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Re: Day 10 - no Feds


"J.P." <jpasano@hotmail,com > wrote in message
news:1dg624lk0d9ninsfh8gruglunqfbplvv23@4ax,com ...
> On Thu, 08 May 2008 09:22:11 -0600, Lord Valve
> <detritus@ix,net com,com > wrote:
>
>>cclawsonco@gmail,com wrote:
>>
>>> On May 8, 8:29 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix,net com,com > wrote:
>>> > cclawso...@gmail,com wrote:
>>> > > On May 8, 7:34 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix,net com,com > wrote:
>>> > > > BULLETIN - Dateline 05/08/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>>> >
>>> > > > Well, gosh - I'm at my wit's end here. I mean, I've done
>>> > > > everything I can to make the joint look inviting. I put out
>>> > > > bowls of fresh coffee and food - Starbuck's and Purina Fed
>>> > > > Chow (made from taxpayer dollars and nonlinear junction
>>> > > > detectors) but it doesn't seem like the Men in Black are
>>> > > > gonna come see me. I suppose I could put up some McCain
>>> > > > signs in the windows; perhaps I could goose-step from the
>>> > > > Mighty Whitey to the back door every day. Maybe I could
>>> > > > play some polkas on the store sound system - the German
>>> > > > kind, of course; Polish polkas wouldn't count, since I'm
>>> > > > a Polack and they'd probably *expect* me to play those.
>>> >
>>> > > > I mean - what's an evil rightwing whacko to do, huh?
>>> >
>>> > > > More chili for dinner last night, sorry, boys. Turn down
>>> > > > the gain on your audio gear, I think I feel a good one
>>> > > > coming on. Wouldn't want anyone to hear y'all cursing
>>> > > > in the van as you rip your headphones off..,com pression,
>>> > > > that's the ticket. Speaking of which...
>>> >
>>> > > > Lord Valve
>>> > > > BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!> <whew!>
>>> >
>>> > > You BASTARD.
>>> >
>>> > I killed Kenny?
>>> >
>>> > Lord Valve
>>> > ????????????????- Hide quoted text -
>>> >
>>> > - Show quoted text -
>>>
>>> At last report the toxic cloud had made it's way OVER Mt. Evans and
>>> settled in the Fairplay (South Park for non locals) area. HazMat is on
>>> standby, but since it's just Kenny so far no one is panicking. When
>>> the livestock start to keel over we'll bring in the special suits.
>>
>>I thought the "special suits" were the guys who are supposedly watching
>>me.
>>
>>If that's the case, they're already here...I just can't see 'em. ;-)
>>
>>Lord Valve
>>BaaaaarrrrrAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK! <Safety!>
>>
> When the cows can't run away, the local begin to play! MOO!!!!

http :// allhatnocattle,net /5708wass.gif

Re: Day 11 - no Feds

BULLETIN - Dateline 05/09/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:

Either these guys are *really* sneaky or they've simply
got more important shit to do.

Like pickin' their feet in Poughkeepsie. Or watching
paint dry. Or grass grow. Or golf <shudder>.

Hey, boys - since you're (presumably) in the area, allow
me to recommend the Blue Bonnet, which is just south
of my shop (1-1/2 blocks) on the other side of the
street. It's one of the best Mexican restaurants in
Denver.

Of course, if you have lunch there, you won't be too
stealthy afterwards, if you catch my drift. Speaking
of which...

Lord Valve
BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!>

Re: Day 11 - no Feds

On May 9, 9:22 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix,net com,com > wrote:
> BULLETIN - Dateline 05/09/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
> Either these guys are *really* sneaky or they've simply
> got more important shit to do.
>
> Like pickin' their feet in Poughkeepsie.  Or watching
> paint dry.  Or grass grow.  Or golf <shudder>.
>
> Hey, boys - since you're (presumably) in the area, allow
> me to recommend the Blue Bonnet, which is just south
> of my shop (1-1/2 blocks) on the other side of the
> street.  It's one of the best Mexican restaurants in
> Denver.
>
> Of course, if you have lunch there, you won't be too
> stealthy afterwards, if you catch my drift.  Speaking
> of which...
>
> Lord Valve
> BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!  <Safety!>

Now we know how they got the Monkey Ward building down so fast. I was
just thinking about that place -and the music shop that used to be in
there. What was the name of that place? First Bass? Or was that a
different one?
Chuck

Re: Day 11 - no Feds

cclawsonco@gmail,com wrote:

> On May 9, 9:22 am, Lord Valve <detri...@ix,net com,com > wrote:
> > BULLETIN - Dateline 05/09/08, HARM world headquarters, Denver, CO:
> >
> > Either these guys are *really* sneaky or they've simply
> > got more important shit to do.
> >
> > Like pickin' their feet in Poughkeepsie. Or watching
> > paint dry. Or grass grow. Or golf <shudder>.
> >
> > Hey, boys - since you're (presumably) in the area, allow
> > me to recommend the Blue Bonnet, which is just south
> > of my shop (1-1/2 blocks) on the other side of the
> > street. It's one of the best Mexican restaurants in
> > Denver.
> >
> > Of course, if you have lunch there, you won't be too
> > stealthy afterwards, if you catch my drift. Speaking
> > of which...
> >
> > Lord Valve
> > BaaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!>
>
> Now we know how they got the Monkey Ward building down so fast. I was
> just thinking about that place -and the music shop that used to be in
> there. What was the name of that place? First Bass? Or was that a
> different one?
> Chuck

No, "First Bass Denver" was in the store next to mine (skip one) where
"Music Gear Guys" is now.

I do remember a music shop there, but I don't
know what it was called. The big Wards was
a cool place.

Lord Valve
BaaaaarrrrrAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!>

Re: Day 12 - still no Feds

BULLETIN - Dateline 05/10/08, HARM World Headquarters, Denver, CO:

Well, I *did* see a dude in a black suit over at the post office
while I was shipping yesterday's orders. He was pretty tall -
around 6' 4" or so. There was this really hot Latina chick
with a low neckline, and she had hooters like a '54 Buick.
The Man in Black couldn't keep his eyes off 'em. He was
so interested in her frontage he damn near tripped over
a table leg when the line moved forward. At any rate, he
signed for an envelope and left, with several longing backward
glances at her fascinatin' rack.

Truth be told, I don't think our dedicated government
employees would spend time oggling titty while on
assignment, so I'll consign this incident to the "all-mosey,
very closey, but no cigar" file.

And now a word from our sponsor:

"PEENER PULL! PEENER PULL! NAZIS! NAZIS! NAZIS!
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!"

Back to you, Narc.


Lord Valve
BaaaarrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!>

Re: Day 12 - still no Feds

In article <4825A6D0.FEC7439@ix,net com,com >,
Lord Valve <detritus@ix,net com,com > wrote:
>BULLETIN - Dateline 05/10/08, HARM World Headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
>Well, I *did* see a dude in a black suit over at the post office
>while I was shipping yesterday's orders. He was pretty tall -
>around 6' 4" or so. There was this really hot Latina chick
>with a low neckline, and she had hooters like a '54 Buick.
>The Man in Black couldn't keep his eyes off 'em. He was
>so interested in her frontage he damn near tripped over
>a table leg when the line moved forward. At any rate, he
>signed for an envelope and left, with several longing backward
>glances at her fascinatin' rack.
>
>Truth be told, I don't think our dedicated government
>employees would spend time oggling titty while on
>assignment, so I'll consign this incident to the "all-mosey,
>very closey, but no cigar" file.
>
>And now a word from our sponsor:
>
>"PEENER PULL! PEENER PULL! NAZIS! NAZIS! NAZIS!
>ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!"
>
>Back to you, Narc.
>
>


Speaking of Great Tits...


http :// news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm

Re: Day 12 - still no Feds

"Claude V. Lucas" wrote:

> In article <4825A6D0.FEC7439@ix,net com,com >,
> Lord Valve <detritus@ix,net com,com > wrote:
> >BULLETIN - Dateline 05/10/08, HARM World Headquarters, Denver, CO:
> >
> >Well, I *did* see a dude in a black suit over at the post office
> >while I was shipping yesterday's orders. He was pretty tall -
> >around 6' 4" or so. There was this really hot Latina chick
> >with a low neckline, and she had hooters like a '54 Buick.
> >The Man in Black couldn't keep his eyes off 'em. He was
> >so interested in her frontage he damn near tripped over
> >a table leg when the line moved forward. At any rate, he
> >signed for an envelope and left, with several longing backward
> >glances at her fascinatin' rack.
> >
> >Truth be told, I don't think our dedicated government
> >employees would spend time oggling titty while on
> >assignment, so I'll consign this incident to the "all-mosey,
> >very closey, but no cigar" file.
> >
> >And now a word from our sponsor:
> >
> >"PEENER PULL! PEENER PULL! NAZIS! NAZIS! NAZIS!
> >ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!"
> >
> >Back to you, Narc.
> >
> >
>
> Speaking of Great Tits...
>
> http :// news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm

God bless the British... ;-)

LV

Re: Day 13 - still no Feds

BULLETIN - Dateline 05/11/08, HARM World Headquarters, Denver, CO:

On Sunday, the Lord rests.

Attention, Spooks - the Evil Vlave will be enjoying the cue sports
(9-ball and one-pocket) with His son at one of the local billiards
emporia. Said son just having produced his first stop-motion
video of the demise of a Taco Bell Dog figurine. It was fitting
revenge for all of the gastro-intestinal turmoil engendered in
various family members who succumbed (rarely, but still...)
to the desire for really bad Mexican food over the years.

Speaking of which...

Lord Valve
BaaaaarrrrrrAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!>

Re: Day 13 - still no Feds

On Sun, 11 May 2008 15:38:33 -0600, Lord Valve
<detritus@ix,net com,com > wrote:

>BULLETIN - Dateline 05/11/08, HARM World Headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
>On Sunday, the Lord rests.
>
>Attention, Spooks - the Evil Vlave will be enjoying the cue sports
>(9-ball and one-pocket) with His son at one of the local billiards
>emporia. Said son just having produced his first stop-motion
>video of the demise of a Taco Bell Dog figurine. It was fitting
>revenge for all of the gastro-intestinal turmoil engendered in
>various family members who succumbed (rarely, but still...)
>to the desire for really bad Mexican food over the years.
>
>Speaking of which...
>
>Lord Valve
>BaaaaarrrrrrAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!! <Safety!>
Taco Hell..Weedhead World Headquarters...

Re: Day 14 - FEDS STORM CASTLE VALVE!

BULLETIN - Dateline 05/12/08, HARM World Headquarters, Denver, CO:

No they didn't. Go back to sleep.


Lord Valve
BaaaaarrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!! <Safety!>

Re: Day 14 - FEDS STORM CASTLE VALVE!

On May 12, 7:37 pm, Lord Valve <detri...@ix,net com,com > wrote:
> BULLETIN - Dateline 05/12/08, HARM World Headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
> No they didn't.  Go back to sleep.
>
> Lord Valve
> BaaaaarrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!   <Safety!>

Well shit. I missed it.
Does this mean the mail will be late?

Re: Day 14 - FEDS STORM CASTLE VALVE!

cclawsonco@gmail,com wrote:

> On May 12, 7:37 pm, Lord Valve <detri...@ix,net com,com > wrote:
> > BULLETIN - Dateline 05/12/08, HARM World Headquarters, Denver, CO:
> >
> > No they didn't. Go back to sleep.
> >
> > Lord Valve
> > BaaaaarrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!! <Safety!>
>
> Well shit. I missed it.
> Does this mean the mail will be late?

Is it safe?

LV

Re: Day 15 - Feds Award Mulay Junior G-Man Badge

BULLETIN - Dateline 05/13/08, HARM World Headquarters, Denver, CO:

And a Secret Decoder Ring. Stay tuned!


Lord Valve
BaaaaarrrrrAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!! <Safety!>

Re: Day 15 - Feds Award Mulay Junior G-Man Badge

On Tue, 13 May 2008 19:27:50 -0600, Lord Valve
<detritus@ix,net com,com > wrote:

>BULLETIN - Dateline 05/13/08, HARM World Headquarters, Denver, CO:
>
>And a Secret Decoder Ring. Stay tuned!
>
>
>Lord Valve
>BaaaaarrrrrAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!! <Safety!>
>
>
Maybe they will assign him a one way misson to Iran to be with the
rest of his family...

Re: Day 15 - still no Feds

BULLETIN - Dateline 05/14/08, HARM World Headquarters, Denver, CO:

Think they have more important shit to do?

Maybe if I put a box of Krispy Kremes in the window...



Lord Valve
BaaaaaaarrrrrrrAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK! <Safety!>