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Re: Best way to dump a body?
"coreybenson" <coreybenson@gmail . com > wrote in message
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> On May 13, 10:09 am, "Glenn Dowdy" <glenn.no.do...@hp.spam . com > wrote:
>> "Derek Tearne" <de...@url.co.nz> wrote in message
>>
>> news:1igvi8z.au2hyru8g9t7N%derek@url.co.nz...> JoeSpareBedroom
>> <dishborea...@yahoo . com > wrote:
>>
>> >> Fourth drummer in a month down the drain. This one has gone AWOL -
>> >> won't
>> >> respond to phone messages about scheduling next practice. I know where
>> >> he
>> >> lives. I have a boat, chain, cinder blocks, and water 5 minutes away.
>> >> Is
>> >> this the right way, or would a dumpster in a rat-infested part of town
>> >> be
>> >> a
>> >> better place for his body?
>>
>> > Well, your first line holds the answer. Big metal bathtub,
>> > hydrochloric
>> > acid - very popular way of disposing of bodies.
>>
>> Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
>> Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and
>> pile
>> it all together.
>> Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
>> Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them,
>> because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to
>> discover,
>> now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got
>> to
>> starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will
>> look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims,
>> and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could
>> do
>> this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig
>> shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at
>> least
>> sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who
>> keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in
>> about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds
>> of
>> uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
>>
>> Glenn D.
>
> I love that movie.
>
> Corey
Help. What was the name of that movie? Saw it, loved it, forgot name.
"coreybenson" <coreybenson@gmail . com > wrote in message
news:8c859392-b06d-451f-a020-530753b607b9@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups . com ...
> On May 13, 10:09 am, "Glenn Dowdy" <glenn.no.do...@hp.spam . com > wrote:
>> "Derek Tearne" <de...@url.co.nz> wrote in message
>>
>> news:1igvi8z.au2hyru8g9t7N%derek@url.co.nz...> JoeSpareBedroom
>> <dishborea...@yahoo . com > wrote:
>>
>> >> Fourth drummer in a month down the drain. This one has gone AWOL -
>> >> won't
>> >> respond to phone messages about scheduling next practice. I know where
>> >> he
>> >> lives. I have a boat, chain, cinder blocks, and water 5 minutes away.
>> >> Is
>> >> this the right way, or would a dumpster in a rat-infested part of town
>> >> be
>> >> a
>> >> better place for his body?
>>
>> > Well, your first line holds the answer. Big metal bathtub,
>> > hydrochloric
>> > acid - very popular way of disposing of bodies.
>>
>> Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
>> Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and
>> pile
>> it all together.
>> Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
>> Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them,
>> because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to
>> discover,
>> now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got
>> to
>> starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will
>> look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims,
>> and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could
>> do
>> this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig
>> shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at
>> least
>> sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who
>> keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in
>> about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds
>> of
>> uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
>>
>> Glenn D.
>
> I love that movie.
>
> Corey
Help. What was the name of that movie? Saw it, loved it, forgot name.
Re: Best way to dump a body?
"JoeSpareBedroom" <dishborealis@yahoo . com > wrote in message
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>
> Help. What was the name of that movie? Saw it, loved it, forgot name.
Snatch.
Glenn D.
"JoeSpareBedroom" <dishborealis@yahoo . com > wrote in message
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>
> Help. What was the name of that movie? Saw it, loved it, forgot name.
Snatch.
Glenn D.
Re: Best way to dump a body?
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> "coreybenson" <coreybenson@gmail . com > wrote in message
> news:8c859392-b06d-451f-a020-530753b607b9@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups . com ...
>> On May 13, 10:09 am, "Glenn Dowdy" <glenn.no.do...@hp.spam . com > wrote:
>>> "Derek Tearne" <de...@url.co.nz> wrote in message
>>>
>>> news:1igvi8z.au2hyru8g9t7N%derek@url.co.nz...> JoeSpareBedroom
>>> <dishborea...@yahoo . com > wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Fourth drummer in a month down the drain. This one has gone AWOL -
>>>>> won't
>>>>> respond to phone messages about scheduling next practice. I know where
>>>>> he
>>>>> lives. I have a boat, chain, cinder blocks, and water 5 minutes away.
>>>>> Is
>>>>> this the right way, or would a dumpster in a rat-infested part of town
>>>>> be
>>>>> a
>>>>> better place for his body?
>>>> Well, your first line holds the answer. Big metal bathtub,
>>>> hydrochloric
>>>> acid - very popular way of disposing of bodies.
>>> Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
>>> Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and
>>> pile
>>> it all together.
>>> Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
>>> Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them,
>>> because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to
>>> discover,
>>> now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got
>>> to
>>> starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will
>>> look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims,
>>> and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could
>>> do
>>> this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig
>>> shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at
>>> least
>>> sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who
>>> keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in
>>> about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds
>>> of
>>> uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
>>>
>>> Glenn D.
>> I love that movie.
>>
>> Corey
>
> Help. What was the name of that movie? Saw it, loved it, forgot name.
>
>
Snatch.
* w w w .imdb . com /title/tt0208092/
--
Les Cargill
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> "coreybenson" <coreybenson@gmail . com > wrote in message
> news:8c859392-b06d-451f-a020-530753b607b9@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups . com ...
>> On May 13, 10:09 am, "Glenn Dowdy" <glenn.no.do...@hp.spam . com > wrote:
>>> "Derek Tearne" <de...@url.co.nz> wrote in message
>>>
>>> news:1igvi8z.au2hyru8g9t7N%derek@url.co.nz...> JoeSpareBedroom
>>> <dishborea...@yahoo . com > wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Fourth drummer in a month down the drain. This one has gone AWOL -
>>>>> won't
>>>>> respond to phone messages about scheduling next practice. I know where
>>>>> he
>>>>> lives. I have a boat, chain, cinder blocks, and water 5 minutes away.
>>>>> Is
>>>>> this the right way, or would a dumpster in a rat-infested part of town
>>>>> be
>>>>> a
>>>>> better place for his body?
>>>> Well, your first line holds the answer. Big metal bathtub,
>>>> hydrochloric
>>>> acid - very popular way of disposing of bodies.
>>> Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
>>> Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and
>>> pile
>>> it all together.
>>> Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
>>> Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them,
>>> because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to
>>> discover,
>>> now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got
>>> to
>>> starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will
>>> look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims,
>>> and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could
>>> do
>>> this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig
>>> shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at
>>> least
>>> sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who
>>> keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in
>>> about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds
>>> of
>>> uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
>>>
>>> Glenn D.
>> I love that movie.
>>
>> Corey
>
> Help. What was the name of that movie? Saw it, loved it, forgot name.
>
>
Snatch.
* w w w .imdb . com /title/tt0208092/
--
Les Cargill
Re: Best way to dump a body?
"Les Cargill" <lcargill@cfl.rr . com > wrote in message
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> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>> Help. What was the name of that movie? Saw it, loved it, forgot name.
>
> Snatch.
>
> * w w w .imdb . com /title/tt0208092/
>
I get a kick just out of reading the quotes from this movie. Madonna needs
to let him out of the house.
Glenn D.
"Les Cargill" <lcargill@cfl.rr . com > wrote in message
news:482a13a2$0$5124$4c368faf@roadrunner . com ...
> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>> Help. What was the name of that movie? Saw it, loved it, forgot name.
>
> Snatch.
>
> * w w w .imdb . com /title/tt0208092/
>
I get a kick just out of reading the quotes from this movie. Madonna needs
to let him out of the house.
Glenn D.
Re: Best way to dump a body?
Glenn Dowdy wrote:
> "Les Cargill" <lcargill@cfl.rr . com > wrote in message
> news:482a13a2$0$5124$4c368faf@roadrunner . com ...
>> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>
>>> Help. What was the name of that movie? Saw it, loved it, forgot name.
>> Snatch.
>>
>> * w w w .imdb . com /title/tt0208092/
>>
> I get a kick just out of reading the quotes from this movie. Madonna needs
> to let him out of the house.
>
> Glenn D.
>
>
It's like Lebowski or "The Usual Suspects", just chock full of
quotey goodness.
--
Les Cargill
Glenn Dowdy wrote:
> "Les Cargill" <lcargill@cfl.rr . com > wrote in message
> news:482a13a2$0$5124$4c368faf@roadrunner . com ...
>> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>
>>> Help. What was the name of that movie? Saw it, loved it, forgot name.
>> Snatch.
>>
>> * w w w .imdb . com /title/tt0208092/
>>
> I get a kick just out of reading the quotes from this movie. Madonna needs
> to let him out of the house.
>
> Glenn D.
>
>
It's like Lebowski or "The Usual Suspects", just chock full of
quotey goodness.
--
Les Cargill
Re: Best way to dump a body?
coreybenson wrote:
> On May 13, 10:09 am, "Glenn Dowdy" <glenn.no.do...@hp.spam . com > wrote:
>> "Derek Tearne" <de...@url.co.nz> wrote in message
>>
>> news:1igvi8z.au2hyru8g9t7N%derek@url.co.nz...> JoeSpareBedroom <dishborea...@yahoo . com > wrote:
>>
>>>> Fourth drummer in a month down the drain. This one has gone AWOL - won't
>>>> respond to phone messages about scheduling next practice. I know where he
>>>> lives. I have a boat, chain, cinder blocks, and water 5 minutes away. Is
>>>> this the right way, or would a dumpster in a rat-infested part of town be
>>>> a
>>>> better place for his body?
>>> Well, your first line holds the answer. Big metal bathtub, hydrochloric
>>> acid - very popular way of disposing of bodies.
>> Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
>> Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile
>> it all together.
>> Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
>> Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them,
>> because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover,
>> now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to
>> starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will
>> look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims,
>> and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do
>> this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig
>> shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least
>> sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who
>> keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in
>> about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of
>> uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
>>
>> Glenn D.
>
> I love that movie.
>
> Corey
Ditto.
--
Les Cargill
coreybenson wrote:
> On May 13, 10:09 am, "Glenn Dowdy" <glenn.no.do...@hp.spam . com > wrote:
>> "Derek Tearne" <de...@url.co.nz> wrote in message
>>
>> news:1igvi8z.au2hyru8g9t7N%derek@url.co.nz...> JoeSpareBedroom <dishborea...@yahoo . com > wrote:
>>
>>>> Fourth drummer in a month down the drain. This one has gone AWOL - won't
>>>> respond to phone messages about scheduling next practice. I know where he
>>>> lives. I have a boat, chain, cinder blocks, and water 5 minutes away. Is
>>>> this the right way, or would a dumpster in a rat-infested part of town be
>>>> a
>>>> better place for his body?
>>> Well, your first line holds the answer. Big metal bathtub, hydrochloric
>>> acid - very popular way of disposing of bodies.
>> Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece.
>> Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile
>> it all together.
>> Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
>> Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them,
>> because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover,
>> now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to
>> starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will
>> look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims,
>> and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do
>> this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig
>> shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least
>> sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who
>> keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in
>> about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of
>> uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
>>
>> Glenn D.
>
> I love that movie.
>
> Corey
Ditto.
--
Les Cargill
Re: Best way to dump a body?
> Big metal bathtub, hydrochloric acid - very popular way of disposing of bodies.
I guarantee you, you're going to get rid of the big metal bathtub before
you get rid of any bodies that way.
> Big metal bathtub, hydrochloric acid - very popular way of disposing of bodies.
I guarantee you, you're going to get rid of the big metal bathtub before
you get rid of any bodies that way.
Re: Best way to dump a body?
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> Fourth drummer in a month down the drain. This one has gone AWOL - won't
> respond to phone messages about scheduling next practice. I know where he
> lives. I have a boat, chain, cinder blocks, and water 5 minutes away. Is
> this the right way, or would a dumpster in a rat-infested part of town be a
> better place for his body?
>
>
Just allow him to live a long life as an unreliable, unemployable
husk. Hangin's too good fer 'im.
--
Les Cargill
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> Fourth drummer in a month down the drain. This one has gone AWOL - won't
> respond to phone messages about scheduling next practice. I know where he
> lives. I have a boat, chain, cinder blocks, and water 5 minutes away. Is
> this the right way, or would a dumpster in a rat-infested part of town be a
> better place for his body?
>
>
Just allow him to live a long life as an unreliable, unemployable
husk. Hangin's too good fer 'im.
--
Les Cargill
Re: Best way to dump a body?
> Just allow him to live a long life as an unreliable, unemployable
> husk. Hangin's too good fer 'im.
Who knew Bush could play drums?
> Just allow him to live a long life as an unreliable, unemployable
> husk. Hangin's too good fer 'im.
Who knew Bush could play drums?
Re: Best way to dump a body?
"js" <nothing AT nothing DOT com> wrote in message
news:4828e73c$0$5701$4c368faf@roadrunner . com ...
>> Just allow him to live a long life as an unreliable, unemployable
>> husk. Hangin's too good fer 'im.
>
>
> Who knew Bush could play drums?
>
>
He doesn't. He bangs his fist on the coffee table to attract help when he's
attacked by a pretzel.
"js" <nothing AT nothing DOT com> wrote in message
news:4828e73c$0$5701$4c368faf@roadrunner . com ...
>> Just allow him to live a long life as an unreliable, unemployable
>> husk. Hangin's too good fer 'im.
>
>
> Who knew Bush could play drums?
>
>
He doesn't. He bangs his fist on the coffee table to attract help when he's
attacked by a pretzel.
Re: Best way to dump a body?
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> "js" <nothing AT nothing DOT com> wrote in message
> news:4828e73c$0$5701$4c368faf@roadrunner . com ...
>>> Just allow him to live a long life as an unreliable, unemployable
>>> husk. Hangin's too good fer 'im.
>>
>> Who knew Bush could play drums?
>>
>>
>
>
> He doesn't. He bangs his fist on the coffee table to attract help when he's
> attacked by a pretzel.
>
>
I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time
--
Les Cargill
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> "js" <nothing AT nothing DOT com> wrote in message
> news:4828e73c$0$5701$4c368faf@roadrunner . com ...
>>> Just allow him to live a long life as an unreliable, unemployable
>>> husk. Hangin's too good fer 'im.
>>
>> Who knew Bush could play drums?
>>
>>
>
>
> He doesn't. He bangs his fist on the coffee table to attract help when he's
> attacked by a pretzel.
>
>
I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time
--
Les Cargill
Re: Best way to dump a body?
On 12 May, 18:24, Les Cargill <lcarg...@cfl.rr . com > wrote:
> I have never met Napoleon
> But I plan to find the time
I'll take "Obscure Steely Dan Lyrics" for 400, Alex.
-jb
On 12 May, 18:24, Les Cargill <lcarg...@cfl.rr . com > wrote:
> I have never met Napoleon
> But I plan to find the time
I'll take "Obscure Steely Dan Lyrics" for 400, Alex.
-jb
Re: Best way to dump a body?
js wrote:
>> Just allow him to live a long life as an unreliable, unemployable
>> husk. Hangin's too good fer 'im.
>
>
> Who knew Bush could play drums?
>
>
"Glycerine" wasn't bad, but the schtick got old fast.
--
Les Cargill
js wrote:
>> Just allow him to live a long life as an unreliable, unemployable
>> husk. Hangin's too good fer 'im.
>
>
> Who knew Bush could play drums?
>
>
"Glycerine" wasn't bad, but the schtick got old fast.
--
Les Cargill
Re: Best way to dump a body?
"JoeSpareBedroom" <dishborealis@yahoo . com > wrote in message
news:Re1Wj.41$Yi3.30@fe103.usenetserver . com ...
> Fourth drummer in a month down the drain. This one has gone AWOL - won't
> respond to phone messages about scheduling next practice. I know where he
> lives. I have a boat, chain, cinder blocks, and water 5 minutes away. Is
> this the right way, or would a dumpster in a rat-infested part of town be
> a better place for his body?
>
Get him a government job.
-DA
"JoeSpareBedroom" <dishborealis@yahoo . com > wrote in message
news:Re1Wj.41$Yi3.30@fe103.usenetserver . com ...
> Fourth drummer in a month down the drain. This one has gone AWOL - won't
> respond to phone messages about scheduling next practice. I know where he
> lives. I have a boat, chain, cinder blocks, and water 5 minutes away. Is
> this the right way, or would a dumpster in a rat-infested part of town be
> a better place for his body?
>
Get him a government job.
-DA
Re: Best way to dump a body?
Let's go the other direction - what the hell are you doing to these guys?
maybe you should drop the Carpenters medley...
Seriously, They're not stiffing you just because they're dickheads (well,
not all of them anyway); much like dating, there's a reason they don't want
to go to second base with you...
I'd take a look at the type of guys you're pulling in, and see if there's a
pattern. Are they all middle aged guys with wife and 2.5 kids trying to
recapture their youth but pressed for time? Burnouts looking for another
shot? Guys who only want to play YYZ and think they can change your band
into a Rush tribute band?
Then I'd maybe look at bringing in a totally different kind of player,
someone you would never thing would fit your group. Just a suggestion.
"JoeSpareBedroom" <dishborealis@yahoo . com > wrote in message
news:Re1Wj.41$Yi3.30@fe103.usenetserver . com ...
> Fourth drummer in a month down the drain. This one has gone AWOL - won't
> respond to phone messages about scheduling next practice. I know where he
> lives. I have a boat, chain, cinder blocks, and water 5 minutes away. Is
> this the right way, or would a dumpster in a rat-infested part of town be
a
> better place for his body?
>
>
Let's go the other direction - what the hell are you doing to these guys?
maybe you should drop the Carpenters medley...
Seriously, They're not stiffing you just because they're dickheads (well,
not all of them anyway); much like dating, there's a reason they don't want
to go to second base with you...
I'd take a look at the type of guys you're pulling in, and see if there's a
pattern. Are they all middle aged guys with wife and 2.5 kids trying to
recapture their youth but pressed for time? Burnouts looking for another
shot? Guys who only want to play YYZ and think they can change your band
into a Rush tribute band?
Then I'd maybe look at bringing in a totally different kind of player,
someone you would never thing would fit your group. Just a suggestion.
"JoeSpareBedroom" <dishborealis@yahoo . com > wrote in message
news:Re1Wj.41$Yi3.30@fe103.usenetserver . com ...
> Fourth drummer in a month down the drain. This one has gone AWOL - won't
> respond to phone messages about scheduling next practice. I know where he
> lives. I have a boat, chain, cinder blocks, and water 5 minutes away. Is
> this the right way, or would a dumpster in a rat-infested part of town be
a
> better place for his body?
>
>
