Re: Marco Andretti Earns St. Pete Podium Finish"Lenny" <haysooce@hotmail,com > wrote in message
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> On Apr 3, 9:55 pm, "Dave-E" <davegt...@aol,com > wrote:
>
> >
> > ARTHUR:
> > If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by
> > force!
> > FRENCH GUARD:
> > You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom,
> > sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King,
> > you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
> >
>
> GALAHAD: What a strange person.
> ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man!
> GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed
> animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! You
> mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
>
> LOL !!! "I fart in your general direction! " is the greatest taunt of
> all times!
>
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,
pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john.
You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-
dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody
churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry
pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey
poofter.You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb.
You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-
gill. You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag
of filth. You are a canker, an open wound. May your spouse
be blessed with many bastards.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless
little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt.
You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are
a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument
to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour
lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf
at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You
are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor
yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal
bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an
unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out
of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected
by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your
alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame
in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world.
They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before
attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you
are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will
be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness
were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense
than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few
cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump,
and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Earlier the house-
flies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches,
and intestinal parasites were created, then the standards were
lowerted and you were made.You are half-living in the slough of
despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a
green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler.
You make Ebola look good.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have
sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention,
and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant
and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address
lines shorted together.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous
and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are
a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile.
You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed
toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals
silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.12 world.
Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to
get your dog to play with you. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach
is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron
Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is
too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if
the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You
are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality
of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and
benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators
hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with
you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery
and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish
opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your
sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave
you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that
when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch
and bites you.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath.
You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic
camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed
stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased
just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I
wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming
flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for sweet death to come and
remove me from a world which became unbearable when you
crawled out of a harpy's lair.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone
that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled
far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to
a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium.
Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid
in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this
stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid
bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid
beyond the laws of nature.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome,
despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible,
criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless,
idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful,
demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic,
fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless,
EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive,
double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical,
cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant,
deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring,
plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious,
secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous,
flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile,
and Generally Not Good.
I hope this helps.
Good Luck and Best Wishes.
Walk away, just ignore him.
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