I would have said:
a) using the microphone on your webcam to record the performance is not such
a great idea.
b) Did you actually LISTEN to the thing before you posted it? Playing
something and listening to yourself play is are two very different things.
c) posting a shitty performance is not funny or cute. It's just annoying,
and it makes it harder to search for the good stuff.
"Les Cargill" <lcargill@cfl.rr.com> wrote in message
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> - Playing too fast. You have to be aware that you are not in a rest
> state when you play, and you have to relax the tempo or
> it'llallsoundlikemuchruntogethergollythisisfunwecanplaysoWHOOEEEfast.
>
> - Rushed fills. Just don't. Just don't. The one is not negotiable. If
> you can't get back around, don't go there.
>
> - Playing too loud. Bars are usually crappy acoustical spaces. You
> can't drive 'em. They'll *ring*. And then it sounds like mooofuhuhmooof
> uhuhuhmoof...
>
> - Not having the vocals loud enough in the room. I don't *CARE* if
> you can't sing - non-sing loudly. Knopfler drowns on his adenoids in
> every song, and he's a Major Dude. And back that dang reverb down.
>
> - Having too much stuff in the mix. Harder to describe, but *leave
> space*. Back off during the verses, not just in loudness, but in
> how much is being played. *Relax*. Especially you, Mr Drummer. I
> think Tom Petty starts off every song on acoustic, and one of his
> bass players acted like every note takes a minute off his life. It
> sounds fantastic. Likewise Rick Rojas on "Heart Of Gold". Obviously,
> Yes covers will be different, but space is a precious commodity.
> "... left room for God to walk through the room" - Quincy Jones, on
> the "Songs In The Key Of Life" DVD. Le Q knows, man.
>
> - Lack of dynamics. Closely related to #4. Up to an including
> cessation of playing your part. Try it. It's cool.
>
> - Playing too many notes. We still play Musting Sally. I do the
> Mitch Ryder version, a single note guitar part, like a bass
> part. I also play the rests. We have *never* played that song when we
> don't get a compliment on it. *Leave space*. When in doubt, leave it
> out. If you are Talking Heads, the space is very strangely distributed,
> but it is there...
>
> - General indistinction. Summed from all of the above, plus a
> pair of plastic pole speakers run *way* too hot. But you said turn
> the vocals up? Yes, I did. But you have to have something with more
> testicular fortitude than a grocery store PA up there. All
> specifications are lies - you have to *listen*, or get
> outside support on what to get. Plastic is a Bad Sign.
> And once, just once, get a demo on a pair of Meyers. Oh. My.
> This will get worse - all PA boxes now have been cost reduced
> a lot recently. :(
>
> - Vocal mush. Usually because... and I am not making this up - people
> think the clip light on Mackie/Behringer boards is a pilot
> light. It's not. Never light the lights - that's Bad. And don't
> crank the treble, especially because it's likely to emphasize just
> how badly the crappy crossover in your cheap pole speakers is,
> never mind the sparkin' rock peizo tweeter.
>
> - Poorly chosen harmony parts. You have to practice harmony. When
> you practice harmony, use a piano and somebody who speaks triads.
> You have to stay on your part. Don't cross over unless you intend to.
> Phrase together. High parts come in late, leave early, like a pyramid,
> but it's better to be precise.
>
> - Sound badly adapted to the room. Usually too loud, but sometimes
> it's just EQ that's not correct for the room. Carve off ten minutes to
> check the room when you set up - the drummer will get a beer for you.
> Well, we can hope... beer goes right to yer behind, anyway....
>
> - bandsaw guitar tone. Back them knobs down. Yes, the camera makes you
> look fat, but your amp probably does sound like that. This is something
> everybody on alt.music.4-track learned over time, and it made a
> *HUGE* difference. Jimmy Page wasn't using that much distortion,
> dude...
>
> - drums out of tune. I don't mean Bb, but the drums are both too loud
> and too thin. And the kik is just absent. Kik drums can hang with
> non-master volume Marshalls when they are set up and operated properly.
> Yeah, by John Bonham. Well, it shows what is possible.
> That hole in the front head? Might be a bad idea.... depends.
>
> - Clanky bass tone. Dude, Jaco did it with a 360. You can do better.
> This is a tough problem. I still fight this myself. Camera mics
> amplify this exponentially.
>
> - Cymbals and hi hat are too loud. I don't know how drummers figure out
> the ins and outs of this, but choice of instrument there makes a
> *massive* difference. Even if you have to help the drummer with
> purchases, it makes a night and day difference.
>
> - Improperly crossed and tuned PA. Biamping is hard.
>
> --
> Les Cargill