Re: VOTE FOR BARACK!
"Lord Valve" <detritus@ix,net com,com > wrote in message
news:482A0043.8C8DA2AF@ix,net com,com ...
> Mike Pritchard wrote:
>
>> Lord Valve wrote:
>>
>> > Hmmm, His Royal Chocolate Easterbunnyness seems to have added seven
>> > new states, and he isn't even elected yet! That's a helluva trick, I
>> > gotta
>> >
>> > admit:
>> >
>> > http :// latimesblogs.latimes,com /washington/2008/05/new-patriotic-o.html
>> >
>> > So - the decision now is, do we want four more years of the Bush
>> > administration, or four more years of the Carter administration?
>> >
>> > Help us out, Jimmuh!
>> >
>> > Lord Valve
>> > BaaaaaarrrrrAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!! <Safety!>
>>
>> Now LV...if I didn't know better, I'd have to suggest your post indicates
>> a
>> touch of racism.
>
> Now Mike, I know what's up with that:
>
> Liberals apply the term "racist" to opponents to
> dismiss their arguments, and to paint them as
> unworthy of further debate.
>
> In fact, in the liberal lexicon, the term can be (and usually is)
> applied to anyone who says anything negative about anyone
> who is "a person of color" (jeez, is that lame - glad your side
> invented it...), no matter how benignly it may be couched, as
> long as the person making the statement is white. "People
> of color" (ROFLMAO!) who make negative statements about
> white people are, of course, exempt from the rule, for - as
> we all know - they're just pointing out the obvious. "Racist"
> is the leftoid all-purpose shutter-upper and debate ender.
>
> Right?
>
> Fortunately, I *do* know better, and that particular term rolls
> off me like water off a duck's back, since leftoids use it the
> same way nearly everybody uses "asshole" or "dipshit" - it's
> for taking the piss out of your opponent, whether you believe
> he is actually a racist or not. Of course, the "racist" label
> is much more serious, for it implies weakness of character
> and even lawbreaking, since there are many instances
> where racism is illegal. As a debate-ending epithet, it is
> almost without peer - unless you apply it to someone who
> isn't scared of it, and recognizes it for the bullshit that it
> is. Your crew is slowly removing the stigma from the term
> by using it constantly on people who don't deserve it, and
> in the next ten years or so (at the present rate of use) it
> will decay into complete meaninglessness, like "dipshit"
> or "fuckwit."
>
>> Otherwise, you would have simply said "royal easter bunny",
>> leaving out the "chocolate" designation.
>
> Au contraire - the "chocolate" is the best part.
>
> "Royal Easter Bunny" doesn't mean a damn thing - it's a non
> sequitur, and unfunny. *Chocolate* Easter Bunny is apropos,
> and the humor is direct rather than implied, for a chocolate
> Easter bunny is dark and sweet on the outside, but hollow
> on the inside. And it does have large ears...sort of like your
> cult leader. Calling him a "chocolate easter bunny" is a
> humorous verbal device like calling someone an Oreo,
> or an apple, a watermelon, a banana, a Fig Newton
> and so forth - using a cookie, fruit, or vegetable to
> point out that appearances can be deceiving is an
> American tradition and I for one will not allow the
> legions of shrieking leftist finger-pointers to force me to
> eschew its use. If you don't think it's funny, you have
> my permission not to laugh.
>
>> There's no need to go there...
>
> But go there you did - as a leftoid, you couldn't resist the opportunity.
>
> I've been called far worse for far less - so piss on it. Next?
>
>> As for *my* decision....I don't see how this country can possibly survive
>> 4
>> more years of anything even resembling GW's administration. I'll vote
>> for
>> darned near *anything* that gets us clear from that
>> mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Including a committed radical socialist who hangs out with bomb-throwers
> and
> America-haters.
>
> Noted.
>
>> Now...let's just hope the country can survive long enough for W to pack
>> up the
>> moving van and leave....
>
> Hopefully, he won't leave the joint in a mess and steal the furniture like
> his
> predecessor did.
>
> When all the shit comes out on Obama, he won't
> be able to get elected dogcatcher. And the best
> part about *that* will be, Bogus Bill and Shrillary
> will be the culprits, and the Democraps won't have
> anyone to bitch at but themselves. Next up: video
> of Barack dissing the Bible. It'll be on your screens
> soon enough...
>
> I'd vote for Condoleeza in a New York minute.
>
> Go ahead, tell me she's not "black" by liberal
> standards. After all, if Blowjob Billy can be
> "the first black president" on what appears to
> be his fondness for playing the saxophone (or
> whatever the ridiculous leftoid reason was) I
> reckon Condoleeza must be a weed-chewin'
> redneck.
>
> Besides, if gender is a state of mind, so is
> race. If the fact that a person is packin' a
> pecker and a set of nads doesn't preclude
> said person from thinking of him/her/itself
> as female, then skin color must also fall,
> since it appears to be another reality that
> can be conveniently ignored.
>
> Therefore, I am now a Zulu warrior. ;-)
>
> Lord Valve
> BaaaaarrrrrAAAAACCCCCKKKK!!!! <Safety!>
Spoken like just another right wing kook with a warped
sense of stupidity and malfunctioning perceptive filters.
You stink, you fascist slut.