On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 20:43:49 -0500, Robert Cohen <robtcohen@msn.com> wrote:
> On Mar 16, 2:53 pm, p...@houston-pr.com wrote:
>> FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
>>
>> March 16, 2007 - Houston, TX
>>
>> Continental Airlines (NYSE: CAL) has made the controversial decision
>> today to never fly in rain. In it's first action supporting the
>> change, they decided to cancel all flights departing from their
>> Newark, NJ hub.
>>
>> "It was an easy decision actually," states CEO Thomas J. Barrack Jr.
>> "I woke up this morning and poked my head out the window. It just
>> looked so gloomy out. I figured if I didn't want to go in, I bet none
>> of my employees wanted to either."
>>
>> The move is not a new one. Jet Blue pioneered the art of making their
>> customers furious in an actual snow storm in February. But the idea of
>> not flying in rain adds a new twist to the travel industry.
>>
>> Pilot Jack Daniels commented, "I use the umbrella technique to
>> facilitate my preflight. If I need to use an umbrella, I don't fly."
>>
>> The decision has not gone unnoticed by customers. Marissa Belle, a 67
>> year old resident of Elizabeth, NJ states, "I wanted to travel to
>> Houston to see my grandkids one last time before the cancer takes me.
>> I guess I should have purchased a refundable ticket or used another
>> airline"
>>
>> The one company looking to take advantage of the opportunity created
>> by Continental Airlines is Air Canada. Says Bob Evans, Marketing
>> Director for Air Canada, "We are no strangers to snow and sleet, so
>> for us, rain is a picnic, eh."
>>
>> The current storm affecting the Northeast is expected to end late
>> Saturday evening according to NOAA forecasters. Taking into account
>> the time for planes to dry off and puddles to dry, the airline is
>> expected to fly again Wednesday.
>>
>> Physical Address:
>> 1600 Smith Street
>> Houston, TX 77002
>>
>> Mailing Address:
>> P.O. Box 4607
>> Houston, TX 77210
>>
>> Telephone:
>> 713.324.5000 (Main Switchboard)
>> 713.324.5152 (Investor Relations)
>>
>> Email:
>> InvestorRelationsd...@coair.com (Investor Relations*)
>> c...@coair.com (All other matters)
>
> and furthermore
>
> 10. clouds that look monstrous especially if on lsd
> 9. allegedly more radioactivity exposure than dental x-rays, brick
> bldgs, and stone mtn
> 8. some passengers fake seat belt fastening to get away with something
> 7. the movie is not corny enough, bring back adam sandler
> 6. die-licious pretzels with salt = facilitate high blood pressure
> 5. it's hazardous on the highway when it rains, so it's more difficult
> to make an emergency l...
> 4. possibility of an ufo bogey encounter like astronaut's in 1960s
> 3. stewardesses wear make-up and dye their hair--so inauthentic
> 2. cowardly stowaways may be hiding or dead in wheel wells
> 1. take the train, because it's right
>
That sounds great. . .we?re talking the week of 09/20. .. . .Mon-Wed. .
I?ll be there. . . .