The Egg

The Egg

Bryan S. Chaisone did like he always does, kissing his wife Sue Chaisone and
his kids Anna & Emily, crawling into bed and falling to sleep.
All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe
standing in front of his bed.

"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom? And who are you?" said Somchai.

"This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in
heaven."

"WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too young," said
Somchai. "I want you to send me back immediately."

"It's not that easy", said St.Peter. "You can only return as a dog or a hen.
The choice is your own."

Somchai thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is
too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running around
with a rooster can't be that bad.

"I want to return as a hen," replied our hero.

And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely
feathered. But now he felt like his rear end was gonna blow. Then along came
the rooster.

"Hey, you must be the new hen St. Peter told me about," said the rooster.
"How do you like being a hen?"

"Well, OK I guess," said Somchai "but it feels like my ass is about to
explode."

"Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on. You need
to lay an egg."

"How do I do that?" asked Somchai.

"Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."

Somchai clucked twice and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'plop'
he laid an egg.

"Wow" said Somchai. "That felt really good!" So he clucked again and
squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet another egg. The third
time he clucked, he heard his wife Sue shout:

"Somchai, for Christ's sake! Wake up! You're shittin' all over the
bed.......!"

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Here is a picture of the Bryan Chaisone, the dumbass riding on his buffalo
trough the streets of Manassas
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Re: The Egg


> "Somchai, for Christ's sake! Wake up! You're shittin' all over the
> bed.......!"
Ha...! Ha....!Ha...!
That is funny! Ha Sue Chaison, I forgive you from the past, but this
one make me laugh. Ha....