Mercedes board of directors must be pulling their hair out

It just goes from bad to worse.

1. Ron loses Kimi because the car is not reliable.
2. Ron & team get caught pilfering Ferrari secrets and get a big
fine.
3. Ron loses Massa as he fawns over LH & AH.
4. Ron and team pay LH an insane pay deal.
5. Mercedes along with BMW have to be reminded of the bad old nazi
years due to an insane and arrogant Englishman who is Teutonic wannbe
and a pervert. Hundreds of millions spent on image and Max dregs up
old and bad memories.
6. McLaren picks a young, fast but inexperienced Heikki who cannot set
up a car any better than Lewfus.
7. McLaren Mercedes gets embarrased by their arch nemesis BMW.
8. As F1 moves to Spain, McLaren is under pressure from BMW,
Toyota(!), Red Bull and Honda. Renault may have leap frogged past
McLaren Mercedes.
9. Two former McLaren Mercedes drivers and WCs on the front row in
Spain.
10. McLaren falls backwards because Stepney is no longer at Ferrari
stealing tehcnical information.

Maybe Mercedes can talk Mika or Schumacher into going back to F1 and
making Lewis or Heikki the reserve driver.

On Apr 26, 10:48 am, Hello Freddie <Ark...@juno . com > wrote:
> It just goes from bad to worse.
>
> 1. Ron loses Kimi because the car is not reliable.
> 2. Ron & team get caught pilfering Ferrari secrets and get a big
> fine.
> 3. Ron loses Massa as he fawns over LH & AH.
> 4. Ron and team pay LH an insane pay deal.
> 5. Mercedes along with BMW have to be reminded of the bad old nazi
> years due to an insane and arrogant Englishman who is Teutonic wannbe
> and a pervert.  Hundreds of millions spent on image and Max dregs up
> old and bad memories.
> 6. McLaren picks a young, fast but inexperienced Heikki who cannot set
> up a car any better than Lewfus.
> 7. McLaren Mercedes gets embarrased by their arch nemesis BMW.
> 8. As F1 moves to Spain, McLaren is under pressure from BMW,
> Toyota(!), Red Bull and Honda.  Renault may have leap frogged past
> McLaren Mercedes.
> 9. Two former McLaren Mercedes drivers and WCs on the front row in
> Spain.
> 10. McLaren falls backwards because Stepney is no longer at Ferrari
> stealing tehcnical information.
>
> Maybe Mercedes can talk Mika or Schumacher into going back to F1 and
> making Lewis or Heikki the reserve driver.

Correction to #3: Ron loses Alonso.

"Hello Freddie" <Ark321@juno . com > wrote in message
news:c0c6362d-fcd2-465f-8422-f4321d3a5a59@b9g2000prh.googlegroups . com ...
On Apr 26, 10:48 am, Hello Freddie <Ark...@juno . com > wrote:
> It just goes from bad to worse.
>
> 1. Ron loses Kimi because the car is not reliable.
> 2. Ron & team get caught pilfering Ferrari secrets and get a big
> fine.
> 3. Ron loses Massa as he fawns over LH & AH.
> 4. Ron and team pay LH an insane pay deal.
> 5. Mercedes along with BMW have to be reminded of the bad old nazi
> years due to an insane and arrogant Englishman who is Teutonic wannbe
> and a pervert. Hundreds of millions spent on image and Max dregs up
> old and bad memories.
> 6. McLaren picks a young, fast but inexperienced Heikki who cannot set
> up a car any better than Lewfus.
> 7. McLaren Mercedes gets embarrased by their arch nemesis BMW.
> 8. As F1 moves to Spain, McLaren is under pressure from BMW,
> Toyota(!), Red Bull and Honda. Renault may have leap frogged past
> McLaren Mercedes.
> 9. Two former McLaren Mercedes drivers and WCs on the front row in
> Spain.
> 10. McLaren falls backwards because Stepney is no longer at Ferrari
> stealing tehcnical information.
>
> Maybe Mercedes can talk Mika or Schumacher into going back to F1 and
> making Lewis or Heikki the reserve driver.

>Correction to #3: Ron loses Alonso.

And the sky is green, ducks have 6 legs and anti whatever people are still
in nappies. Although, I'll let you have the Max bit :)

AC