Re: Miller - Hostess Twinkies Named the Official Pastry!On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 05:11:45 GMT, "Von Fourche"
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>MILLER: Little Earthquakes
>Written by: Robin Miller
> Monterey, Calif. - 3/9/2007
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> "In the land of earthquakes, they were announcements that could only be
>described as a seven on the Richter scale.
>
>Zsolt Baumgartner named test and reserve driver for Minardi Team USA.
>
>Tristan Gommendy named the second driver for PKV Racing.
>
>Mazda named the official vehicle.
>
>Matt Halliday is testing the Conquest entry.
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>Holmatro Rescue Tools named title sponsor of the safety team.
>
>Pacific Coast Motorsports unveiled its paint scheme.
>
>Hostess Twinkies named the official pastry.
>
>OK, that last one was a joke but, for the most part, so was Thursday's Champ
>Car's Media Day at Laguna Seca. With the promise of some blockbuster
>announcements from series co-owner Kevin Kalkhoven, the slim media
>contingent instead received the nebulous news above.
>
>Make no mistake, a month before the season opener at Las Vegas it was good
>to have Alex Tagliani (Rocketsports) and Gommendy confirmed as drivers to
>put the official number at 10.
>
>It was also good for Paul Newman and Carl Haas to welcome Mike Lanigan as a
>partner and now it's Newman/Haas/Lanigan Racing, which hopefully is going to
>officially announce Graham Rahal as the second shoe before he turns 21 (for
>the record, he's 18).
>
>But, in terms of newsworthiness, it was hardly "stop the presses" material.
>
>Gommandy evidently got the nod at PKV over veteran Oriol Servia because he's
>bringing $2 million from a yet-to-be-named foreign sponsor.
>
>Baumgartner, who once drove for Minardi owner Paul Stoddart in Formula 1,
>appears to be in line to drive the Minardi two-seat F1 machine at this year's
>Champ Car events. That's about all the seat time he'll get since testing is
>very limited by the rules.
>
>Mazda, owned by Ford which had been a presenting sponsor and partner of
>Champ Car, will supply pace cars and some courtesy vehicles.
>
>And having a title sponsor for the safety team is nice but there's still no
>title sponsor for a series that's desperately in need of money for its
>teams.
>
>To be honest, the real news here wasn't the feel-good kind.
>
>Katherine Legge politely declined to participate in Media Day because she
>says she still doesn't have a firm deal with any team.
>
>Justin Wilson, last year's runner-up and Bourdais' top challenger, arrived
>at the track to learn his RuSPORT team had entered into a "technical"
>partnership with Rocketsports and there's been serious talk of moving the
>Colorado-based team to Lansing, Mich. Let's just say the classy Englishman
>is less than enamored with any and all of that news. Ditto for his crew.
>
>Three-time series runner-up Bruno Junqueira is spending one day in Dale
>Coyne's car here, as is Canadian Andrew Ranger, but neither has a seat for
>the season.
>
>Mexico's Mario Dominguez showed up to look for work while Nelson Philippe,
>who scored his initial win last year, is a no-show because his family is not
>writing any more checks and claims if he can't be paid to drive, he'll be a
>spectator.
>
>Dan Clarke, a rookie in 2006, is pounding the pavement but has nothing yet.
>
>Servia, a loyal veteran of Champ Car since 2000, is also walking around with
>his helmet but no place to put it.
>
>For the record, that's a total of seven full-timers from '06 who are in
>limbo and, with RuSPORT definitely cutting back to one car, Rocketsports
>only fielding one and Gerry Forsythe still sticking to his guns about not
>running a second car without funding, there's less opportunity than ever
>before in a series that's been around since 1979.
>
>Right now, unless some things change drastically in the next couple weeks,
>it's looking like 16 starters in the opener at Las Vegas on April 8.
>
>But the best news for Champ Car is that nobody noticed, because Media Day
>didn't get a lot of national play. No USA Today. No L.A. Times. No
>Indianapolis Star. No Las Vegas papers. Not even new broadcast and marketing
>"partner" ESPN bothered to send anybody.
>
>It was just a quaint little group. Tristan, Zsolt, a few Internet sites, one
>racing weekly and SPEED. We came, we saw and we shook our heads."
Cue the large female.