Re: ot: Elvis Aaron Presley Jr claims dad is alive or what not wearto dinnerRestless Fingers Syndrome wrote:
> I was wearing a shirt with a guitar on it
> at dinner tonight, and this hillbilly
> family asked me if the guitar pictured
> was Elvis's guitar.
>
> So, of course I said " only a guitar player
> would ask that !". thinking it was a good conversation
> started.
>
> Wow .. For the next 15 minutes .. they didn't shut up!
>
> This family of four, who barely had a full
> set of teeth among them, gave this long
> oral history of "Elvis Aaron Presley Jr"
> ( did you know E has a son out of wedlock ? )
> which they know as a long time
> family friend ( did I mention that the 45 year
> old son sitting with them had a Elvis hair dew
> and side burns .. keep singing passages of E songs ?) .
> They produced this video on the son's cell phone
> of Araon' Jr. singing with *dad* ...
>
> They assured me that E is alive, and they
> have met him in 1980's after his death. The *mother* sang with E
> during the 1970's in gospel churches around
> Memphis at that time and they had become friends.
>
> what'ch think ?
>
> Do you Hillary's universal health plan will cover Mental illness ?
One might speculate as to why you would be sitting down to dinner with
hillbillies...
Be that as it may, American folklore is replete with tales
of crafty rural folks having a laugh at the expense of some
hapless city slicker. And, truth be told, hillbillies often
make fine Americans. Just google Sgt. York, Audie
Murphy, Chesty Puller, etc. What - you've never heard
of any of them? How surprising....
"Dew" you think Hillary's education plan will start teaching
Americans about their heritage, or will she just pump 'em
full of global warming, feelgoodism, and disdain for anyone
who lives outside of a large city?
What'ch think?
Lord Valve
BaaaaaarrrrrAAAAACCCCKKKK! <Safety!>