by me. I'd go to war over that one.
> >>>
> >>> Lord Valve
> >>> American
> >>
> >> Of course by "war" LV means refusing to fix any amps for federal
> >> government agencies, tearing the tags off all his mattresses (in
> >> violation of the law!) and just to show them he's really serious
> >> using messy handwriting filling out the forms for the next census.
> >
> > No, I mean war.
> >
> > You can be just as snide as you'd like - seems to be your
> > modus operandi anyway - but if the government wants to
> > take my money for bogus bullshit like "reparations," they'll
> > have to do it at gunpoint.
>
> So much for that fake patriotism. What a blowhard.

You're dumber'n a box of bricks, son.

Punishing the innocent for something done by someone
else a hundred-plus years ago is grounds for revolution. If
you don't "get" that, well - you're part of the problem.

Jefferson would have understood this.

You have my permission to make negative cracks
about Jefferson - after all, he wasn't a "real" American
by your lights.

And neither am I, and that's a good thing, as far as
I'm concerned.

Lord Valve
American

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Lord Valve wrote:

> Punishing the innocent for something done by someone
> else a hundred-plus years ago is grounds for revolution. If
> you don't "get" that, well - you're part of the problem.

The left-wing dogooders in our Government and those they have
brainwashed constantly use the sins (real or imagined) of the British
Empire to enforce their immigration policies and the double-standards
they introduce in order to paper over the cracks in their pip-dream
policies.

I don't understand the sense of guilt and self-loathing these people
must have. Most likely, those in Government don't possess either of
these - it's a matter of instilling them in others so that they will
make way for a foreign presense in our towns and cities to ensure a
steady stream of votes for the traitors in Government. Once the gravy
train got rolling, it just gathered momentum.

They haven't learned a thing from history. They think that removing the
right to think and speak (a la George Orwell's '1984') will prevent
Fascism and preserve democracy. This country is soon becoming another
Weimar Republic, and the seeds for civil war and militant aggression
have been sown by their quasi-Fascist policies.

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Lord Valve wrote:

> Punishing the innocent for something done by someone
> else a hundred-plus years ago is grounds for revolution. If
> you don't "get" that, well - you're part of the problem.

Willy, Willy, Willy. Your determination to pretend that liberals in general
and Obama in particular want to enact reparations suggests considerable
desperation on your part. Don't worry so much, McCain is probably going to
be President even if he does have a Democrat Congress to deal with, and once
the occupation of Iraq has put the U.S. a few trillion dollars more in debt
there won't be any money to pay reparations anyway. Of course they might
try something else, like forcing white-owned businesses to take on black
partners. Geez, LV with a black kid working with him, it would be like an
interracial Sanford and Son, except LV is somewhat less charming than Fred
Sanford. Imagine NBS with hip-hop playing on the shop radio, now that would
be worth a visit to see.

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Lord Valve wrote:

> No, I mean war.
>
> You can be just as snide as you'd like - seems to be your
> modus operandi anyway -

It's the only way to deal with a low-rent propagandist like you Willy, you
don't actually expect me to take you seriously do you son? Glue some
feathers on your ass and you'd be indistinguisable from Foghorn Leghorn.

> but if the government wants to
> take my money for bogus bullshit like "reparations," they'll
> have to do it at gunpoint.
>
> And guns point both ways.

Sure Falstaff, err, I mean Willy, you're a junkyard dog you are, tough as
nails, they'll have to send a battalion of Marines to dig you out.

Of course if any govt. ever did decide to do this they would choose a means
you'd be helpless to prevent, like a tax on fuel for your land-freighter.
What are you going to do to avoid paying, ride a bike? Now that's a LV
YouTube clip people would pay to see.

> Barack, to his credit, has said nothing about this at all,
> from what I can see. Just a *hint* from him in this direction
> would cost him any chance - however small - he has to
> win the election. and he damn well knows it. "Reparations"
> will *not* fly - ever. It's political suicide to mention this, and
> His Imperial Chocolate Easterbunnyness will avoid it like
> the plague. He's too smart to mess with it.

That was so slick, almost Byzantine in its cunning. You have no reason to
believe Obama would be in favor of reparations, you couldn't point to a
scrap of valid evidence to show he is, but you'd still love to plant the
suspicioun that he would love to do it if only he could get away with it.
People like you don't have the balls to deal with Obama straight up, so you
have to fall back on innuendo and propaganda and low-budget crap like the
Easterbunny thing. I don't think he's going to beat McCain, but it would be
hilarious if he did, guys like you would walk funny for a month before you
could unclench.

> You don't see me sticking my hand out for "reparations"
> from the King of England or the Czar of Russia, or Ghengis
> Kahn, or the Nazis, or Ogg - who bonked Ugg on the head with
> a rock and then porked Ugg's woman circa 50,000 BC - or any
> other racial, ethnic, or political entity from days gone
> by which/who fucked *my* ancestors over - they're all dead,
> and I'm not looking for a payday from their descendants.
>
> Lord Valve
> American

That is as it should be, the whole idea would require such massive legal and
political contortions as to be unworkable. Yes, some black American
organizations continue to chase the idea, they've even had apologies from
companies in business at the time that participated in slavery in some way,
e.g. insurance companies that wrote policies on slaves for their owners.
But going from symbolic gestures like that to payments of cash or land is so
unlikely that it's a bit surprising that even a posturing bargain-basement
demagogue like yourself would try it on for size, Obama must really be
causing you to lose sleep.