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Well Howdy!
Well Howdy!
Happy Eater everybody!
This is the day Jezuz rose from the ded and gave kannie to all the little
chillen in the world!
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Cletus
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Happy Eater everybody!
This is the day Jezuz rose from the ded and gave kannie to all the little
chillen in the world!
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Cletus
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Re: Well Howdy!
"Cletus Kadiddlehopper" <Cletus_
Kadiddlehopper@(nospam)hotmail . com > wrote in
message
news:X08Sh.875$3P3.489@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink . net ...
> Happy Eater everybody!
If you believe in the lies of eunuchs who've been
dead 2 millennia...I've seen no proof of anything
invisible guy/guys/gals/tortis etc. that control
my life. I will admit there have been a few
"people" over the last century who almost made me
believe in trolls...by their appearance AND
actions.
The foundation of my beliefs (pending further
evidence, peer review and all three dogs giving
their approval) is simply this...
* w w w .allaboutscience.org/three-laws-of-thermodynamics-faq.htm
after reading the first write a 1,200 page report
that argues for and against with justifications
for both that have a supporting bibliography of no
less than 2 gills weight single space, 9 font
(copperplate gothic) on onion skin paper. Note
whilst grammar will not be graded nor punctuation,
spelling will be a part of the grade to be
determined by how prevalent and repetitive it is.
OBTW no typing!!! Flight feathers from the
sinistre wing of a swan would serve you best.
After that we will move onto the second law!
--
Keith Schiffner
History does not record anywhere at any time a
religion that has any rational basis. Religion is
a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up
to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff,
most people do have a religion and spend time and
money on it and seem to derive considerable
pleasure from fiddling with it.
Robert Heinlein
"Cletus Kadiddlehopper" <Cletus_
Kadiddlehopper@(nospam)hotmail . com > wrote in
message
news:X08Sh.875$3P3.489@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink . net ...
> Happy Eater everybody!
If you believe in the lies of eunuchs who've been
dead 2 millennia...I've seen no proof of anything
invisible guy/guys/gals/tortis etc. that control
my life. I will admit there have been a few
"people" over the last century who almost made me
believe in trolls...by their appearance AND
actions.
The foundation of my beliefs (pending further
evidence, peer review and all three dogs giving
their approval) is simply this...
* w w w .allaboutscience.org/three-laws-of-thermodynamics-faq.htm
after reading the first write a 1,200 page report
that argues for and against with justifications
for both that have a supporting bibliography of no
less than 2 gills weight single space, 9 font
(copperplate gothic) on onion skin paper. Note
whilst grammar will not be graded nor punctuation,
spelling will be a part of the grade to be
determined by how prevalent and repetitive it is.
OBTW no typing!!! Flight feathers from the
sinistre wing of a swan would serve you best.
After that we will move onto the second law!
--
Keith Schiffner
History does not record anywhere at any time a
religion that has any rational basis. Religion is
a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up
to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff,
most people do have a religion and spend time and
money on it and seem to derive considerable
pleasure from fiddling with it.
Robert Heinlein
Re: Well Howdy!
"Keith Schiffner" <schistan@bresnan . net > wrote in message
news:PbGdnZTWTLgPr4TbnZ2dnUVZ_qqrnZ2d@bresnan . com ...
>
> The foundation of my beliefs (pending further evidence, peer review and
> all three dogs giving their approval) is simply this...
>
> * w w w .allaboutscience.org/three-laws-of-thermodynamics-faq.htm
>
Science tries to explain natural events without recourse to inventing gods.
If the laws of thermodynamics lead logically to the existance of a god, then
by reductum ad absurdum, that scientific law needs to be revised.
The laws of physics are presently in big trouble anyway and they never could
explain everything. Biology is a good example.
I highly recommend listing to a series of podcasts on molecular biology
found at w w w .drzach . net
Wayne
"Keith Schiffner" <schistan@bresnan . net > wrote in message
news:PbGdnZTWTLgPr4TbnZ2dnUVZ_qqrnZ2d@bresnan . com ...
>
> The foundation of my beliefs (pending further evidence, peer review and
> all three dogs giving their approval) is simply this...
>
> * w w w .allaboutscience.org/three-laws-of-thermodynamics-faq.htm
>
Science tries to explain natural events without recourse to inventing gods.
If the laws of thermodynamics lead logically to the existance of a god, then
by reductum ad absurdum, that scientific law needs to be revised.
The laws of physics are presently in big trouble anyway and they never could
explain everything. Biology is a good example.
I highly recommend listing to a series of podcasts on molecular biology
found at w w w .drzach . net
Wayne
Re: Well Howdy!
"Wayne" <wrjones@newsguy . com > wrote
> Science tries to explain natural events without recourse to inventing
> gods.
> If the laws of thermodynamics lead logically to the existance of a god,
> then by reductum ad absurdum, that scientific law needs to be revised.
Proving rather neatly that you know absolutely *nothing* of science.
"Wayne" <wrjones@newsguy . com > wrote
> Science tries to explain natural events without recourse to inventing
> gods.
> If the laws of thermodynamics lead logically to the existance of a god,
> then by reductum ad absurdum, that scientific law needs to be revised.
Proving rather neatly that you know absolutely *nothing* of science.
Re: Well Howdy!
"P.Roehling" <Pete.Roehling@CUTOUTeee.org> wrote in message
news:131ih5o5ffp6f67@corp.supernews . com ...
>
> "Wayne" <wrjones@newsguy . com > wrote
>
>> Science tries to explain natural events without recourse to inventing
>> gods.
>> If the laws of thermodynamics lead logically to the existance of a god,
>> then by reductum ad absurdum, that scientific law needs to be revised.
>
> Proving rather neatly that you know absolutely *nothing* of science.
>
Would you be one of the 60% of Americans that believe literally in Adam and
Eve and Noah's Ark?
Wayne
BSc (math and physics)
"P.Roehling" <Pete.Roehling@CUTOUTeee.org> wrote in message
news:131ih5o5ffp6f67@corp.supernews . com ...
>
> "Wayne" <wrjones@newsguy . com > wrote
>
>> Science tries to explain natural events without recourse to inventing
>> gods.
>> If the laws of thermodynamics lead logically to the existance of a god,
>> then by reductum ad absurdum, that scientific law needs to be revised.
>
> Proving rather neatly that you know absolutely *nothing* of science.
>
Would you be one of the 60% of Americans that believe literally in Adam and
Eve and Noah's Ark?
Wayne
BSc (math and physics)
Re: Well Howdy!
"Wayne" <wrjones@newsguy . com > wrote
>>> Science tries to explain natural events without recourse to inventing
>>> gods.
>>> If the laws of thermodynamics lead logically to the existance of a god,
>>> then by reductum ad absurdum, that scientific law needs to be revised.
>>
>> Proving rather neatly that you know absolutely *nothing* of science.
>>
> Would you be one of the 60% of Americans that believe literally in Adam
> and Eve and Noah's Ark?
Nope. Thank God.
"Wayne" <wrjones@newsguy . com > wrote
>>> Science tries to explain natural events without recourse to inventing
>>> gods.
>>> If the laws of thermodynamics lead logically to the existance of a god,
>>> then by reductum ad absurdum, that scientific law needs to be revised.
>>
>> Proving rather neatly that you know absolutely *nothing* of science.
>>
> Would you be one of the 60% of Americans that believe literally in Adam
> and Eve and Noah's Ark?
Nope. Thank God.
Re: Well Howdy!
On Apr 8, 11:21 am, "Keith Schiffner" <schis...@bresnan . net > wrote:
> "Cletus Kadiddlehopper" <Cletus
> Kadiddlehopper@(nospam)hotmail . com > wrote in
> messagenews:X08Sh.875$3P3.489@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink . net ...
>
> > Happy Eater everybody!
>
> If you believe in the lies of eunuchs who've been
> dead 2 millennia...
Oh ye of little faith.
After his death, Jesus was immediately reincarnated
as a giant rabbit and every year he returns and lays
eggs for the children.
On Apr 8, 11:21 am, "Keith Schiffner" <schis...@bresnan . net > wrote:
> "Cletus Kadiddlehopper" <Cletus
> Kadiddlehopper@(nospam)hotmail . com > wrote in
> messagenews:X08Sh.875$3P3.489@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink . net ...
>
> > Happy Eater everybody!
>
> If you believe in the lies of eunuchs who've been
> dead 2 millennia...
Oh ye of little faith.
After his death, Jesus was immediately reincarnated
as a giant rabbit and every year he returns and lays
eggs for the children.
Re: Well Howdy!
On 9 Apr 2007 17:25:10 -0700, Rob Kleinschmidt said:
>After his death, Jesus was immediately reincarnated
>as a giant rabbit and every year he returns and lays
>eggs for the children.
You're shittin' me!
...
Are you?
--
"What, me worry?" - Alfred E. Neuman
On 9 Apr 2007 17:25:10 -0700, Rob Kleinschmidt said:
>After his death, Jesus was immediately reincarnated
>as a giant rabbit and every year he returns and lays
>eggs for the children.
You're shittin' me!
...
Are you?
--
"What, me worry?" - Alfred E. Neuman
Re: Well Howdy!
"Rob Kleinschmidt" <Rkleinsch1216128@aol . com >
wrote in message
news:1176164710.059000.67620@y66g2000hsf.googlegroups . com ...
> On Apr 8, 11:21 am, "Keith Schiffner"
> <schis...@bresnan . net > wrote:
>> "Cletus Kadiddlehopper" <Cletus_
>> Kadiddlehopper@(nospam)hotmail . com > wrote in
>> messagenews:X08Sh.875$3P3.489@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink . net ...
>>
>> > Happy Eater everybody!
>>
>> If you believe in the lies of eunuchs who've
>> been
>> dead 2 millennia...
>
> Oh ye of little faith.
I have faith... Faith in the three laws of
thermodynamics. I have faith in my dogs that
they'll clean a plate faster than Rossi can lap a
track. I have faith that noone will build a bike
like the GL1000 ever again.
>
> After his death, Jesus was immediately
> reincarnated
> as a giant rabbit and every year he returns and
> lays
> eggs for the children.
Hate to break it to you but my old man and I
killed said rabbit when I was 6. Mmmmmm fried holy
rabbit is damned good.
--
Keith Schiffner
History does not record anywhere at any time a
religion that has any rational basis. Religion is
a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up
to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff,
most people do have a religion and spend time and
money on it and seem to derive considerable
pleasure from fiddling with it.
Robert Heinlein
"Rob Kleinschmidt" <Rkleinsch1216128@aol . com >
wrote in message
news:1176164710.059000.67620@y66g2000hsf.googlegroups . com ...
> On Apr 8, 11:21 am, "Keith Schiffner"
> <schis...@bresnan . net > wrote:
>> "Cletus Kadiddlehopper" <Cletus_
>> Kadiddlehopper@(nospam)hotmail . com > wrote in
>> messagenews:X08Sh.875$3P3.489@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink . net ...
>>
>> > Happy Eater everybody!
>>
>> If you believe in the lies of eunuchs who've
>> been
>> dead 2 millennia...
>
> Oh ye of little faith.
I have faith... Faith in the three laws of
thermodynamics. I have faith in my dogs that
they'll clean a plate faster than Rossi can lap a
track. I have faith that noone will build a bike
like the GL1000 ever again.
>
> After his death, Jesus was immediately
> reincarnated
> as a giant rabbit and every year he returns and
> lays
> eggs for the children.
Hate to break it to you but my old man and I
killed said rabbit when I was 6. Mmmmmm fried holy
rabbit is damned good.
--
Keith Schiffner
History does not record anywhere at any time a
religion that has any rational basis. Religion is
a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up
to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff,
most people do have a religion and spend time and
money on it and seem to derive considerable
pleasure from fiddling with it.
Robert Heinlein
Re: Well Howdy!
"Rob Kleinschmidt" <Rkleinsch1216128@aol . com > wrote
> Oh ye of little faith.
>
> After his death, Jesus was immediately reincarnated
> as a giant rabbit and every year he returns and lays
> eggs for the children.
So *that's* what Harvey did for a living!
I'll bet he misses Jimmy Stewart.
"Rob Kleinschmidt" <Rkleinsch1216128@aol . com > wrote
> Oh ye of little faith.
>
> After his death, Jesus was immediately reincarnated
> as a giant rabbit and every year he returns and lays
> eggs for the children.
So *that's* what Harvey did for a living!
I'll bet he misses Jimmy Stewart.
Re: Well Howdy!
On 9 Apr 2007 17:25:10 -0700, "Rob Kleinschmidt"
<Rkleinsch1216128@aol . com > wrote:
>On Apr 8, 11:21 am, "Keith Schiffner" <schis...@bresnan . net > wrote:
>> "Cletus Kadiddlehopper" <Cletus_
>> Kadiddlehopper@(nospam)hotmail . com > wrote in
>> messagenews:X08Sh.875$3P3.489@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink . net ...
>>
>> > Happy Eater everybody!
>>
>> If you believe in the lies of eunuchs who've been
>> dead 2 millennia...
>
>Oh ye of little faith.
>
>After his death, Jesus was immediately reincarnated
>as a giant rabbit and every year he returns and lays
>eggs for the children.
Well then, who the hell is Santa Claus?
--
Turby the Turbosurfer
On 9 Apr 2007 17:25:10 -0700, "Rob Kleinschmidt"
<Rkleinsch1216128@aol . com > wrote:
>On Apr 8, 11:21 am, "Keith Schiffner" <schis...@bresnan . net > wrote:
>> "Cletus Kadiddlehopper" <Cletus_
>> Kadiddlehopper@(nospam)hotmail . com > wrote in
>> messagenews:X08Sh.875$3P3.489@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink . net ...
>>
>> > Happy Eater everybody!
>>
>> If you believe in the lies of eunuchs who've been
>> dead 2 millennia...
>
>Oh ye of little faith.
>
>After his death, Jesus was immediately reincarnated
>as a giant rabbit and every year he returns and lays
>eggs for the children.
Well then, who the hell is Santa Claus?
--
Turby the Turbosurfer
Re: Well Howdy!
"Turby" <turbosurfer@beach . com ber> wrote
>>After his death, Jesus was immediately reincarnated
>>as a giant rabbit and every year he returns and lays
>>eggs for the children.
>
> Well then, who the hell is Santa Claus?
The Easter Bunny in drag.
"Turby" <turbosurfer@beach . com ber> wrote
>>After his death, Jesus was immediately reincarnated
>>as a giant rabbit and every year he returns and lays
>>eggs for the children.
>
> Well then, who the hell is Santa Claus?
The Easter Bunny in drag.
Re: Well Howdy!
"P.Roehling" <Pete.Roehling@CUTOUTeee.org> wrote
in message
news:131nk6187ns159d@corp.supernews . com ...
>
> "Turby" <turbosurfer@beach . com ber> wrote
>
>>>After his death, Jesus was immediately
>>>reincarnated
>>>as a giant rabbit and every year he returns and
>>>lays
>>>eggs for the children.
>>
>> Well then, who the hell is Santa Claus?
>
> The Easter Bunny in drag.\
Sorry to say BUT my family KILLED AND ATE (fried)
the Easter bunny. Currently Satan...I mean Santa
is outsourcing all deliveries through UPS, DHL
etc. Oh and myself, yep I'm one of Santa's little
sumbitch helpers and I get to pick who's naughty
and who is nice...junk in the trunk helps ladies.
--
Keith Schiffner
History does not record anywhere at any time a
religion that has any rational basis. Religion is
a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up
to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff,
most people do have a religion and spend time and
money on it and seem to derive considerable
pleasure from fiddling with it.
Robert Heinlein
"P.Roehling" <Pete.Roehling@CUTOUTeee.org> wrote
in message
news:131nk6187ns159d@corp.supernews . com ...
>
> "Turby" <turbosurfer@beach . com ber> wrote
>
>>>After his death, Jesus was immediately
>>>reincarnated
>>>as a giant rabbit and every year he returns and
>>>lays
>>>eggs for the children.
>>
>> Well then, who the hell is Santa Claus?
>
> The Easter Bunny in drag.\
Sorry to say BUT my family KILLED AND ATE (fried)
the Easter bunny. Currently Satan...I mean Santa
is outsourcing all deliveries through UPS, DHL
etc. Oh and myself, yep I'm one of Santa's little
sumbitch helpers and I get to pick who's naughty
and who is nice...junk in the trunk helps ladies.
--
Keith Schiffner
History does not record anywhere at any time a
religion that has any rational basis. Religion is
a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up
to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff,
most people do have a religion and spend time and
money on it and seem to derive considerable
pleasure from fiddling with it.
Robert Heinlein
Re: Well Howdy!
"Keith Schiffner" <schistan@bresnan . net > wrote
>>> Well then, who the hell is Santa Claus?
>>
>> The Easter Bunny in drag.
>
> Sorry to say BUT my family KILLED AND ATE (fried) the Easter bunny.
You got the wrong one.
Not only are Santa and the Easter Bunny one and the same, he also works
part-time as the Tooth Fairy, Jack Frost, Pestilence, War, Famine, Death,
and The Bogyman.
It's tough to make a living with just one job when you're an anthropomorphic
personification.
"Keith Schiffner" <schistan@bresnan . net > wrote
>>> Well then, who the hell is Santa Claus?
>>
>> The Easter Bunny in drag.
>
> Sorry to say BUT my family KILLED AND ATE (fried) the Easter bunny.
You got the wrong one.
Not only are Santa and the Easter Bunny one and the same, he also works
part-time as the Tooth Fairy, Jack Frost, Pestilence, War, Famine, Death,
and The Bogyman.
It's tough to make a living with just one job when you're an anthropomorphic
personification.
