Re: American IdolJim Carr wrote:
> You're making the classic mistake of applying solid logic to
> insufficient data. I'm telling you that you need more data because,
> well, you do.
My data is just fine, you're the one who wants to edit his contribution to
gloss over his earlier claims.
> Now you've got plenty of data but seem unable to piece it altogether.
> As I have maintained from the very beginning, AI is just a TV show.
> The *specific* tastes of the public will vary over time, but we're
> still humans interested in essentially the same things.
Did the talent shows of forty years ago get those kind of ratings, did they
spawn numerous imitations around the world, did record companies and tour
promoters leap to sign the contestants, did the media eagerly hype
everything to do with those shows, did the producers of those shows become
major players in the music business with their fingers in TV and tour
promotion and recording? No? Then it would seem that AI is casting a
somewhat longer shadow than the average TV talent show.
> Thus The Brady Bunch, Roseanne, Leave it to Beaver and All in the
> Family are all shows about family life. Yet each was a product of its
> time in the specific way they appealed to audiences.
You're ignoring that such shows are not merely products of their time, they
help to shape their time as well. Keith Richards' comment that rock n' roll
helped to bring down the Berlin Wall isn't entirely hyperbole, culture is
powerful. AI isn't interested in bringing down any walls however.
> If you're going to say that artist "A" wouldn't make it on AI today,
> the reality is that artist "A" wouldn't make it today period much in
> the same way that Leave it to Beaver wouldn't make it today (except
> as a porno).
Again, you're ignoring that many successful artists of today wouldn't stand
a chance on AI because they're too far from the safe, marketable product AI
is looking for. You could be the greatest blues singer on the planet, don't
bother trying out for AI unless you're willing to ditch the blues, because
Simon Cowell knows there isn't enough money in the blues to keep him happy.
That's why they tell the contestants what to sing early on, they want a safe
product, nothing that would rock the boat or irritate label execs who don't
own the rights to the music.
> The AI of yesteryear would be subject to whims and fads of yesteryear
> just like it is today. Do you really dispute this? Or do you just get
> a boner nitpicking the discussion until it's so far removed from the
> original premise that nobody, including us, has any idea what we're
> discussing?
>
> I'm guessing the latter.
Note my noble refusal to play that game by not suggesting digging in your
heels purely on your own say-so gives you wet dreams.
> The 1965 Dylan would do just fine on a 1965 version of American Idol.
Slick, but not slick enough. Dylan's music career didn't start in 1965, he
signed with Columbia and even had a powerful patron back in 1961, yet
despite your claim that,"Dylan was a character. He was *exactly* what this
country was looking for at the time," he apparently wasn't exactly what the
country was looking for at the time. His first album only sold 5,000 copies
in its first year, he didn't get a song on the charts for four years. The
data just doesn't support your position, thus your understandable need to
skew the discussion to a point in time where your position makes more sense.
And speaking of that, when Dylan did finally break big it was largely
because he was so different, not a great singer, kind of funny-looking, and
presenting material a lot of people found either laughable or infuriating,
but he tapped into a new current in which the traditional rules no longer
applied. How many AI winners answer that description? Can you see Simon
Cowell signing off on one of his contractually-bound singers doing protest
songs that piss off radio station owners and FCC Commissioners? Fat chance.
Cowell *owns* those winners, he's not about to risk his investment letting
them color outside the lines.
> To bring this back to the point at hand, people are bitching about AI
> by claiming that famous and respected artists of yesteryear wouldn't
> make the show today. What I am saying is that AI would have failed as
> a TV show back then had it *not* rewarded those artists that had mass
> appeal at that time.
>
> Do you dispute that?
You're missing the point, the complaint is that AI is merely strengthing the
hold mediocrity already has on the music industry. Yes, it's their right to
maximize their profits by offering a non-threatening product. But if nobody
had signed Dylan back in '61, or any other artist who stepped outside the
bounds of safety and conformity, well the 60s would have been bloody boring.
AI is the musical equivalent of McDonalds, is that a place you like to eat?
> Getting a woody again?
Your fascination with my degree of tumescence is becoming disturbing....
> The vast majority of paintings are never seen. That's art.
> Commissioned works are commercial endeavors. The artistic value
> *does* decline sharply precisely because it is a work for hire.
> Sometimes it has wide-ranging appeal, but the overwhelming majority
> is shit that nobody but the "patron" sees.
Look, just pick up a copy of Janson's History of Art and pay attention to
the names, stop and think about the fact that every artist in there you've
ever heard of was working for money, from Donetello to Picasso, they all
wanted to get paid and they often worked to order whether your knowledge of
art will concede that point or not. Sometimes their patrons wanted
something safe and conventional (like AI) and it took time for the artist's
genius to become apparent, but odds are we'll never be startled to realize
that the winners of AI turned out to be the greatest singers of the 21st
century. As to how you can despise visual artists who work on commission
but defend AI for turning out mass-market pablum, well, that's coffeshop
philosophy I suppose.
Whatever, anything beyond this is just running laps.