Re: Paper Says No Crows at Vegas"Dave-E" <davegto67@aol . com > wrote in message
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> On Apr 9, 11:36 am, "." <....@dot . com > wrote:
> > "Dave-E" <davegt...@aol . com > wrote in message
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> > news:1176125582.628925.165280@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups . com ...
> >
> >
> >
> > > On Apr 8, 11:14 pm, "." <....@dot . com > wrote:
> > > > "Dave-E" <davegt...@aol . com > wrote in message
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> > > >news:1176069723.917234.3960@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups . com ...
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> > > > > On Apr 8, 2:08 pm, "Von Fourche" <Khonak...@hotmail . com > wrote:
> > > > > > From Las Vegas Review-Journal
> >
> > > > > > "The three-day event, which included two days of qualifying,
has
> > > > > > inconvenienced some locals and tourists."
> >
> > > > > > "Event owners Dale Jensen and Bradley Yonover are thought
to
> > have
> > > > > > invested more than $15 million in the race."
> >
> > > > > > "But crowds were sparse Friday and Saturday for qualifying,
and
> > > > Southern
> > > > > > Nevada does not boast a successful tradition of hosting
Indy-style
> > > > racing."
> >
> > > > > > * w w w .lvrj . com /sports/6925162.html
> >
> > > > > So I'm sure the IRL will be giving a try at a Vegas street race,
since
> > > > > what they do is improve upon whatever CC does.
> >
> > > > Fixed it for him.
> >
> > > Cite ONE example.
> >
> > Without the IRL's teams, owners, drivers, venues, sponsors,
> > vendors, viewers, SAFER walls, TV contracts, coverage
> > and exposure, prestige, enthusiasm, longevity, recent history
> > current events, future opportunities and a certain je ne sais
> > quoi, it would simply be chumpcar.
>
> Try again. This time answer the question.
>
That pathetic, mealy-mouthed response reminds
me of the who is 'King of the Jungle?' parable:
Once upon a time a lion encountered a gorilla.
"Hey, monkey," the lion growled.
Ye-Ye- Yes, sire?" the gorilla answered, voice
trembling.
"Who is the king of the jungle?" the lion roared.
"Why you are, sire, you are!"
"Right!" the lion said. "And don't you forget it!"
Later, the lion met a rhinoceros.
"Hey, you, pointy-head!" the lion roared.
"Yes, sire?" the rhino answered.
"Who's the king of the jungle?"
"But you are, sire. You are."
"That's right! And don't you forget it."
A little later, the lion came upon an elephant.
"Hey, you, elephant! Who's the king of the jungle?" the
lion roared.
Without a word, the elephant ambled over to the lion,
picked him up with his trunk, skewered him on his tusks
then tossed him, smashing him against a tree. Then he
walked over and squashed the lion's tail into a paper
thin ribbon. Then the elephant picked up the lion again
and slammed him hard to the ground.
After getting its ass stomped, as the elephant walked
away, the battered lion lifted his head and called, "Hey,
man, you don't have to get mad just because you don't
know the right answer!"