Re: OT: Happy birthday, DickOn Jan 30, 9:20 pm, purple-state <purple-st...@izone,net > wrote:
> Top Ten Little Known Facts About Dick Cheney:
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> 10. Has iPod pacemaker that keeps his heart beating to Aerosmith
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> 9. Enjoys reading his grandson excerpts from shady defense contracts
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> 8. First vice president since Mondale to take a leak in the Rose Garden
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> 7. Not sure if this is significant but he was the last to see Don Knott alive
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> 6. Has a daily 5 o'clock meeting with advisors Jim Beam and Jack Daniel's
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> 5. In 1994, underwent a failed sneer-reduction procedure
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> 4. The second the cameras are off, so are his pants
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> 3. His undisclosed location is a Hooters in San Antonio
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> 2. Loves the elderly -- well, shooting at them
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> 1. His approval rating is now lower than his number of heart attacks
I think you mean to post this political crap to alt.guitar.amps