Passenger Hits Pilot on Delta Flight

Woman sneeks a smoke in the lavatory.

Pilot confronts her.

Woman hits pilot.

Woman thrown from flight.

Oops.


http://tinyurl.com/297ff4

Jim Davis wrote:

> Woman sneeks a smoke in the lavatory.
>
> Pilot confronts her.
>
> Woman hits pilot.
>
> Woman thrown from flight.
>
> Oops.
>
>
> http://tinyurl.com/297ff4
>

At least they landed in San Francisco first. Punishing her immediately
would have been a bit drastic.

On Apr 8, 11:47 pm, "Frank F. Matthews"
<frankfmatth...@houston.rr.com> wrote:
> Jim Davis wrote:
> > Woman sneeks a smoke in the lavatory.
>
> > Pilot confronts her.
>
> > Woman hits pilot.
>
> > Woman thrown from flight.
>
> > Oops.
>
> >http://tinyurl.com/297ff4
>
> At least they landed in San Francisco first. Punishing her immediately
> would have been a bit drastic.

But probably more deserving.

In message <1176096595.290851.232820@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>
"Tchiowa" <tchiowa2@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On Apr 8, 11:47 pm, "Frank F. Matthews"
><frankfmatth...@houston.rr.com> wrote:
>> Jim Davis wrote:
>> > Woman sneeks a smoke in the lavatory.
>>
>> > Pilot confronts her.
>>
>> > Woman hits pilot.
>>
>> > Woman thrown from flight.
>>
>> > Oops.
>>
>> >http://tinyurl.com/297ff4
>>
>> At least they landed in San Francisco first. Punishing her immediately
>> would have been a bit drastic.
>
>But probably more deserving.

And it would guaranteed a zero chance of her repeating her actions.
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"DevilsPGD" <spam_narf_spam@crazyhat.net> wrote in message
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> In message <1176096595.290851.232820@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>
> "Tchiowa" <tchiowa2@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>On Apr 8, 11:47 pm, "Frank F. Matthews"
>><frankfmatth...@houston.rr.com> wrote:
>>> Jim Davis wrote:
>>> > Woman sneeks a smoke in the lavatory.
>>>
>>> > Pilot confronts her.
>>>
>>> > Woman hits pilot.
>>>
>>> > Woman thrown from flight.
>>>
>>> > Oops.
>>>
>>> >http://tinyurl.com/297ff4
>>>
>>> At least they landed in San Francisco first. Punishing her immediately
>>> would have been a bit drastic.
>>
>>But probably more deserving.
>
> And it would guaranteed a zero chance of her repeating her actions.
> --
A. They might have found a Fijian soldier to piss on her....

B. If not, rebook her to NW, where she'll certainly be cursed by the pilot.

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On Apr 9, 9:13 am, "TMOliver" <tmoliverjr...@hot.rr.comFIX> wrote:
> "DevilsPGD" <spam_narf_s...@crazyhat.net> wrote in message
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>
>
>
> > In message <1176096595.290851.232...@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>
> > "Tchiowa" <tchio...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>On Apr 8, 11:47 pm, "Frank F. Matthews"
> >><frankfmatth...@houston.rr.com> wrote:
> >>> Jim Davis wrote:
> >>> > Woman sneeks a smoke in the lavatory.
>
> >>> > Pilot confronts her.
>
> >>> > Woman hits pilot.
>
> >>> > Woman thrown from flight.
>
> >>> > Oops.
>
> >>> >http://tinyurl.com/297ff4
>
> >>> At least they landed in San Francisco first. Punishing her immediately
> >>> would have been a bit drastic.
>
> >>But probably more deserving.
>
> > And it would guaranteed a zero chance of her repeating her actions.
> > --
>
> A. They might have found a Fijian soldier to piss on her....
>
> B. If not, rebook her to NW, where she'll certainly be cursed by the pilot.-

LOL; and if you want to take it a step further, send her luggage to
US Air.

"Jim Davis" <sky.dancer1@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Woman sneeks a smoke in the lavatory.
>
>Pilot confronts her.
>
>Woman hits pilot.
>
>Woman thrown from flight.
>
>Oops.
>
>
>http://tinyurl.com/297ff4


Pilots yelling obscenities at passengers, passengers hitting pilots
... ah, the wonderful state of air travel in the United States .....

you wrote:

>"Jim Davis" <sky.dancer1@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>Woman sneeks a smoke in the lavatory.
>>
>>Pilot confronts her.
>>
>>Woman hits pilot.
>>
>>Woman thrown from flight.
>>
>>Oops.
>>
>>
>>http://tinyurl.com/297ff4
>
>
>Pilots yelling obscenities at passengers, passengers hitting pilots
>... ah, the wonderful state of air travel in the United States .....

Maybe if more passengers decked the air crews when they disrespect you
the crews would start showing some respect for those who pay their
salaries. Especially those bitchy flight attendants who say things
like "I'm here to save your ass, not kiss it."

Oh yeah??? You'll kiss it and you'll LIKE it, whore.

The gay flybois are the worst. Make them lick your asshole clean.
Teach them some discipline. The airlines obviously aren't. All
they're teaching them during training is how to apply makeup and swish
down the aisle.

Kiss *this* you fucking queers.

On Apr 8, 2:09 pm, Air Line Passengers Union
<unio...@airlinepassengers.usa> wrote:
> you wrote:
> >"Jim Davis" <sky.danc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >>Woman sneeks a smoke in the lavatory.
>
> >>Pilot confronts her.
>
> >>Woman hits pilot.
>
> >>Woman thrown from flight.
>
> >>Oops.
>
> >>http://tinyurl.com/297ff4
>
> >Pilots yelling obscenities at passengers, passengers hitting pilots
> >... ah, the wonderful state of air travel in the United States .....
>
> Maybe if more passengers decked the air crews when they disrespect you
> the crews would start showing some respect for those who pay their
> salaries. Especially those bitchy flight attendants who say things
> like "I'm here to save your ass, not kiss it."
>
> Oh yeah??? You'll kiss it and you'll LIKE it, whore.
>
> The gay flybois are the worst. Make them lick your asshole clean.
> Teach them some discipline. The airlines obviously aren't. All
> they're teaching them during training is how to apply makeup and swish
> down the aisle.
>
> Kiss *this* you fucking queers.-

I can remember the days when lower class people such as yourself
couldn't afford to fly. I long for a return to that time.

"ScottyFLL" <zmsscorpio@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1176057738.014326.161030@y66g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> On Apr 8, 2:09 pm, Air Line Passengers Union
> <unio...@airlinepassengers.usa> wrote:
>> you wrote:
>> >"Jim Davis" <sky.danc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >>Woman sneeks a smoke in the lavatory.
>>
>> >>Pilot confronts her.
>>
>> >>Woman hits pilot.
>>
>> >>Woman thrown from flight.
>>
>> >>Oops.
>>
>> >>http://tinyurl.com/297ff4
>>
>> >Pilots yelling obscenities at passengers, passengers hitting pilots
>> >... ah, the wonderful state of air travel in the United States .....
>>
>> Maybe if more passengers decked the air crews when they disrespect you
>> the crews would start showing some respect for those who pay their
>> salaries. Especially those bitchy flight attendants who say things
>> like "I'm here to save your ass, not kiss it."
>>
>> Oh yeah??? You'll kiss it and you'll LIKE it, whore.
>>
>> The gay flybois are the worst. Make them lick your asshole clean.
>> Teach them some discipline. The airlines obviously aren't. All
>> they're teaching them during training is how to apply makeup and swish
>> down the aisle.
>>
>> Kiss *this* you fucking queers.-
>
> I can remember the days when lower class people such as yourself
> couldn't afford to fly. I long for a return to that time.


Good one Scotty

>I can remember the days when lower class people such as yourself
>couldn't afford to fly.

It's ignorant to associate bad manners with low income. Some of the
rudest people in the world are also the richest.

vince norris

"vincent p. norris" <vpn1@psu.edu> wrote in message
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> >I can remember the days when lower class people such as yourself
>>couldn't afford to fly.
>
> It's ignorant to associate bad manners with low income. Some of the
> rudest people in the world are also the richest.
>
> vince norris

He wrote low class. You changed it to low income.

>> >I can remember the days when lower class people such as yourself
>>>couldn't afford to fly.
>>
>> It's ignorant to associate bad manners with low income. Some of the
>> rudest people in the world are also the richest.
>>
>> vince norris
>
>He wrote low class. You changed it to low income.

He said "couldn't afford to fly." Obviously he meant low income
people.

vince norris

Jim Davis writes:

> Woman sneeks a smoke in the lavatory.
>
> Pilot confronts her.
>
> Woman hits pilot.
>
> Woman thrown from flight.

Sounds good to me. Drug addicts can become very combative when their ability
to feed their addiction is interfered with. And, apart from being illegal,
smoking in a lavatory is extremely hazardous, and smoking in general has
traditionally been a leading cause of in-flight fires.

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Jim Davis wrote:
> Woman sneeks a smoke in the lavatory.
> Pilot confronts her.
> Woman hits pilot.
> Woman thrown from flight.

Did they at least give her a parachute ?