Re: For Mark ThorsonOn Tue 06 May 2008 09:01:14p, jmcquown told us...
> PeterLucas wrote:
>> "jmcquown" <jmcquown@bellsouth . net > wrote in news:68cmpfF2sd7edU1
>> @mid.individual . net :
>>
>>
>>>
>>> Kiss my ass, Peter
>>
>>
>>
>> Bet you wish I would!!!
>> Seems you want everyone to kiss your ass.
>>
> And I quote from my previous post (oh dear, I have to quote and use up
> oh so precious bandwidth apparently not available in "Oz")
>
> A used ... pink bathrobe
> A rare ... mint snowglobe
> A Smurf ... TV tray
> I bought on eBay
>
> My house ... is filled with this crap
> Shows up in bubble wrap
> Most every day
> What I bought on eBay
>
> Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
> Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
> Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
> They had it on eBay
>
> I'll buy ... your knick-knack
> Just check ... my feedback
> "A++!" they all say
> They love me on eBay
>
> Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
> Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
> (From some guy) I've never met in Norway
> Found him on eBay
>
> I am the type who is liable to snipe you
> With two seconds left to go, whoa
> Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
> As long as I've got the dough
>
> I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
> Sell me ... your watch, please
> I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
> I'm highest bidder now
>
> (Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
> (From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
> (Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
> Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
>
> Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
> Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
> Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
> (Found it on eBay)
>
> Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
> (Pez dispensers and a toaster)
> (Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
> (I'll buy on eBay)
>
> What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
>
> Oh dear, that's more than 300 lines. Must be costing you a fucking
> fortune!
Love what Weird Al did with the Backstreet Boys' song. Also love the
Backstreet Boys' song...
I don't care how many lines! :-)
--
Wayne Boatwright
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